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Ren: Merry Christmas!
Brian: Ren.....Do you have anyone under the mistletoe?
Ren: Nah fam, I don't want anybody!
Y/n: Ren, are you going to cook anything??
Ren: Yep! I'll be making some ham! And for vegetarians it will be some cauliflower soup!
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Ren: Y/n? What are you doing?
Y/n: dying in the inside...
Ren: Why?
Y/n: No one will be under the mistletoe with me :(
Ren: Uhhh turn around...
Y/n: *turns around*
Ren and Y/n: *Sweatdrops*
[*legit half of the cast staring intently at Y/n*]
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Sanemi: [*is showering again*] Y/n is so pretty...please have my babies Y/n, if Ren touches you again I'll beat the shit outta him again
Genya: what the hell is he saying?
Sanemi: Please touch me inappropriately Y/n, I don't care where, just do it
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Ren: [*Sneezes*] Is someone talking about me?
Brian: You should be scared Ren...
Ren: Hmmmmm
Brian: .....hm...
Ren: You're gay
Brian: REN WHAT THE HECK??
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Ren: I think everyone is upset about Thanksgiving still.
Brian: You think?
Ren: maybe....
Tanjiro: Ren, I think I kinda hate you
Ren and Brian: [*Slience*]
Ren: WHAT?!
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Sanemi: I hope no one heard me in the shower.
Y/n: Huh? What was that?
Sanemi: G-GO A-A-AWAY!!!
Y/n: What? Is something wrong?
Sanemi: N-NO FUCK OFF
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Ren: I got some Ice Cream for dessert after I'm done cooking the Ham and other stuff, okay?
Brian: Thank you Ren!
Everyone: Thanks Ren
Ren: [*Blushes from embarrassment*]
Uhhh you're welcome!!
Y/n: Wow Ren, husband material ;)
Everyone: [*Slience*] WHAT?!
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Kyojuro: This movie is so boring!
Y/n: I know right? Jeez all the movies that are shown are so damn boring!
Kyojuro: I guess no TV then...
Y/n and Kyojuro: [*Slience*]
Kyojuro: U-Uh s...so what should w-we do?
Y/n: ......LET'S HAVE SE-
Kyojuro: {*Faints*}
Ren: Y/N STOP THAT ✋ YOU KILLED HIM 3 TIMES YOU BASTARD!
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Genya: I'm not sure why I haven't been shown yet...
Ren: That might be in a couple chapters, don't worry hun
Genya: I guess...
Brian: REN, GENYA IS LEGIT AN INCH TALLER THAN YOU!
Ren: STFU BRIAN NO!!
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{*Sitting a big dinner table*}
Ren: I hope you all like the way I've prepared the Ham!!
Brian: I'm sure, Inosuke would like it no matter what-
Inosuke: FUCK YOU BRIAN!
Brian: [*silently crys*]
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Ren and Y/n: Uhhhhhh
Brian: Uh oh!
Ren: fuck....
Everyone: [*stares at Ren with killing intent*]
Y/n: I guess at least Ren is under the mistletoe, he is the author-
Ren: Y/n, what the fuck? How are you breaking the 4th wall?
Y/n: ....Don't worry about it.....
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Ren: So anyway I started simping.
Y/n: [*not phased*]
Brian: [*not phased either*]
Sanemi: Stfu bitch
Ren: ......ARE YOU MAD ABOUT THANKSGIVING STILL?!
Sanemi: N.....NO!
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Yoriichi: Ren, did you get a present for Y/n?
Ren: Why! Yes I did.....[*flustered*]
Yoriichi: 'why is he so red?'
Ren: 'PLEASE DON'T TELL ME HE NOTICED'
Yoriichi: [*places hand*] You seem to have caught a fever, Ren maybe you should lay your head in my lap
Ren: 'HOLY FUCKING SHITNSKNDKSK-'
Yoriichi: You've gotten more red....maybe I should get you an icepack...
Ren: 'OMFG KSKDJFNNEKS'
Yoriichi: Y/n! Pass me a icepack!
Y/n: Sure! [*Runs to grab it*]
Y/n: Here!
Yoriichi: Thanks Y/n. [*places it on his head*]
Ren: [*Exploded*]
Yoriichi: I think you're feeling better Ren.
Ren: Y-Yeah....
Y/n: You should be careful Ren! You're significant other wouldn't like it if you were dead!
Ren: Y/N DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT!
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💭Taisho Secret!💭
• Sanemi made it clear to Ren that he doesn't want him to be anywhere near Y/n
• Tanjiro grew to hate Ren a little bit
• Inosuke ate a lot of Ham, and yet he wanted more
• Nezuko really wanted to be under the mistletoe with Y/n
• Y/n didn't really mind who to be under the mistletoe with, but they kinda wanted it to be Shinobu.
• Shinobu was creating a poison to give to Ren
• Gyuutaro and Ume, beat the shit out of Ren
• Ren is hiding......again....
• Giyu really wants to have your hands somewher- yep let's not finish that.
• Cheesecake really liked the Ham Ren cooked.
• Everyone got plenty of gifts! Even Cheesecake got a present.
• During the Dinner, Cheesecake was only by Y/n, sitting on their lap purring happily.
• Everyone but Ren and Brian blushed at the cute scene.
Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah!
(To those that celebrate it!)
◇Love ya!◇
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Ren~