A/N~Yall, I haven't updated this in like a week or two, I feel so effing pathetic lmao. Sorry, and this is just gonna be made up as I go soooo...😐
Clint has created a chat room (I know I always have Clint making chat rooms...just go with it)
Clint has added Y/N, Natasha, Steve, and Tony
Y/N has joined
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Y/N: Tony says he's busy, so he can't join.
Clint: This is very important.
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Natasha: What's wrong Barton?
Tony has joined (reluctantly)
Tony: What do you want Legolas?
Natasha: Tony, be nice.
Tony: No! Every time I'm in the middle of something, you guys interrupt me!
Y/N: Because you're never doing anything actually important!
Steve: Guys! Focus! Clint said there was a problem, we need to help him!
Y/N: Go ahead, Clint.
Clint: Alright, I need some advice...
Natasha: Oooo, is it on girls? Because if so...you're a lost cause.
Steve: Nat!
Natasha: He knows I'm kidding! Right, Barton?
Clint: *sniff* yeah.
Y/N: Do you need advice on doing Lila's hair, because you need it.
Tony: Isn't Lila old enough to do her own hair?!
Y/N: That's what I said!
Clint: No! I need advice on-
Tony: It's date night isn't it. Don't worry bud, I got you...Last time Pepper and I had date night I ordered a stroganoff from a local restaurant and told Pep I made it. Then I got the cheap ass wine from the cellar, cause why waste the good stuff? That's for the parties! After a few half-hearted compliments she was in my bed, taking off her-
Y/N: OKAY, OKAY! THAT'S ENOUGH FROM YOU!
Natasha: You are the definition of a douche bag, Stark.
Tony: Why thank you, triple imposter! I was born bad.
Steve: Wait. What were you gonna say? Are you and Pepper....fondueing?
Tony: I'll tell you when you're older, kid.
Steve: ....
Y/N: He's literally 105 years old.
Clint: Why do you guys always do this?
Natasha: Do what, Barton?
Clint: Every time I try to talk to you guys, you go off and have your own conversations, never listening to what I have to say! It makes me feel like I'm not an important part of the team sometimes. 😞
Y/N: Awwww, Clint. You have my full attention!
Natasha: Yeah, sorry Barton. We didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Tony: I did! ☝
Steve: Tony...
Tony: Whaaat? I'm just tryna' lighten the mood!
Tony: Go ahead, Katniss...
Clint: *sigh* I was going for a walk, when I saw a creature sitting on a doorstep drinking out of a bowl of milk. It was eating food off the ground and licking it's fur.
Y/N: A cat?
Tony: SHHH! STOP INTERRUPTING, Y/N!
Y/N: You-
Clint: I cringed at how disgusting it was and went on with my day, but later I saw it behind me again. It had followed me! I need help getting rid of it!
Y/N: Send us a picture so we can identify it.
Clint: Okay...
Clint has added a photo to the chat
Steve: Clint, that's a person.
Tony: Great going Captain OBVIOUS!
Y/N: Why is there tape on her mouth?!
Clint: She wouldn't shut up!
Natasha: Add her to the chat.
Clint: Do I have to?
Natasha and Y/N: YES! 😠
Clint has added Kate
Kate: OMG! Hi! I'm Kate! You're the avengers! Holy shit, this is so freaking cool!
Tony: Yeah, totally dope. So kid, why are you following Clint around?
Y/N: And licking your...fur?
Natasha: And drinking out of bowls of milk?
Steve: and eating food off the ground?
Kate: Who told you that? I was just drinking a cup of coffee, because Starbucks is like my favorite coffee place ever! I was definitely not licking my fur, where the hell did that come from? And I was eating a breakfast sandwich in front of my apartment.
Y/N: Clint.
Clint: Okay, so maybe I exaggerated a little bit, but she was still following me!
Kate: I mean, duh! Who wouldn't, you're the coolest Avenger!
Tony: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Natasha: Excuse me?
Steve: There goes all those years of saving Americas ass...and I don't mean my own.
Tony: ^and for gosh sakes, watch your language, mister!
Y/N: Kate, you seem really sweet, but maybe Clint just wants a little space?
Kate: Oh yeah! No, totally, I can do that! I can give you space! Sure...but ya' know. Since I already have all your phone numbers, I'm always here if you need me. Always.
Tony: Riiiighhhht...well if that's all, I gtg. Which reminds me, Y/N can you babysit Morgan?
Y/N: For you? No. But, I'll do it for Pepper, and because Morgan's a little bundle of joy. 🥰
Tony: harsh.
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Steve: Natasha, did you get the debriefing I sent you. For that mission?
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Steve: Sorry Clint, gotta go hunt down a Russian spy.
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Kate: So Clint!
Clint: Ughhhh, WHAT?!
Kate: um. I was just wondering if you could, uh, sign my bow later.
Clint has left the chat
Kate: No? Okay...cool. Totally cool.
Kate has saved this chat to downloads