Little Johnny jokes

By mightyon

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Fond of little Johnny jokes. U are on the right spot More

Gambling problem
Government
Logical thinking
Stupid one
Johnny's perception
Little April
Nickel or dime
Faces
Push or pull
Johnny's moral
Penis and assholes
Dont kill

Johnny's bitch

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By mightyon

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? " the teacher asks. Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."

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this is coming soon trust also made this because I'm bored also this shit is probably inaccurate but wtvs