Niall Horan Imagines

By peachyrush

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Everything Niall Horan related:) Jokes, Imagines and Short Story submission now taken;) More

Introducing me.
Music Store
First I Love You
The Rain
Zayn Malik
Imagine for Zayn
Finally Pt. 1
Finally Pt 2
Finally. pt. 3
A Winter Day
Bullies
Your Period
Love
Dear Jessica
Fireworks
Costco
Anger
Hot CEO
600+
Back Hugs
He loves to
Proposal
One Year Anniversary
Baby Rose
One Year Anniversary Pt.2
Jade And Niall
Finally Pt.4
Red Lip Stain
Concert
FIVE YEARS
IMAGINES

Greasy Burrito Rant

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By peachyrush

Okay so im going to rant about the fucking idiot sausage man that has taken Zayn away. To be honest, im unable to even defend Zayn now.

I just wanna go and hit the sausage man with a water hose and slap him!! IM GONNA KILL THAT IDIOT

I BET NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK THAT DOUGHNUT LOOKING PHONY.

Sorry to all doughnuts, that
was offensive sorry...

WHAT IF HE SWALLOWS ZAYN ALIVE LIKE ADDGGHJKSKSGDARHA

AAGG

IMMA MURDER THAT LITTLE CUNT BAG OF A DOUCHE

WHAT THE HELL AM I SCREAMING???

I FEEL LIKE IM VOMITTING ON A SCREEN BC THIS IS HOW I FEEL OKAOKAYOKAY????

I should calm my tits but then.

GREASY BURRITO NEED TO FALL ON HIS GREASY BURRITO FACE

LIKE HE IS AN OLD GREASY FAT MAN NOT A BOY WHY IS HE CALLED NAUGHTY BOY LIKE WHUT

I REALLY WANT TO DIE RIGHT NOW

MAKE TOBIAS KILL ME!! Or i should just fall down the pit and Eric can call me a hero and stuff. And Dauntless get drunk yea?

JUST PUSH THAT NAUGHTY GREASY SAUSAGE PIG DOWN A CLIFF OKAY OKAY??????

Calm down Rush. Calm down.

I CANT LIKE WHUT ASDFGHJKL

IM GONNA SHOVE A PIUMPKIN UP HIS GREASY ASSHOLE ON Halloween.

Im actually mad at Zayn too for lying. Like Louis the master of all wisdom is defending us and Niall and Harry are fighting over who tweets first and Liam must be finding bad selfies of himself but Zayn? He didn't even come online to defend the girls who have been defending and loving him for fove years!!

Im so upset asdfghjkl

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