[Lindsay Lohan as]
[Valerie Alionovna Romanova
Also known as The Red Widow]
-Did they just..kiss?
[Sebastian Stan as]
[James Buchanan <Bucky> Barnes
Also known as The Winter Soldier]
-Your moms name is Sarah.
[Scarlett Johansson as]
[Natasha Romanoff
Also known as The Black Widow]
- Why is Valerie here and why did no one tell me?!
[Chris Evans as]
[Steven Grant Rogers
Also known as Captain America]
-Which Bucky am I talking to?
[Anthony Mackie as]
[Sam Wilson
Also known as The Falcon]
-Can you move your seat up?
[RDJ as]
[Anthony Stark
Also known as Iron Man]
-He killed my mom!
[Tom Holland as]
[Peter Parker
Also known as Spider-Man]
-I can't go to Germany.. I have homework.
[Elizabeth Olsen as]
[Wanda Maximoff
Also known as the Scarlett Witch]
-Go! I can't hold it much longer!
~The rest off the MCU cast as themself~