[WW III]
Joon
Wake up bitches
Cookie
Its five am wtf
Joon
Yet ur still awake
Cookie
Touche
Jimchi
Im up
What hap
Joon
Let everyone wake up first
Cookie
I cant wait that long
Im waking yoongs up
Jimchi
Good luck 😃
Dont end up murdered
Cookie
✊😔
Jimchi
I'll just wake hobi up
Tae'll get woken by the sound of the phone anyway
Hes a rly light sleeper
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[WW III]
Joon
Is every1 awake
Butter
Yep
Joon
K good
Joon removed Jin from the group
Cookie
Wtf did u do joon
Suga
Y did u remov jin
Jimchi
He probs messed up
Joon
Stfu yall
Y do u always assume i did smth
Cookie
🗿
Joon
K wtvr moving on
Tomorrow is
Cookie
Omg the premiere of the ice: adolescence movie?
Joon
No bitch
Suga
Big disappointment
But no surprise
Joon
😔✊
Cookie
Hav yall lost hope yet
Joon
Honestly
Suga
No
McFlurry
✊😔
Joon
K so as i was saying
McFlurry
Omg a gucci sale?
Joon
Bitch 🗿
No 🗿
Butter
U coming out of the closet?
Cookie
Well nobody will be surprised i bet u 1 b won
Joon
Kook ur a fucking minor
U don't even hav a single penny
Cookie
I hav 2 kidneys, a liver, 2 eyeballs and 2 lungs
Joon
...........
McFlurry
LMFAO MARRY ME
Cookie
Sure bby after exams lets get gay married no homo
McFlurry
Ofc no homo
Joon
Im utterly disappointed
But not surprised
So as i was saying
Jimchi
Ur coming our that ur pregnant?
Joon
Jimin im a fucking MAN u dumbfuck
Jimchi
[Image attached]
Joon
🗿🗿🗿
No bitch
Im a fucking virgin
And what makes u think im a bottom
Cookie
So u agree ur gay?
Suga
Lmao 💀
Joon
I srsly cant with you guys
Butter
Wtf do u want to say
Just say it
Stop wasting time
Joon
BITCH-
IVE BEEN TRYING TO FUCKING TELL YOU GUYS THAT TODAY IS JIN'S BIRTHDAY
BUT YOU WONT FUCKING LISTEN
IS IT MY FUCKING FAULT???
Cookie
Oh shit she snapped
Suga
Wait i forgot today was jins birthday-
Joon
Bitch-
Ur fired
Ur no longer our soulmate
Suga
:(
Jimchi
:) 🔪
Cookie
Dw yoonie bby
U can be hobi and my soulmate
Suga
Thank u kookie
Joon
K ignoring the kids
Butter
Everyone is a minor here joon 💀
Only jin and u r adults
And even jins brain is not completely developed yet
Hes only 22
The oldest r u and ur brain has also completely developed
That's makes u the only adult
Joon
Can yall please stfu for a sec
Today is my best friend's birthday and he has already been insulted by a dickhead teacher for no fucking reason
His family also called him to make his day worse
He got love letters from g i r l s .
His day has been hell
Hes sad and i want to cheer him up
Cookie
Is the teacher still alive
Joon
Just in the hospital with broken bones
Nobody needs to know how or who
Cookie
😔✊
So whats the plan
Joon
Kook yoon u keep jin distracted all day
Jimin will buy the decorations and food with hobi
Tae you are in charge of the cake
I'll help with the decorating
Cookie
I have a better idea
Decorating needs a lot of effort and intellect
Taetae is the best decorator
So tae and i will do the decorations and buy it
Hobi chim and yoongs will be in charge of the food including the cake
And the only person who can keep jin distracted is joon
So Joon shud do that
Whoever agrees with me say yay and whoever agrees with joon say nay
Joon
🗿
Jimchi
Yay
Suga
Yay
McFlurry
Yay
Butter
Yay
Joon
This is bullying
Cookie
This is not bullying
Im just great at making plans unlike u
So now Yoonminseok
Who wants to be in charge of sweets, cake and other dishes respectively
We're not inviting anyone cuz jin hates attention and crowds
Its just going to be us
Suga
I wanna be in charge of the sweets
Jimchi
Then I'll take care of the cake
Butter
And I'll be in charge of the rest ig
Cookie
K so now everything is settled
Schools abt to end
Joon ur cue
How long do you think its gonna take to prepare everything?
Joon
I think until evening or afternoon
Just text me and I'll bring him back
Jimchi
K so im going for cake hunting
Joon
Dont buy the cake without showing me
Jin doesn't like all kinds of cake
Jimchi
Sure bitch
Cookie
Now what
Joon
Now nothing get to work
Im taking jin with me
Cookie
U goin on a date?
Joon
Its NOT a date
Jimchi
Bruh friends go to dates all the time wdym
McFlurry
Are you implying friends can't go on dates?
Joon
I did not say that-
Cookie
Then what did you say joon
Joon
K fine its a date
Cookie
Its a date hoes
Joon
A FRIENDLY date
Jimchi
You don't need to add friendly
Nobody said it was a couples date
Joon
Stop group bullying me
Butter
We did nothing
Suga
Ur the one who said friends cant go on dates
Joon
Im leaving bye
Jimchi
Its a gay date
McFlurry
Yes
Jimchi
Did you screenshot it?
Butter
Yes
Cookie
Now we have blackmail material
Great job hoes
Suga
And we finally got him to agree
Jimchi
Now let's get to work
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My brain is a mess keeping up with five books istg-
Jungkook's note,
It's a date.