[throughout the months in Hogwarts]
Sirius: I need coffee!
Remus: (sighs) Here.
Sirius: I need food!
Remus: (sighs) Here
Sirius: I need a jumper!
Remus: (groans) Here
Sirius: I need some chocolate...
Remus: (angry) F--- off!
[Y/N walks in, holding her stomach]
Y/N: Do any of you have chocolate?
Remus: (hands her chocolate) Here.
Y/N: (smiles) Thanks!
Sirius:
Sirius: REALLY?!