Narrative
"Good morning, Megumi."
The child looked up at you with sleepy eyes and his little suitcase next to him. Megumi wore the little white robbed Gojo had bought him as he made his way over to you with his hands out.
As you knelt down to pick him up, Jin had appeared right behind you with his suitcase and his little "crew", sleepy as well.
"He spent all night trying to look for you, he wouldn't rest until I told him you were okay," Jin yawned. You held little Megumi in your arms, looking at him with a small smile. Though Megumi had his eyes slightly opened and barely could keep his head up due to how exhausted he was, he wasn't going to pass up on the opportunity to be held by you. You cooed at his behavior before shortly before letting him fall asleep on your shoulder.
You and Jin had managed to make your way down to the lobby and wait for the Naoya, Gojo, and Toji to arrive. Toji was up in the hotel room making sure that didn't forget anything. Gojo and Naoya were in their hotel room arguing over a facial cleanser.
As the two of you waited on them, the children had managed to climb onto your lap and fell asleep while watching the TV in the lobby. It was the cutest sight to see, Jin just couldn't help but take a picture.
After that, Toji, Gojo, and Naoya came down one after the other and finally was ready to go. It didn't take long to load up everyone's luggage. The only problem that remained was who was going to ride with who.
"Hey Toji, I heard another woman in y'all's room last night." Gojo snickered as he was getting ready to get into his car while referring to you and Toji's late night fiasco. Toji glared and locked his door immediately before Gojo could even get in. "Shut the fuck up and get the fuck away my car." Toji gritted his teeth at Gojo while opening the car for you.
As you were getting ready to get into the car, you felt little hands pat on your legs. As you looked down, you saw little Yuuji and Megumi near your legs with pleading eyes. You cooed at them bending down to their height. "What's wrong? Are you guys okay?" You asked stroking both of their heads.
"Can you ride with us? In the van?" Yuuji asked, pointing at the mini van next to Toji's side of the car.
You looked over at the van to see the rest of children waiting for you as well, hoping you'd say yes. There was no problem with riding in the van with them at all, however, you and Toji already had plans to ride together along with stopping somewhere to get something to eat on the way back. It would be heartbreaking to tell both Megumi and Yuuji the news.
"I don't know guys," you inhaled still unsure of what to say.
"We saved you snacks!" Maki mentioned.
"We've got movies!" Nobara also mentioned while holding up the movies shrek marathon, bratz, Barbie, and paw patrol.
"Bonita flakes," inumaki lastly mentioned, holding up toys to show you.
You were at loss. They were just so cute. But you couldn't go with them. "See Toji? Y/N is riding with the children. This is a very good reason why me and Naoya should ride with you!" Gojo mentioned still trying to attempt to get into the car. Toji glared at Gojo, stepping closer to him whispering a string of curse words at him.
Just as you thought things could get any worse, the children slowly started to get into a little argument with each other. They were fighting about who was going to sit next to you. You saw Yuuji stomping his feet at Maki and Nobara declaring him and Megumi already planned to sit next to you. Suddenly from out the corner of your eye, you saw inumaki manage to open the trunk of the car and reach for your suitcase.
It was such a chaotic scene to watch unfold in front of you. Before a word could come out of your mouth, you saw Jin make his way over to chaos with confusion on his face. From Gojo and Naoya trying to bribe Toji to let them ride with him, to The children getting ready to choke the living hell out of each other. It was just absolute chaos.
"What the HELL are y'all doing anything over there?!"
Everyone paused as they heard Jin raise his voice. As Jin made his way over from his side of the vehicle, he placed his hands on his hips and sighed pointing at the children. "Y'all get in the car. Immediately." You watched as the children awed and made their way over to the van, upset that they had to get in the car without you. "Y/n, sweetheart, can you go put them in their car seats really quick? I need to talk to Toji, Gojo, and Naoya for a sec." Jin asked while standing next to you briefly before gesturing to the other men. With that, you nodded and smiled at him for you knew what was about to happen. "Let me know when you're done!" You said quickly making your way over to the minivan.
Just as Jin made his way over to his three friends, he inhaled deeply before looking behind him to make sure you weren't looking. Gojo looked over at where Jin was looking, confused as to what he could possibly be waiting for. "What are we looking at?" He asked.
Suddenly, Jin smacked both Naoya and Gojo on their arms while whispering a stream of curses. Both younger males try to defend themselves from Jin, hissing in pain. "Ow! What was that for?!" Naoya whined holding his arm in pain. "You could have at least hit Toji too, he started it." Gojo rubbed his arms while giving both Toji and Jin the stank eye.
"Shut the fuck up," both Toji and Jin said to Gojo in unison. Gojo pouted and turned his head away from the rest of friends upset at the fact that they told him to shut up. "You two fucks will not be riding with Toji. You will be riding with me, understood?" Jin referred to both Naoya and Gojo while placing his hands on hips, articulating the last part. Both younger males agreed. Jin stood and lectured the two about their behavior on the trip and how he was embarrassed to even go anywhere with them.
"If either of you mention anything about this trip and what happened from this day on, Expect an ass whooping coming from me next time. I won't hold back like Toji did."
Before Jin anything else, he glared over at Toji who just stood there unfazed but the entire conversation. His eyes remained on you the entire time. He was just making sure you were doing okay but also looking (disrespectfully) at your figure since you decided to a sundress in his favorite color. You just looked so good, Toji couldn't keep his eyes off you! You turned your head to the side and caught him staring. But he didn't mind it. He shot a small wink your way causing you smile a little bit and look away.
"Hey!" Jin snapped his fingers at Toji trying to get his attention after he saw you and him "flirting" from afar. "What?" Toji annoyingly asked scrunching up his face at his friend.
"The fuck are you looking at dirt neck?! My eyes are here!" Jin pointed two fingers at his eyes.
"I don't give a damn where your eyes are! Can't you see I'm busy?!"
"You ain't busy with shit bitch! You just being nasty. In public!" His friend said with his hands on his hips. "Y/n is doing something right now, your dick can wait." Jin whispered causing poor Toji blush a little. "You're so full shit. You should just stay out of my fucking business!" Jin began to move closer to Toji, "if you weren't built like a damn tree, I'd pound you to pulp!" Jin gritted his teeth causing Toji to smirk.
"Well bring your skinny ass over here and let's go then!" Toji straightened his posture, ready to go. "Oh for real?! You wanna go?!? Is that how it is, Toji?!" Jin asked unbuttoning his shirt sleeves. "That's exactly how it is!! Since you wanna act like you run shit when really you don't run a damn thing." Toji nodded while taking off his watch and unbuttoning his shirt sleeves as well. "You bring yourself over here so I can finally put my foot up your ass."
Before either of them could do anything, Gojo and Naoya jumped in between the two trying their best to keep them apart. "Hey hey hey guys! Woah~!! We're all friends here!! Let's calm down!" Naoya said while holding Toji back. Gojo stood in front of Jin blocking him, "C'mon on now! No need to resort to violence! We're in public remember?! Think of the children!"
With that, both Toji and Jin calmed down eyeing each other up and down before going back to whatever they were doing. "You're lucky your little girlfriend's over there, I would've knocked your lights. With your boulder looking bitch ass!" Jin said to Toji while making his way over to his van. Toji smacked teeth and shook his head before going over to the driver side of his car, "you wasn't gonna do shit bitch. Guarantee it you asshole!"
While listening to the argument behind you, you fastened everyone into their little car seats. You made your way over to Megumi and helped him in his seat. Just as you were about to leave, you suddenly felt Megumi grab ahold of your hands. You turned to look at him, wondering what he might want. "Yes Megumi?" You ask. You watched as he patted the seat next to him signaling for you to sit down. Megumi wasn't giving up on asking you to ride with him and his friends.
You smiled briefly before shaking your head at him. "Maybe when we stop at a gas station Megumi, I can't ride with you this time." His head hung low at your final answer. So upset, the child shook his head as he questioned why you couldn't ride with him. Why on earth would want to ride with his father instead of him? If Megumi so much as finds out that those two idiots (Gojo and Naoya) were riding with them instead, he would be more than likely to hurt them. It wasn't threat, it was a guaranteed promise. The children sniffled at your final answer. Instead of just leaving them upset, you bribed them with a few snacks from your snack bag that you brought on the first day of the trip.
Thankfully, they bought the bait and bid you goodbye hoping to see you again. Soon you look back at over your lover and his friends arguing.
"That's why you look like shark from shark tales bitch, don't play with me hoe!" Jin laughed while opening his door.
"I can't fucking stand you!" Toji gritted his teeth before making his way over to you and grabbing ahold of your hand while taking you to the other side of the his car. You couldn't help but laugh at Jin's remark towards Toji, especially after hearing them nearly get into a fight. Those two switch up so fast. "Toji, you just gonna let him call you Frankie from shark tales?" You widened your eyes at your lover, questioning him. Toji shook his head returning your smile before answering, "honey if i make fun of him, we might not make it out of this hotel parking lot alive." Toji whispered while holding the car door open for you.
Things might've been good for you and Toji, but Gojo and Naoya were still upset that they couldn't ride with with you all. Just as Gojo opened the door of Jin's van, his eyes met with a bunch of kids who just stared at him with big eyes. Naoya awed at the children as he stood next to Gojo. The white haired male on the other scrunched up his face in disgust as he watched the children stare at him.
"Oh my god... Y'all look like a bunch of bugs and I hate bugs!"
All the children including Jin gasped at Gojo. "I AM NOT A. BUG." Nobara angrily pointed at herself with gummy snacks in her hand.
"Neither am I!" Yuuji added.
"Salmon."
"Yeah, we're not bugs!" Maki said slamming her fist down on her little car seat arm rest. Gojo nodded his head while taking off his all black glasses, "oh yes the hell y'all are." Gojo pointed at Nobara first, "You're an ant." Next he pointed at Maki, "You one of them damn bugs that make so much damn noise during the summertime."
"Cicada?" Naoya asked in confusion.
"Yeah a cicada!" Gojo nodded.
Then he pointed at Inumaki, "You? God I can't even think of a damn bug for you, you just a damn exotic bug I ain't never seen in my life I hope someone steps on you." Gojo then pointed at Yuuji he just about had tears coming from the brim of his eyes, " You are a beetle, I know for damn sure. Just terrible."
After insulting almost all the children, Gojo's eyes landed on Megumi who sat in the back seat glaring at him. He smiled brightly before bending his knees to get a better look at him. "And you," Gojo began as inched closer, "You're just a fucking wasp. Just waiting to sting the hell out of someone for no damn reason."
Megumi huffed at Gojo and glared even harder at. Toji was his first victim and he couldn't wait until Gojo stepped foot inside the van for he was his next victim. Megumi was already planning to beat Gojo up. Of course, "for no damn reason". Megumi was not an advocate for violence, but he was more than ready to tussle if he had to.
"All of y'all are ugly as hell and stink like play-doh!"
"Gojo if you don't get your stick ass is this van and stop bullying them damn kids?!?" Jin turned around in his driver seat and insulted Gojo. Gojo pouted and sat in the back with the children. As soon as Naoya tried to sit in the back, Jin snapped his fingers at him. "Nope, you come up here with me. You and him sitting together is just a disaster waiting to happen. Plus I know you are good with directions!" Jin said pointing at the passenger seat for Naoya.
"Yes sir!"
With that everyone got settled into their cars and was ready to go. Hopefully everyone would cooperate with each other.
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"Would you like to listen to some music?"
You nodded at your lover's question, pulling out your phone and hooking it up to Toji's radio. It didn't take long for it to hook up.
As a few songs go by, you saw out of the corner of your eye Toji bopping his head to a few songs. "You know some these songs, Toji?" You asked out of curiosity. "A few of them, not all of them. They have really good beats though. Really good beats." He put his thumb before nodding his head at your question.
"Do you have any songs that you like?"
"Of course! As a matter of fact, put on a song right now!"
"Any song?"
"Any song! I bet you, I know it!" Toji gestures to your phone before looking back at road. You shuffled through your little playlist and tried to find something but couldn't, so you just put on a random song. That random song just happened to be tipsy by j-kwon. After seeing him bop his head to the beat of the song, you could only assume that he most likely didn't know the song. At all.
But you were wrong. Toji sung all the parts and skipped all the cuss words. You sat next to him hyping him up the best way you could.
"She smokin' my stuff sayin' she ain't having' fun. Chick give it back now you ain't got none!"
"Okay, Toji!! GET IT THEN!" You hyped him up even more.
"NOW EVERYBODY IN THIS CAR SHOW ME TIDDIES!!" Toji shouted in the car while snapping his fingers. You stopped hyping him up immediately and turned to look at him slowly before stopping the song... COMPLETELY. Toji stopped mid lyric before glancing over at you, confused as to why you stopped the song. "Why'd you stop the song? Is everything alright?"
"No everything is not alright, did you really say everybody in this car show me tiddies?"
Toji shook his head slowly, pursing his lips out, "No, I-I would never say that! I am a saint! I'd never say such a thing in my life!" You widened your eyes at him and laughed, "Toji, I heard you! Word for word say everybody in this car show me tiddies."
After going back and forth about who said what and what the lyrics said, You gave up on winning the silly fight. "The offer still stands though," Toji side eyed you with a small smirk on his face hoping you'd oblige. You shook your head, "You're not fooling anyone Toji, I'm not showing you anything."
Once the disagreement was settled, you and Toji sat in the car, cracking jokes, singing songs together at the top of your lungs, serenading each other and talking about random stuff that piqued interests. There were even times where you'd be eating snacks and Toji would beg for you to let have some of what you had. You, being the lovely girlfriend you were, gave him only ONE piece of your snack. Toji would then beg for more and how whatever you were eating was his favorite snack of all time.
"Y/n?"
"Yes, Toji?"
"Can I have some more? My mom let me eat those all the time." Toji looked over at you with sad eyes hoping you'd give in, but you didn't. You awed and went back to eating, "Aw man, I ate them all. Sorry about that," You sighed. Your lover glanced over at your hands and saw the snack still there, full and halfway done. "Y/n, don't play with me. The bag is right there! Full!" Toji laughed aloud while pointing at your bag. You shook your head at his "discovery" of your half eaten bag of snacks. "Baby, I don't know what you're talking about."
"Y/n, the love of life," Toji began earning a small smile that slowly turn into a wider grin from you. His hand slowly making his way up your thigh. "The highlight of my day and secret fantasy of my lonely nights." You put your hand over your mouth, gasping at Toji's compliments wondering what he could possibly want.
"My little flower, my desert rose, my sweet, my baby, my cute-little love bug, my slug," His compliments continued on. You sat in your seat listening to every last one. "You're just so beautiful that if a painter ever saw you, he'd capture your beauty on any and every canvas he had and show the world how utterly stunning you are."
"Toji—"
"Your beauty is incomparable to any women in the world. Gosh, if I were a sinner and you were a goddess, I'd repent from my sins and worship the very ground you walk on."
"Toji~" You cooed his name once more.
"My absolute adoration for you is out of this world. Just looking at you gives me butterflies. When I looked at you a while ago while you were by Jin's car in that sundress you bought in my favorite color I just thought to myself—" Toji stopped mid sentence as was close enough to your snack bag getting ready to sneak a piece.
"I just thought about how I was going to have you all to myself when we get home." Toji dramatically sniffled causing you to roll your eyes but smile. Before you could even reach for the bag to give him some, you noticed Toji's hand near the opening of it. "You sly dog! You tried steal my food by buttering me up!" You gasped and snatched the bag away from him.
"But baby please! I'm hungry! Let me have some, please!" Toji begged putting his hand closer to the bag.
"It's not my fault you didn't eat!"
"Y/n, please! I'm starving!" He whined.
"You are so dramatic and whiny." You sighed opening your snack bag and grabbing a handful of your snacks, offering them to your now smiling lover.
Just as he was about to grab the snacks from your hand, you snatched them back and side eyed him. "What's wrong?" He asked. "Did you mean every word you said?" Toji paused for a quick second shortly before smiling and chuckling to himself. Why wouldn't he mean every word? He loved you for goodness sake. Although you couldn't see it before, but Toji struggled when it came to figuring out his feelings for you. At least now, he can share those feelings with you freely.
"Always."
With that, You smiled to yourself and handed him TWO pieces of your snack. Toji's smile quickly faded as he noticed only two pieces of the snack in his hand. "Y/n, what the hell is this?! This is twice the amount you gave me last time!" Toji laughed, glancing over your way as you ate the rest of snacks in your hand. "You admitted to saying that lyric as well when I asked you if you meant every word so you only get two."
"Like I said... the offer still stands," Toji replied jokingly wiggling his eyebrows.
"Hmm, you can get the rest when we get home," You winked while popping the snack into your mouth. Toji widened his eyes before snapping his neck your way before scoffing and pushing his foot on the gas. You clutched your pearls while leaning back in your seat, "Toji, slow down!"
"No way! We gotta get home! Time waits for no man!!"
"You just want some damn snacks!"
"I want more than just some snacks!"
• •••••••••••••••• •
"Why the fuck is that motherfucker speeding up?!"
Jin sighed while whispering to Naoya and squinting his eyes at Toji's car. Naoya shook his head and shrugged while holding Jin's phone, "I don't know, maybe he needs to get gas." Jin sighed once more and told Naoya to text Toji that they'll stop for gas.
The children sat in the back playing and talking amongst themselves as they ignored Naoya and Jin's conversation. Maki turned his head around and looked straight at Gojo, questioning his appearance. "Why is your head so big?" She asked while pushing up her little glasses.
Gojo scrunched up his face as he looked up from his phone and glared at Maki before answering her question. "Why is your head so small?!" Maki frowned and gasped before turning away.
With that, Gojo went back to playing on his phone. He thought he was safe until he saw two other children turn around to look at him. "Did you color your hair with a white crayon?"
"What!?"
"Yeah, your hair is really white. Plus your head is really big. Is your brain small? Are you old?" Nobara asked tilting her head to the side in curiosity. Gojo was stunned at the sudden questions. They had no filter. "No, I'm not old—"
"My daddy said that people like you who have little brains and they don't know how to fight." Yuuji smiled brightly while looking at Gojo who pulled down his glasses quickly in anger. "Uncle Gojo, do you know how to fight?" Maki asked while chewing on a fruit snack.
"Uh yeah?! I can fight! I can fight everyone in this car! With my bare hands." Gojo scoffed.
Everyone in the car turned to look at Gojo after he had said what he said. Jin sighed and looked back at the road absolutely done with Gojo's foolishness. Naoya took a couple of glances back before looking back at the front as well. As Gojo's best friend and right hand man, Naoya knew Gojo couldn't fight for shit. Anytime Gojo would stir up trouble, he'd go running looking for Toji.
(A/n: Everyone in that damn car 💀💀)
"Says the one who was dangling over a damn balcony screaming that he was a grown man." Jin chuckled.
The children giggled at Jin's remark while poor Gojo glared at the front seat. Before Gojo could say anything else, Inumaki put his hand in his face and went down to look for something on the floor. "What is he doing?" Gojo asked. "You look like someone he knows!" Maki gasped.
"Is it a picture of a celebrity? I've been told that I look like a sexier version of Ted Danson from the good place." Gojo pouted his lips out while looking his reflection in a window.
"Look! It looks exactly like him!!" Yuuji pointed at the object Inumaki pulled up. Gojo looked at the object in horror while letting a blood-curdling scream.
"WHAT THE HELL. IS. THAT?!!"
"A q-tip! Do you like it?" Nobara asked taking the q-tip away from Inumaki and handing it to Gojo who was still in shock. Gojo stared at the q-tip in disbelief. It wasn't the fact that the children compared him to the q-tip. It was the fact that Inumaki had the nerve to pull out a DIRTY q-tip from the floor and GIVE it to him. "I look nothing like this..." Gojo finally spoke up sniffing.
"Yeah you do! And your eyes!!"
"My eyes what? Look like the ocean? I get that a lot too!"
"No. They look like colorful pebbles!"
"From the cereal?"
"No! At the bottom of a fish tank!!" Maki giggled causing the rest of the children to laugh out loud as well. Gojo held his chest in pain like his feelings were hurt. He was getting verbally bullied. By children. The white haired man was shocked from all of this. Then he looked next to him and saw Megumi glaring at him.
"What? You got a problem with me too? You just gonna sit there and let your friends bully me?" Gojo scrunched up his face once more before turning to look at him fully. As Gojo continued to taunt the poor child. Everyone in the car begged Gojo not fool with Megumi.
"Gojo leave him alone! He did nothing to you. You're just picking now!" Jin said as he glanced to the back a few times.
"Yeah leave him alone!"
"He did nothing to you!"
"Salmon, salmon. SALMON!" Inumaki threw a random shoe at Gojo who dodged it just in time. "Nah nah, I'm not doing shit. This little turd was the one snitched on me last night!"
"MEGUMI IS NOT A TURD!" Yuuji stood up from his car seat ready to defend his best friend. "YOU'RE A TURD!" Nobara added on while standing up next Yuuji. After that, Maki and Inumaki joined in and stood next to each other defending their friend. However, Megumi was ready to snap at Gojo any moment now.
"Everyone sit down with your seat buddy please."
"Y'all not gonna do nothing to me! Y'all don't want none of this! Megumi is a turd and so is the rest of y'all."
Suddenly, Yuuji had had enough of Gojo talking about his friends. The pink haired child stood up from his car seat and lunged himself at Gojo but was soon held back by his friends. "Let me at him!" Yuuji grunted so angrily, ready to beat Gojo down. Gojo could only sit back and laugh at the children.
"He's not worth it Yuuji!! He's just being mean and trying to get into your head!" Maki said as she held her friend back. But Yuuji would not budge. He was ready to hurt Gojo.
"Everyone, PLEASE sit in your designated seats with your seat buddy! I'm not going to keep repeating myself," Jin begged trying to keep his composure while driving. All the children finally settled down while Gojo sat in the back snickering at the children.
As time went by, the car remained quiet. Nobody had said or done anything... yet. As Gojo continues to look on his phone, he noticed a pair of eyes next to him. Just staring at him. He raised a brow and looked over at his seat buddy, Megumi, and saw that he was still glaring at him. Gojo only scoffed before scooting closer to his window. "You should take a picture it'll last longer!" Gojo whispered getting closer.
Megumi hated his seat buddy. He preferred to be alone for the time being, but Gojo wouldn't leave him alone. As soon as Gojo got closer, Megumi threw a punch aiming straight for Gojo's chest but he dodged the child's fist and stared in shock.
"YOU WANNA HIT ME?!"
Megumi sat back in his seat lowering his gaze at Gojo. If Gojo would've stayed still he would have had a direct hit. But Megumi wasn't going to back down. Not without a fight.
"GOJO KNOCK IT OFF!" Jin shouted towards the back.
"LEAVE HIM ALONE GOJO!" Yuuji shouted.
"LEAVE HIM BE YOU Q-TIP PIECE OF SHIT!" Nobara chimes in.
"SALMON MUSTARD LEAF!! FISH FLAKES!! BONITO FISH FLAKES!! BULLSHIT!!" Inumaki stood up in his seat again but with his shoe, threatening to hit Gojo with it along with shouting out other bunch of nonsense.
"HEY! NO CUSSING! STOP IT!!" Naoya shouted while looking in the back seat.
"I WONT DO SHIT! YALL JUST A BUNCH OF KIDS WITH BIG ASS HEADS AND LITTLE ASS ARMS. I LIKE TO FIGHT KIDS, I DONT GIVE A DAMN." Gojo sat up from his seat shouting back at the children... literal children. Gojo turned his head back to Megumi and scowled at him. "You most definitely ain't finna do shit. Not to me anyways, because if you hit me, I'm telling y/n!"
Before Gojo could even blink, Megumi lunged himself at Gojo and punched him on his head simultaneously. With each punch, Megumi used as much force his little body could hold. Gojo tried to push Megumi off of him, but he wouldn't budge. The child's friends cheered him and demanded Megumi to beat him ruthlessly.
The white haired male screamed for his life as he felt hard, yet small punches being delivered to his head. "GET OFF ME YOU TINY BEAST!!" Gojo pulled Megumi off from his head and dangled him in the air by the ankle.
Suddenly, Megumi saw his friends jumping over their seats to get to the back. The children managed to pin Gojo onto his back and beat up the bottom half of his body. "DONT TALK ABOUT MY FRIEND MEGUMI!" Yuuji pointed at Gojo before punched him in his legs. Gojo tried his best to push the children off of him, but failed each and every time. Suddenly, Gojo felt someone biting the living hell out of his ankle. He screamed even louder than before gripping the seats in pain. "SOMEONE JUST BIT ME!"
"What's going on back there?!" Jin asked curiously while keeping his eyes on the road. Naoya sighed before shaking his head, "there's a fight going on in the back."
"Well go back there and fix it!"
"But Gojo started it!"
"NAOYA HELP ME!!"
"I don't give a fuck who started it, get back there and finish it! I can't focus with all this shit going on in the back! I need to focus on the road!" Jin pointed to the back, gesturing for Naoya to go back there and fix it. Poor Naoya sighed sadly before climbing into the back and addressing the situation.
"Hey guys, please stop fighting. Jin is having a hard time up in the front seat—"
"YOU PIECE OF SHIT! IM GOING TO KICK YOUR A-S-S!" Maki pointed at Naoya before climbing over to him. "DONT MAKE ME PISSED!!" Nobara growled at Naoya before going back to torturing Gojo. Naoya, who was scared for his life, whimpered as Maki hit him with Gojo's shoe that she had managed to take off his foot. "HAVE MERCY! PLEASE!"
Sitting up in the front seat was Jin, staring at the road as he listened to the children beat up the two "grown men". Their blood-curdling screams and shouts filled the car. Jin was surprised they didn't hold back. He was also surprised at how they even managed to the beat them up in the backseat of his van. It was such a small confined space in the back.
Jin was absolutely tired of everyone and just wanted to take a nap. At least the two would learn their lesson.
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"Y/N!!!"
The children smiled as they exited the car and ran towards you while you all were parked next to each other at a gas station.
You knelt down and smiled at them as you embraced them all with a big hug. "Did you guys enjoy your snacks?" You asked. They nodded and embraced you in one more hug.
"Guess what y/n?! Uncle Gojo beat us up!!" Yuuji mentioned out of nowhere. You furrowed your eyebrows at Yuuji confused at what he was talking about.
"Yeah Yeah!! Then he started to beat up Megumi too!" Nobara butted in. You looked over at Megumi who clung to your side the entire time. As you looked up at the van, you saw both Naoya and Gojo exit the van with wrinkled clothes and messy hair. You looked back at the children and saw that there was not a scratch on them. You thought to yourself, "something else happened."
"Gojo I told your dumbass not to fool with them and look at you now! That's exactly what you get, get the fuck outta my car, NEOW!!" Jin whispered yelled at both of the men as they wobbled out of the car.
"Are you guys alright?" You asked the children who only smiled and put their thumbs up signaling that they were okay. "Yeah we're okay now! But you should've saw Megumi, he was really beating them up!" Maki added in while pointing at Megumi. The information that was given to you was just too much to handle. No matter what it was about, it was absolute nonsense.
Yuuji and Nobara went as far as demonstrating was going on in the van with various bad kart wheels and punching sounds. You wanted to laugh... you really did, but you did not want to hurt their feelings. So instead, you smiled at them all and congratulated them on sticking up for themselves.
With that, you took the children to the restroom and bought them snacks. You did pick up your favorite snack, but had to put it back because you forgot that had more in the car. Little did you know that a little "someone" was watching you the whole time. It wasn't long until you came back to the parking lot of the gas station and saw Gojo getting on everyone's last nerve. You sighed as you made your over to them to see what the problem was this time.
"Could you guys give me a little bit of grace?! It's my first time filling up a car with gas gosh!" Gojo scoffed, rolling his eyes and looking the other way.
"Gojo, you are a 28 year old man. Anyone with fucking common sense would difference between DIESEL and regular. Fucking. Gas." Jin gritted his teeth together, pinching the bridge of his nose with frustration. "How was I supposed to know the difference between the two?!"
"The colors! Literally diesel is green and the regular is black. You ass! What the hell is wrong with you? Honestly?" Toji butted in as he stood next to Jin who was about to have a mental breakdown. "Oh give me a break! It's not like you haven't ever made any mistakes before!" Gojo threw his hands up in defense. "We've all made mistakes Gojo, but this? This right here is the biggest fucking mistake I've ever seen in my life! We don't even know if Jin's car is going to start again." Toji gestures to the Jin's gas tank.
"Will you just chill out? Take a chill pill, alright? I barely even pressed the trigger, nothing is in the tank!"
Both Jin and Toji sighed in relief as they both looked at the price screen and saw zero. After expressing how relieved they were, Jin looked around and spotted his eyes on Naoya's who was coming out of the gas station with a few drinks and snacks he had requested. "You, Naoya. C'mere." Jin beckoned him over.
"Yes, Jin?"
"You know how to fill up gas right? You know what to do?"
"Yes sir! I did it all the time for Toji when he broke both of his hands one time. It was so sad."
"Good, I need you to fill up my tank all the way. With regular gas of course!"
"Okay!" Naoya cheerfully smiled briefly before giving the snacks to Gojo and making his way over to the gas tank and pumping the gas the way it should've been pumped. "And you," Jin said turning to Gojo who just stood there with snacks in his hands like nothing happened. "You will be driving us home."
"But! I don't wanna drive!"
"Too bad, you will! I'm tired and I need to rest."
You were glad you all were the only ones at the gas station, otherwise you'd be embarrassed. While listening to the two argue back and forth about who should drive, you felt the bottom of your dress being tugged on. You took a quick below to see who it was and saw it just Megumi with his hands around his back. "What's wrong sweetheart? Did you hurt yourself?" You asked tilting your head to look for a sign of any injury. Thankfully, he didn't have any.
Instead, Megumi held up your favorite snack that you put back in the store and a small bottle of bug juice. You gasped softly and knelt down to take them from him. "Aw thank you Megumi, that's so sweet of you. You paid for these right?"
Megumi didn't reply to your question, he only stood with his hands at his sides staring at you with a blank expression. Maybe he didn't hear you the first time? You asked him again, waiting for an answer but once again Megumi just stood there not replying to your question. You assumed that he didn't so you sighed in frustration. "I'll be right back okay?" You said walking back to gas station.
Toji saw you out of the corner of his eyes, walking back into the gas station alone. He approached the children who started piling up in the van and cleared his throat to get their attention. "Where's y/n going?" He asked. Yuuji pointed at the gas station, "She went in there! She said she'll be right back though." Toji immediately looked down at Megumi and glared, surprisingly Megumi glared back. "He did it again" Toji thought to himself. He could only huff and walk towards the gas station before telling the children to stay put.
As soon as you opened the door, you greeted the gas station clerk once again who was on his phone the first time you all had came which was probably why Megumi got away with stealing so easily. You place the bag on the counter and smiled. "I'm here to pay for this."
"Did you steal it?" The guy asked ringing it up.
"No, my boss's son did and he forgot to pay for it."
"You travel around with your boss? What are you some kind of babysitter?" The clerk asked. You kindly smiled before looking off somewhere else, "Yeah I guess you could say that."
"I see," The clerk slowed his movements a bit, taking a quick peak at your sundress. "You from around here?" The clerk asked. You shook your head no, "No, I'm just visiting with my friends." You smiled again just waiting to get the snack bag back. "Oh? Well maybe I could show you guys around before you leave?" The clerk offered, still holding onto your bag.
"If this nigga don't give me my fucking bag!?!" you thought to yourself with a smile still on your face. "Thank you, but no thank you. I've really got to go. My friends are waiting for me. So If you could just give me my bag, I'll be on my way—"
"Woah woah slow down babygirl! There's no need to be in a rush. We can still talk, I'm sure your friends wouldn't mind waiting for a little while." The smiled sheepishly causing you to feel a little uneasy. You just wanted your bag.
"I do," A familiar voice spoke up as they threw another bag of your favorite snack onto the counter. You noticed that it was just Toji standing next to you, pulling out his wallet to pay. "Who's this? Your friend?" The clerk joked while pointing at Toji. You shook your head no at remark before answering.
"No, he's my-"
"Boyfriend."
The clerk raised his eyebrows in surprise. "Boyfriend?" He asked a little taken back by the sound of it. Toji nodded at his question, "I'm her boyfriend." The clerk then turned to you, confused. "You never said you had a boyfriend." You tilted your head at him slowly leaning closer to Toji's side, "Well, you never asked plus I didn't think I had to."
The clerk shrugged and inhaled deeply before going on. "I don't know, you look a little too old to be her boyfriend. Don't you think she needs someone around her age range?" He asked sarcastically.
"I think you should ring my shit like you were supposed to do a while ago." Toji stared down at his wallet before pulling out his card. "Now, I'll be paying with my card, if that's alright with you?" Toji looked down at the clerk's name tag before looking back up at him again, "Richard," Toji smiled getting ready to pay. "Ugly ass name," Toji thought to himself. Suddenly the clerk turned the key pad away from both you and Toji.
"We don't take card..."
"What? Why not?"
"The machine... I-it's broken."
"This shit says card only Richard, what the hell are you talking?"
"The machine looks fine to me," you said turning the keypad towards you and Toji again, sure enough it said "card only". Richard cleared his throat and hissed, "Well I said the machine's broken though, so you're going to have to find another form of payment." Toji huffed, pulling out his wallet again taking out a cash and pushing towards Richard. "I'll pay with cash then."
"We don't take cash either."
"What do you mean you don't take cash either?"
"I said we don't. Take. Cash."
"Then what the fuck do y'all take? NFT or some shit? You know what? forget about it! I'll be taking these off your hands then," Toji put both his money and card back into his wallet and snatched both snack bags from Richard, handing one of them to you. "With no charge of course since you want to act like a fucking dick and wasting our fucking time," Toji added. Richard stood there, shocked and unsure of what to do. "We'll be leaving now Richard, you've really made us feel like a valuable customers here," Toji fake smiled while taking your hand in his and walking out the door of the gas station.
Just before Richard could do anything, his manager slowly made his way to the front stopping in his tracks to glare at Richard. "I saw everything on the CCTV... What the fuck, Richard?!"
You and Toji walked over to you all's car, getting inside of it while sighing in relief. "You're worrying your old man, Y/n." Toji said starting the car. "Aw, you were worried about me? You're so sweet!" You awed while opening your snack bag. "You should really let me have some of those just because of it." Your lover gestured to the bag. "Maybe next time, my love." You smiled, pinching his cheek.
Suddenly, you both heard a muffled "hey" from outside the car. Toji rolled down his window and looked over to see Gojo waving to get their attention. "What?" Toji asked him.
"Am I driving behind you?"
"No, You'll be driving next to me."
Gojo frowned and shook his head at the sarcastic remark. "Look just follow behind me and you'll be just fine alright?" Toji smiled softly. "Do as he says, if you fall back a little farther back behind him call him and ask him where he is. Other than that, goodnight." Jin says taking out his neck pillow, sleeping mask, and nose canceling headphones while sitting next to Gojo.
"Woah woah, what are you doing?" Gojo asked. Jin halted his movements, looking at Gojo through the top of his glasses, "what the fuck does it look like I'm doing? I'm getting ready to go to bed, y'all wore me out. I need to rest." Gojo left his mouth hanging for a quick moment, appalled at what he just heard. "You're not going to stay up and help me with directions, give me a few pointers at least?"
"Just look at the gps and follow the highlighted line on my phone, make sure it doesn't die." Jin said while placing the sleeping mask over his eyes and the noise canceling headphones over his ears. "Jin wait—"
"You'll be fine." Jin reassured him shortly before falling asleep. "Don't worry Gojo! I'll help you!" Naoya cheerfully assured Gojo.
• •••••••••••••••• •
Naoya was fast asleep in the back at the van while the child continued on with their fiasco. They had managed to find markers and drew all of over his face, hands, and clothes while talking VERY loudly.
Gojo tried his absolute best to keep up with Toji and follow the directions that the gps was giving him. But every time he looked up, Toji was in a different lane each time. Gojo was having a very bad day.
"Y'all, can y'all please be quiet?! I'm trying to focus on the road." Gojo sighed.
"Dummysayswhat?" Nobara quickly said while drawing stars all over Naoya's dress shirt. Gojo glanced at the back and furrowed his eyebrows, "What?" The children giggled at Gojo's response. "Oh nothing," Nobara cooed, still giggling.
The poor white haired man sighed as he went back to what he was doing. After some time went by, Gojo felt something small being thrown at the back of his neck. After what seemed like the nth piece had been thrown, Gojo slapped the back of neck and looked in the rear view mirror to see who the culprit was.
It was Inumaki throwing small, rolled up pieces of paper towards the front. "Hey!" Gojo sternly shouted to Inumaki who jumped in freight. "Stop throwing shit up here, Ian. I'm trying to drive."
"His name is Inumaki," Maki spat as turned her head to look at the front.
"Yeah thanks for the co-signing Martha, but I can take it from here." Gojo retorted. "Maki," Inumaki tried to correct him. "That's what I said Ian, Martha." Gojo messed up their names again.
"He said my name was Maki, get it right!"
"And did you not hear me say that that was what I said, Martha? Now sit back and quit bothering me, I'm tryna drive!"
Maki humphed and grabbed an abandoned shoe from the back, adjusting her glasses to get a good aim for the front. As Maki was planning to hurl the shoe up to the front at Gojo, she was soon stopped by Gojo's scolding. "Aht! Don't you throw that shit up here! You better not!" Maki sat back down in her car seat and glared up at the rear view mirror.
Once things had finally settled down in the back, Gojo went back to paying attention to the GPS but noticed something terribly wrong. Jin's phone was on 2%. The white haired male quickly looked for a charger but was unsuccessful when he didn't find anything. He didn't want to wake Jin up because he would most likely get yelled at.
Instead of waking up his older friend, Gojo looked for his phone. But he was unsuccessful on finding that too. He patted his pockets and still found nothing. "Aye, have y'all seen my phone?" Gojo asked towards the back. Suddenly he heard a few "hushes" from the little ones. Inside of the dark car, Gojo noticed a small light shine from the ground in the back seat.
"AYE, YALL GOT MY PHONE?!?"
Small giggles could be heard from the back as the phone was passed around and played with. "GIVE ME MY PHONE!" Gojo demanded. Yuuji made his way to the front with Gojo's phone in hand getting ready to hand it to him. "Thank you Yugene," Gojo held his hand back towards Yuuji. But as soon as Yuuji laid the phone down in his hand, the child snatched it right back out before Gojo could grab it.
"Motherfu— GiMME IT! GIMME THE DAMN PHONE!" Gojo held out his hand farther towards the back, shaking it.
"AHHHH," Little Yuuji screamed while holding Gojo's phone close to his chest quickly before running all the way to the back of the car. "Get back here!" After arguing with the children and literally fighting tooth and nails to get his phone back, Gojo went to put coordinates into his GPS but as soon as he went to get Jin's phone it immediately died.
In hopes to see if he was still following you and Toji, Gojo looked at all the lanes and didn't see the car in sight.
It was dark and cold outside. Both of the people who said they were going to help Gojo had fallen asleep. He didn't know what location Jin had put on his GPS. He couldn't figure out what exit to go through. He lost you and Toji's car. The children were no help at all; they took his phone yet again after he just got it back. There was construction near the area he was driving through which caused a bit of a holdup for everyone. He was hungry, tired, and just about had it as he finally realized what was going on.
Gojo was stranded and he didn't know what to do.
MEANWHILE WITH Y/N AND TOJI
You and Toji drove to an area to get something to eat. Both of you couldn't decide what you wanted so you both just drove to an exit that had a few quick options to choose from.
"Can we get some slushies too?" You spoke up while playing on your phone. Toji looked up from his phone immediately and turned to you, confused at what you were talking about.
"A what?"
"A slushy. The ice slush drinks you get at the gas station. You know?" You explained to him what you were talking about, but he still didn't get it. "They're like 80-99 cents." You continued. Finally Toji figured it out what you wanted, but it had a different name.
"Are you talking about a slurpee, Y/n?" He asked, making sure if he got it right.
"Yeah, but they are called slushies." You replied. Toji sat back in his seat, stunned at the new term for what used to be his favorite drink as a kid. "I never heard anybody call it slushies before." You shrugged at his comment, "My bad, I forgot you were old. Old as dirt."
Toji pursed his lips together in a thin line after hearing you say what you just said. "You know what, just because you said," he began reaching over to your halfway done snack bag and snatched them away from you. "I'll be finishing the rest of these for you!" He finished with a smile on his face. Surprised at his sudden act of "betrayal", you quickly reach for them as he almost put some into his mouth.
"Toji you can't do that, that's mine! I bought it!" You laughed reaching for it only for him to snatch away again.
"Correction, we stole it!" Toji put his finger up to correct you.
"Haha, very funny smart ass. Now give them back." You held your hand out, waiting for your lover to give them back. Toji inhaled deeply before clutching the bag closer to him. "I'll give them back on one condition though..." Toji tapped his chin. Your lowered your gaze at him wondering what the condition was. "And what's that?" You asked.
"Let me... eat you out in the backseat." Toji sighed first before whispering the last part to where you could barely even hear what he was saying. "What was that, Toji? I couldn't hear you the first time."
"Let me... tongue fuck you in the backseat..." Toji whispered the last part again but changed the condition while looking away from you. "You gonna have to speak up honey, I can't hear you." You chuckled.
"Let's go get these slushies!" Toji smiled getting ready to get out of the car. Before he could touch the door handle, you stopped him right in his tracks. "No, you didn't say that. You said something else, what did you say?" Toji shook his head at your accusation and kept holding onto the bag, "I think you're the one that's getting old because I said what I said. Loud and clear."
"Now you're lying out of your ass. You said something about doing something in the back seat."
"Did I? I don't recall. All I said was let's get some slushies Y/N! I don't know why you're accusing me of saying something I never said! I told you I was a saint!"
"Yeah right, you dirty nasty freak! You said you wanted to eat me out again didn't you? Didn't you?!"
Toji scoffed and sat back in his seat appalled at your "accusations" (even though it was true, he just didn't want to admit). "First of all Y/n, words hurt okay? You did not have to call me a dirty nasty freak, that was mean of you. Plus that is disgusting, I would never say that especially to the woman I love. And even if I did say I wanted to eat you out again, what were you gonna do about it?" You grabbed your purse closed to you and huffed , "I was gonna let you do it anyways, but you brought up getting slushies instead."
"For real!? You were going let me do it?" Toji said before slapping his hand over his mouth. You nodded after finally getting him to admit, "yep, mhm, caught your ass red handed. You should be ashamed of yourself! Now what?"
Toji paused for brief moment thinking about what he was going to say next. He had to choose carefully or else. He sighed, indeed ashamed of himself (playfully). "You still gonna let me do it?" He asked causing you to smack your teeth. "You are..."
"Handsome? Charming? Lovable?"
"Nasty." You jokingly said while clutching your purse and scooting closer to your side of the car, smiling secretly to yourself.
"Just a kiss then! Nothing more." Toji beckoned you over with his finger while scooting his seat back. "Can I get please first?" You side eyed him getting a little closer to him than last time but still keeping his distance with hesitance. "Please?" Toji asked ever so nicely while licking his lips and tilting his head to the side a little.
You gave into Toji's request and climbed over towards his side, disregarding your bag and straddling his lap. "One kiss and then you'll give me my bag back right?" You asked before doing anything. He nodded softly, "One kiss and the bag is all yours." He assured. With that, the both of you all did kiss... for a while... completely forgetting about the bag.
"That tickles," you giggled moaning slightly, earning a small chuckle from Toji as he kissed his way down from your lips to your neck.
"I'm going to give you something more than just a tickle," Toji smiled into your neck while his hands traveled all the way down to your waist and towards the hem of your sundress. Once Toji reached the bottom of your dress, His hands the slipped underneath the material and caressed your inner thighs before lightly grazing his thumb over your clothed clit.
After that, you two returned back to your slow-heated make out session. It was then you felt your lover toy with your panties and pull them to the side shortly before sliding a finger between your folds. You broke the kiss halfway and breathily moaned his name. His fingers were coated with your wetness as he slipped them in and out of your pussy. "Who's the nasty freak now?" Toji asked.
Just as you were about to answer him, the phone rang. You both looked at the caller ID and saw "asshole". Toji sighed and picked it up getting ready to press decline call. "Who's that?" You asked curiously.
"Gojo."
Toji pushed the button for decline and threw towards the passenger seat, but it rang again causing Toji to groan aloud. "Maybe he needs something." You said sitting up in Toji's lap. "Maybe." Toji says pressing accept this time and putting the phone up close to his ear. suddenly, Toji heard the most god awful scream he ever heard in his life. "Hello??"
"Toji, please come get me!! I'm stuck, it's nighttime, Jin's asleep and then I went into a detour! I don't know where I am!" Gojo said all at once with some of the children talking and screaming loudly in the background.
"Okay slow down, where are you?"
"I don't know, I got stuck in some detour and then I went to an exit and now I'm parked by a gold star chili's!"
"What exit? I need to know what exit you went to."
"117 A." Gojo sniffled while looking around and checking to see if he had it right. Toji looked up at you while taking the phone away from his ear, "Gojo thinks he's lost, but he's stuck in the same exit we are in right now." He whispered while laughing a little. You left your mouth open, shocked, laughing a little as well. "What are you going to do?" You asked. "Watch this," Toji put his finger to his lips before putting the phone back to his ear.
"Gojo, can you hear me?" Toji asked. "I can hear you, just please come get me." Gojo sniffled all into the phone. "Listen, I'll come and get you but you'll have to wait a little while." Toji said.
"A little while?! How long is a little while?"
"Oh I don't know, 30 minutes to an hour?"
"30 MINUTES TO AN HOUR?! TOJI I AM STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITH A BUNCH OF MEAN ASS KIDS! PLEASE COME AND GET. ME!"
"You can either come to us or we come to you, it's your call Gojo."
You could hear the frustration coming from the other line followed by a few curse words and a few sobs and sniffles. "Gojo, are you crying? Is everything okay?" Toji asked again, furrowing his eyes together. "Just... just come get me... come get me please." Gojo whispered into the phone in distress.
"Alright, you get it together okay? I'll call you when I'm around the corner, bye."
"Okay... bye. SIT DOW—" Toji hung up the before Gojo could finish screaming. "I just bought 30 minutes for us. What do you want to do now, pretty girl?" Toji threw his phone to the side once again then running his hands up and down your thighs, waiting for an answer as you tapped your chin. "Hmm, I still want a slushy."
"Great,"
"And,"
"And?!"
"Maybe I'll consider your condition that you offered a while ago." You said looking the other away but taking a small peak to see your lover's reaction. Toji could only grin at your acceptance to his request.
"Well let's go then!"