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By bandaidiscrying

Bandaid  :  once  when  I   was  little ,   I claimed  to  my  mom  that  it  was  a teacher  ’s  work  day  so  I   wouldn  ’t  have to  go  to   school  .  she  took  me  anyways  but  when  we  arrived  it  turned  out  it  was a  teacher  ’s  work  day  and  that  made  me  start  to  think  I  have  magic  powers  so  I  started  trying to  kill  my  classmates  with  my  mind  to  confirm  the  theory

Taylor  :   You  thought   you  had  magic powers  .  .  .  so  you  immediately  attempted  to  murder  everyone  .  .  .

Bandaid  ,  shrugging  :  go  big  or  go  home

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