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Fat Bottomed Gwil
Gwilym Lee
"God I'm sorry, I'm sorry, god I'm sorry... What do you mean I sound like Paul McCartney?"
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Literally Maylor
Aphrodite Maylor (OC)
"I'm gonna get all your fancy actor friends to sign this cast... Why did you say sorry at that sentence?"
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Joerassic Fark
Joe Mazzello
"Are you the secret love-child of Brian and Roger? I mean you look nothing like them but the lastname."
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Benjamin Wanklin
Ben Hardy
"So you broke her arm and then asked her on a date... and you all say I'm useless when it comes to love."
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Rami Phallic
Rami Malek
"Gwil, when are you breaking my arm and taking me on a date?"
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Lucy In The Sky With Your Mum
Lucy Boynton
"YOU'RE THE PIANIST WHY ARE YOU SO RELAXED ABOUT A BROKEN ARM??"
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Scary Bitch.
Viktoria McCarthy (OC)
"I don't care if it's Gwilym Lee or The fucking Queen. I'm going to break their arm back."
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John Deacon Two Electric Boogaloo
Marina Duncan (OC)
"I just think it's a bit weird. Is breaking bones an odd fetish? Why is he asking you out now?"
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James May But Not Actually.
James Heppfield (OC)
"Look. I've spoken to them and they angrily agreed to a date in 9 weeks. So you better heal quick."
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