"I'm going to miss you so much" I said.
"I'm going to miss you too. But we'll see each other"
"We will"
"And don't worry about a thing, I'll take care of everything. Every-single-thing. Now go"
I wrapped my best friend in one final hug, and then said goodbye as the sun rose over Miami.
Camila: I would have called you last night when I read your note, but it was one thirty in the morning my time , and I didn't want to wake you up. But I was over the moon! I literally danced on my bed, and screamed with happiness. Does that me an awful witch for celebrating a man's potential incarceration? I hope not. And I can't think of a better present. Well, I can think of a better present. . .
Lauren: Did I somehow give you the impression I would be unreceptive to a middle of the night call from you? I'd answer anytime. Be ready anytime. I am always ready.
Camila: I didn't want to be rude and wake you up. But what you did is amazing. I can't believe you found him. Wait. I can believe it. You are some kind of master fixer.
Lauren: Call me Miss. Fix-It. I can fix things around the house too. I am very good with my hands.
Camila: I believe I am well acquainted with your manual dexterity.
Lauren: You should get reacquainted with it.
Camila: About your note from last night. . . So. . . this whole adoration thing. . . are we talking pedestal, shrine, or just overall worship level?
Lauren: More than worship. You are adored on every level. I can't even joke about it because it's all too true.
Camila: omg! I almost forgot about my news! I won a contest for my Purple Snow Globe!
Lauren: As you predicted the night I met you. Tell me more.
Camila: A big drink company offered me a contract. I might need a lawyer to look at the fine print. Help a lady out?
Lauren: Of course, but I'm waiving my fee. You can pay me in blow jobs.
Camila: I'd give you those for free.
Lauren: I want more.
Camila: I'd give you more anyway. Maybe you can tie me up, tie me down, or tie me all around.
Lauren: Don't tease me. You know I love the way you look in my ties.
Camila: I'm not teasing.
Lauren: Yes you are. You've never been a tease. Except when you tease.
Camila: I'm not teasing now, I miss you like crazy.
Lauren: I have a pill you can take that cures that. It's called come live with me.
Camila: Question: How much do you adore me?
Lauren: Answer: So much I can't measure it.
Camila: How much do you love me?
Lauren: More than I know what to do with.
Camila: How happy would you be if I said yes to your offer?
Lauren: One word: Immeasurably.