TooSexyForYa is online
ILoveRainbows is online
BoobsAreGreat is online
BiPolarBear is online
WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend is online
PerfectSonOfOdin is online
IAmJule'sStepmom is online
TooSexyForYa: Edward Dace, what have you done?
BoobsAreGreat: PUTANGINA.
WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: I mean I would sell my soul for a girlfriend, but why must you expose me this way?
ILoveRainbows: Some idiot downloaded a computer virus and now our usernames are changed.
BiPolarBear: Is @PerfectSonOfOdin, Lance Ducere?
PerfectSonOfOdin: He wishes.
TooSexyForYa: Who's @BoobsAreGreat? You really think so?
BiPolarBear: TooSexyForYa = true gay.
TooSexyForYa: BiPolarBear = has two options but still zero partners.
WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: OUCH.
BiPolarBear: How can you be so sure I have two options and zero partners?
TooSexyForYa: Aren't you Jule?
BiPolarBear: I'm Edward Dace—
WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: I thought @BoobsAreGreat is Edward. Lakas makamura oh.
IAmJule'sStepmom: You all know who I am, I'm going back to sleep.
ILoveRainbows: Sir Arthur?
IAmJule'sStepmom: No, I'm Lance.
BiPolarBear: Why stepmom?
TooSexyForYa: Maybe it's Lance's turn to be the wife.
ILoveRainbows: Nobody's buying that.
WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: Hindi naman porket mas manly si Sir Lance ay hindi na s'ya pwedeng maging wife.
IAmJule'sStepmom: ... Are you calling Arthur an effeminate man?
BiPolarBear: Arthur's more like a non-binary stick of depression and existential dread.
TooSexyForYa: I don't know much about that, all I know is that I love Lance Ducere so much, it trascends gender and social norms.
IAmJule'sStepmom:
IAmJule'sStepmom: Yuck.
ILoveRainbows: @TooSexyForYa is Sir Lance, no doubt.
TooSexyForYa: I was trying so hard not to talk like how I usually do.
IAmJule'sStepmom: Your undying love for me has made you weak and easy to defeat.
ILoveRainbows: Sabi na nga ba't si Sir Arthur ang stepmom ni Joyeuse. That's two points for me.
TooSexyForYa: Wow, Arthie, you didn't even try to hide your identity.
IAmJule'sStepmom: I said I wanted to sleep.
WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: Ibig sabihin si Edward nga 'yong @BoobsAreGreat.
BoobsAreGreat: No, I'm Niall.
BiPolarBear: Nobody's buying that.
ILoveRainbows: Right, who among us are into those things on a woman's chest?
BiPolarBear: You can't even say boobs?
ILoveRainbows: I—
BiPolarBear: Either you're Futhark or
an elementary kid who finds the word "boobies" funny.
TooSexyForYa: Maybe he likes butts more.
WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: @ILoveRainbows, boobs or butts?
ILoveRainbows: (coughs) Books.
IAmJule'sStepmom: I, too, would choose books though.
TooSexyForYa: You won't choose me?
IAmJule'sStepmom: You're not made of paper and you can't take me to different places.
TooSexyForYa: I will take you places. I will take you the place where dreams are made of.
IAmJule'sStepmom: Disneyland?
TooSexyForYa: Enchanted Kingdom.
WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: Get a room.
IAmJule'sStepmom: Are there rooms you can rent in Enchanted Kingdom?
TooSexyForYa: I'll check.
ILoveRainbows: Sama kami Enchanted, Sir Dad!
ILoveRainbows: Ah shit—
BiPolarBear: @ILoveRainbows is Edward Dace, isn't he.
BoobsAreGreat: Poor kid.
ILoveRainbows: SHATTAP!
BiPolarBear: And Henry's @WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend because nobody else here is desperate for a girlfriend.
WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: Malay mo desperado palang magka-boyfriend.
BiPolarBear: Yeah nobody cares about relationships that much, Henry.
WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: Sa pagkakaalam ko ang tagal mo nang single, ah, Joyeuse?
BiPolarBear: Again, I'm single by choice.
WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: Kung talaga ngang by choice 'yan, sige nga magjowa ka bukas.
BiPolarBear: Pft. Hey, @BoobsAreGreat. You're Futhark, right?
BoobsAreGreat: Nope.
BiPolarBear: You sure?
BoobsAreGreat: Yes.
BiPolarBear: You really don't think boobs are great, Fraulein Snow?
BoobsAreGreat: I don't. Frankly I don't even notice them.
ILoveRainbows: True gay.
PerfectSonOfOdin: Futhark's in the kitchen.
BiPolarBear: Excuse me?
ILoveRainbows: What—
PerfectSonOfOdin: He's washing the dishes.
BiPolarBear: You sure?
PerfectSonOfOdin: (sends a blurred photo of Futhark's back)
ILoveRainbows: You should really learn how to use a camera.
BiPolarBear: Who are you, @BoobsAreGreat?
BoobsAreGreat: Heh.
PerfectSonOfOdin: You know him, drama queen.
BiPolarBear: You know him, Lae?
ILoveRainbows: Ako, kilala ko?
PerfectSonOfOdin: No.
ILoveRainbows: Bakit ba hindi ako laging nao-orient?
BiPolarBear: Who the bloody hell are you?
KielAlfUresonderry is online
KielAlfUresonderry: Wow.
KielAlfUresonderry: Anong nangyari?
ILoveRainbows: How does this virus generate usernames anyway?
BiPolarBear: ... It's not a virus, is it?
ILoveRainbows: What—
BiPolarBear: IAmJule'sStepmom and KielAlfUresonderry? You clearly changed the usernames, Edward Dace.
ILoveRainbows: Me?! Why would I put ILoveRainbows?!
BoobsAreGreat: Because you love 'em.
ILoveRainbows: Shut up. We don't know who you are, you're not allowed to join the banters.
PerfectSonOfOdin: You're short, Edward Dace.
KielAlfUresonderry: Mamaya na kayo mag-cellphone, kakain na.
WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: YAAAAAYYYYYY.
WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend is offline
ILoveRainbows: Sir Henry nag-chat lang no'ng kakain na.
ILoveRainbows: Asan na pala si Sir Dad at Sir Arthur?
KielAlfUresonderry: Nasa—
KielAlfUresonderry: Nope, 'wag n'yong hahanapin. 'Wag din muna kayong pupunta sa second floor.
TooSexyForYa: What are you saying, Futhark, we're just working.
IAmJule'sStepmom: Working, yes.
BiPolarBear:
TooSexyForYa: Futhark, complete your sentences! You're giving the boys bad ideas!
KielAlfUresonderry: Oh? Oh! Sorry po! 'Wag muna kayong pupunta sa second floor kasi nagkalat sina Sir Lance at hindi n'yo dapat makita 'yong kalat!
TooSexyForYa: TRY AGAIN.
KielAlfUresonderry: Aaahhhh????
IAmJule'sStepmom: I dropped your classcards and gradesheets, including the entire CAS's test papers for next year's exams.
KielAlfUresonderry: Kaya nga 'wag silang pupunta! Para hindi nila makita 'yong mga sagot at tanong!
ILoveRainbows: Sir Dad bilisan n'yo po, nakita kong umalis ng upuan si Joyeuse. Magbebenta po 'yon ng sagot.
TooSexyForYa is offline
IAmJule'sStepmom is offline
BiPolarBear: I'm going to the dining room, genius.
BiPolarBear: @KielAlfUresonderry, we need to talk.
BiPolarBear is offline
KielAlfUresonderry: Huh.
KielAlfUresonderry is offline
ILoveRainbows: So sino ka nga, @BoobsAreGreat?
BoobsAreGreat: Your archnemesis.
BoobsAreGreat is offline
ILoveRainbows: Lae, sino 'yon?
PerfectSonOfOdin: PerfectSonOfOdin is offline.
ILoveRainbows: Mukha mo.
PerfectSonOfOdin: Don't talk to me, I'm offline.
ILoveRainbows: >:[
ILoveRainbows is offline
WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: You invited him, didn't you, Niall?
PerfectSonOfOdin: He was bored. He said he wanted to have some fun with the lads.
WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: As long as he doesn't visit us, I guess?
PerfectSonOfOdin: :)
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