"WHAT THE FUCK!!" I yelled as I felt ice cold water get spilled on my head while I was sleeping, my eyes fluttered open quickly and I saw Theodore standing over me with a bucket in his hand as Enzo and Blaise stood on the other side of my bed, laughing.
"Wake up sleepy head" Theo said while smiling down at me "I hope we didn't bother you that much, I mean we're not that annoying are we guys?" The other two shook their heads 'no'
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU THEODORE NOTT!" I yelled and jumped out of bed while he started running like a little girl, I chased after him, it was Saturday and we didn't have school today and I was really hoping to sleep in
He rushed out of the dorm and I followed after him, there were people in the hallways and they all looked at us, while I pushed a couple of lost first years, fuck they're annoying!
We kept going like this until we were both out of breath "Ok! Ok! I'm sorry! I did it- I did it because I thought it would be fun an-and it was fun" Theo said breathlessly "Can we stop running now? We've ran all around Hogwarts"
I looked at him for a second "Well now that You said sorry uhm...NO!" Then I started running after him again, he screamed and started running to the common room.
When we reached there he yelled the password and ran in and jumped behind a couch, a couch that Riddle was sitting on, Draco, Enzo and Blaise were sitting on the one in front of it with Pansy on Blaise's lap and Tom on the love seat.
"You guys still running?" Pansy asked trying not to laugh at Theo's face while Blaise and Enzo were laughing uncontrollably they'll see what will happen to them later
I nodded, "I'm going to kill you Nott, don't forget that!" I tried catching my breath while giving him a death stare
"OH NO! Is little Miss Snape threatening me?" He said in a girly voice, just a second ago he was 'sorry' and now this?
Oh it's on!
"I'm going to do it right now you fucking asshole, and they can watch!" I said pointing to everyone in the common room
By now I caught my breath and I tried chasing him but as soon as I starting running towards him I tripped on something and fell right onto someone's lap, and little did I know that someone was Mattheo Riddle
We locked eyes.
Everyone went silent and it felt as if it was only him and I in the whole world
Just us.
"Get the fuck off me" He said with absolutely no emotions, as if I did it on purpose, he's such an asshole
"Don't act like I did it on purpose because that will never happen" I replied while getting off of him
"Good", He smirked, I want to punch him so bad right now
"Well I guess you can't kill Theo now" Berkshire said still laughing
"Oh I got lots of things for that little shithead, he's gonna wish he never met me" I nodded and left the common room
///TIME SKIP///
Before lunch I rushed to the Gryffindor common room and luckily Neville was just about to go inside, I asked him if I could come in too and he nodded
We both got in and he went to study, I rushed to the Twins and asked them for their help to get back at Theo
Which they of course agreed too because..well they love pranks, they were gonna get extra hot chips from god knows were, they'd go up to Theo and give them to him and of course he'll eat it because it's Theo he loves food more than his friends, then the prank begins
Theo can't handle spice, he'll start to ask for water but you know what helps with spice more than water?
...Milk
///LATER THAT DAY///
Theodore's POV:
I was walking to the kitchen when the Weasley Twins walked up to me with little smiles on their faces, I hope this isn't one of their pranks because I really don't want to turn blue right now, I can't show up to my date all blue
"Hey Nott" They both said in unison, ugh such twins, "Where you going?" Again, both in unison. I looked around trying to see if anyone was around...no one was
"Hey and to the ki- I mean to the Great Hall, can I help you guys?" What could they possibly want?
"Oh no need to lie mate" -Fred
"We know you were on your way to the kitchen" -George
"Because your hungry" -Fred
"And you want chips" -George
"But guess what mate" -Fred
"We got the last bag" -George
FUCK!!! They beat me at the chips game, AGAIN!!
"Can I have it?" I was starving and I really needed something to fill me up, those chips looked way better than anything
"Of course as long as you help us prank Y/N" George said coming to stand next to me "Heard your great at pranks" Fred did the same as George but on my other side
"Alright I'm in, but I gotta eat first because when my stomachs empty I can't think straight" and with that they handed me the bag and we sat down trying to think of a prank
"Hey we could put body and hair dye in her shampoo" Fred said with his legs on the table and twirling his wand in his hand
"No too common, we do that to most people and she's too smart for that, she knows when people touch her shampoo" George said sitting on an arm chair side-ways with his legs on one arm
I put a chip in my mouth trying to think of something she'll never know would happen, as I swallowed it my tongue started to burn "Guys what flavour is this?"
They smirked and got up and George started to speak, "The hottest you'll ever eat" WHAT. THE. FUCK.
"Y/N!!! YOU LITTLE BITCH! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU 3!! BUT FOR NOW I FUCKING NEED WATER"
Y/N's POV:
Oh poor boy, he needs water, and those two red heads are gonna get pranked too for the time they put boogie flavour in my soup, Blaise and Enzo were here to help me, this is gonna be amazing
Blaise, Enzo and I walked up to the 3 with a bucket filled with milk each and dunk it on them, I spilled it on Theo, Blaise on Fred and Enzo on George
"WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!" -Theo
"SERIOUSLY ZABINI!" -Fred
"YOUR DONE FOR BERKSHIRE!" -George
"If you guys start chasing us you'll regret it I swear" I said laughing at their reactions
"Run for your life Snape, and you two as well" Nott said so calmly and Enzo actually grabbed me and started running like it was the end of the world
Luckily we tied a clear string from one side of the corridor to the other, which Blaise had to trip on while Theo and the Weasleys were literally gonna kill us
We helped him get up quickly with me laughing so hard I couldn't breath, not only because of that prank but because of how Blaise fell face first on the ground
"Shit! They're catching up guys run faster" Enzo said trying not to laugh at everything that just fucking happened
It's hard to run while laughing
We got to the common room and started pushing first years out of the way just to escape them, Blaise even shoved Draco out of the way
You could hear a fade 'My father will hear about this' Ugh Draco is so dramatic, he's worse than me, we should start calling him 'Draco The Drama Queen'
We got rid off Theo and the others because we were locked in Enzo's dorm and thank god he had a secret stash of food and drinks because I was starving
"That was amazing" and then we all bursted out laughing and talking about how fun that was "Theo's gonna kill us when he sees us next time, and you two don't think I forgot that you were in on that prank this morning"
"Oh we're sorry Y/N" -Blaise
"Yea you know we didn't mean it, it was just for a laugh" -Enzo
"Yea yea, blah blah blah, I don't care just pass me a chocolate frog" And we spent the rest of the day there, then I snuck out and ran to my dorm when the coast was clear not wanting him to catch me
Geez Theo, he's a fun one
I didn't see him for the rest of the day
Nor did I see Tom or...
Riddle..