+One, Caramel Apple, and Churro wait eagerly for the contestants in the Hotel lobby+
Hotel Worker: Here's another stack of papers, sir.
One: How many times do I have to say that I'm NON-BINARY! And I'm not signing this again, this is literally the 25,600th paper I've had to sign! Hotels don't need this much crap to purchase!
Hotel Worker: With all due respect-
One: SILENCE! I WILL NOT SIGN ANOTHER FREAKING PAPER! +One throws the papers in the trash+
Hotel Worker: I-uh-
One: YOU'RE FIRED!
+One grows an arm and throws the worker outside where they get crushed by the sky lift+
Churro: Where are those objects?!
Caramel Apple: Don't worry, honey cakes, they're right there!
+13 objects fall off the sky lift at the terminus, and the doors open+
Tennis Ball: Ow..where are we?
Fries: It seems to be another hotel!
Tree: My bark hurts..
One: Well done everyone! Outstanding entrance!
Price Tag: If you call getting a butt cramp outstanding!
Clock: One, what is the meaning of this? Why are we back in your show?
One: I'm glad you asked, Clock! You see, I'm making another season, or rather a reboot, of the original season! If you haven't guessed by now, you are my cast of favorites!
+Everyone gasps+
Saw: I'm....a favorite?
Snowball: Don't let it get to your head.
Coiny: I didn't know people liked me!
Book: Me neither!
TV: I'm glad an underrated character like me is getting a second chance!
Tennis Ball: With 13 contestants? I can't believe this! I have a 7% chance of winning!
Golf Ball: Don't judge too soon, TB..
One: Indeed, Golf Ball! I have 15 newbies set to arrive and compete alongside you all!
Tennis Ball: Nevermind...
+A limo arrives and drops off 15 recommended characters from BFB+
Shower: OW! My shower head!
Cheeseburger: Calm down, it's fine.
Sunscreen: I didn't pay to be dropped off curbside!
Lip Gloss: That IDIOT! I'm suing whoever drove us!
Caramel Apple: Alright, darlings, you can do icebreakers later, make your teams! We have a big challenge to kick off the premiere!
Churro: Correct! Make 7 teams of 4!
Golf Ball: TB, let us form a team, we have greater chances together.
Tennis Ball: I agree. Let's look for members!
+The balls look around the sea of objects looking for their elephant in the room.+
Tennis Ball: Aha! Book! Join us!
Book: I don't know...I kind of want to side with Saw...
Golf Ball: Sure thing, but good luck not getting eliminated with that faulty trainwreck.
Book: +sweating+ Okay, fine, but take Price Tag!
Golf Ball: Eeeeuuuuhhh...they're slightly naive.
Tennis Ball: Oh come on, GB, give them a chance, they might be useful with their energetic spirit.
Golf Ball: +sigh+ Alright, fine, but if that shopping price ruins our team, I will plot a plan for the viewers to vote them off.
Price Tag: Yes! You won't regret it- Wait what!?
Golf Ball: Team name?
Tennis Ball: How about Intel, since that's our goal?
Golf Ball: I like your thinking, Intel it is!
1st Team - Intel
Snowball: Look at that dimpled ball. I'm tired of dealing with her.
Coiny: Why do you bother with her anyways?
Snowball: She gets in my way. It looks like this time, I've gotten in her way. Notice how she picked smart objects, minus Price Tag.
Coiny: If you really want to get rid of her, SB, why not form a team while there's still time?
Snowball: You know what? I will! But who to pick...
Coiny: Let's pick Saw, she seems useful. And she was on my team back in January, when we still competed in TPOT.
Snowball: +inhales+ SAW! GET OVER HERE! WE CHOOSE YOU!
Saw: That's amazing! .......Why did you pick me again?
Snowball: You seem like our type of people. Physically and Emotionally strong.
Coiny: Don't worry Saw, you're safe with us!
Saw: Is there anybody else we can pick?
+A fan runs up to them.+
Poker Chip: Greetings! You three must be Coiny, Saw, and Snowball! Can I join your team?
Coiny: You're very energetic! That's just what we need!
Poker Chip: Aw yeah! I've been waiting for this day since I got invited here! Too bad Rocket didn't get chosen..
Saw: Who's Rocket?
+Meanwhile, on the other side of the lobby...+
Snowball and Coiny: +from far away+ We will be the Dignified Raisins!
2nd Team - Dignified Raisins
Fries: Oh great, a stupid name..I'm glad I not them..
Clock: +walks over+ Hello Fries, why are you so down?
Fries: Oh hello Clock, it's just...I miss Donut, he was my friend, and he isn't here...I feel so...alone...It's quite a new feeling...
+The two stare at each other, and there's a long, silent pause.+
Clock: +sigh+ Look, Fries, I'm no therapist, but I think I know what you're missing - Friends. I understand how you feel. I miss Winner. Even though TV is here, I wish Winner was here too. But no matter what happens, they will both always be my friend. And I think the best way to cope with this is to make new friends. And I can help, if you join me.
+Fries looked down, and then slowly smiled and looked up.+
Fries: I will take your offer.
Clock: That's the spirit! Now, let's go find people like us.
Fries: I don't think that's necessary!
Clock: Oh?
Fries: I think I see an answer to that!
+Two fans walk over to the two favorites.+
Notes: Excuse me, may we join your team? Nobody seems to be interested in us outsiders, and we really need new friends.
Towely: Please don't turn us down...
Clock: Turn you down? *Chuckles* We will accept you!
Notes: Are you serious? Thank you both so much!
Towely: We are in your debt!
Fries: Woah, woah, no need for praise. Just be our friends.
Notes: If you say so. What's our name?
Clock: Isn't it obvious, Notes? It's our common goal! NEW HOPE!
+The quartet cheered and high-fived/low-fived+
3rd Team: New Hope
+Meanwhile...+
Tree: Alright, Death Preventers, we already have 3 members, we should be fine.
Remote: You forget, we need another member to complete the team.
Pie: I personally think we should pick Cotton Candy. Bottle once told me that the team lacked joy. Maybe it's time I listened to her.
Remote: Why not TV? We could use another mechanical mind.
Tree: Or Conch Shell? He's natural, like me!
Pie: TV isn't really the type that's active, and Conch Shell seems to already have friends.
Tree: Fine, Cotton Candy it is.
Cotton Candy: OH MY FLUFF! THANK YOU PIE! YOU WON'T REGRET THIS! .....Sorry, too much?
Remote: Slightly.
Tree: Changing the topic, I think we should be called "Death Prevention."
Pie: Good thinking Tree. I'm glad I let you back into this alliance.
Tree: Me too!
4th Team: Death Prevention
TV: Did Pie just all me inactive? How insulting! Oh well, I suppose I should find a team.
+TV wanders around for new friends.+
Blender: Yo, Conch Shell! We're in a band together! We should totally form a team!
Conch Shell: Cool. Minus VHSy and Bucket...
Blender: VHSy formed this band. I wish he was here...
Conch Shell: Why stop there? Let's invite Discy!
Discy: Wise choice, friends!
Blender: Alright, last member, have to make it count...
+Blender looks around.+
Blender: +points+ Cheeseburger! I choose you!
Cheeseburger: Okay then?
+Cheeseburger walks over.+
Cheeseburger: Discy, what happened to your face! You have one eye!
Discy: No I don't, I have two eyes! It's just that if I look forward, you can only see my rim! See?
+Discy turns 90 degrees to the left.+
Cheeseburger: AAH!
Conch Shell: I'm just going to pretend that didn't happen. Anyways, Blender, what's our name?
Blender: We're objects and rockstars, so how about OBSTARS!
Conch Shell: Radical.
5th Team: Obstars
TV: Oh no, the teams are filling up! What do I do?!
Lemonade: Hey Shake, friends, remember?
Shake: Yes! Which is why I think we should form a team!
Lemonade: That's so sweet of you!
Shake: I know, but who should we invite?
Lemonade: How about that other pair: Shower and Sunscreen!
Sunscreen: New team! Come oh, Shower, we have some new allies!
Shower: That was pretty easy.
Sunscreen: Better than getting picked last!
Shower: Exactly what I was thinking!
Everyone: Let's be the LIFELONG EXTRAVAGANT NEWBIES! Oh my gosh, we thought the same thing!
6th Team: Lifelong Extravagant Newbies [L.E.N.]
TV: Wait, but that means-
One: Yes, you, Backpack, Lip Gloss, and Paint Bucket failed to get picked in time, so you all are now a team!
TV: Aw, seriously?
Lip Gloss: Maybe if you were more social, you would be picked!
TV: Excuse me?
Lip Gloss: You heard me, you're an introvert!
TV: What's wrong with that?
Lip Gloss: Plenty of things.
Backpack: Hello new team! As a former ranger, I elect myself the captain! I promise to lead you all to victory!
Lip Gloss: If you think you're so confident, then be useful! Give us a name!
Backpack: Sure thing, I've been building confidence ever since I faced my fear of antisocial-ness!
Lip Gloss: I didn't ask for your life story.
Paint Bucket: Jeez, rude much?
Lip Gloss: How can you not be triggered the fact of being dumped to compete in a reality show?
Paint Bucket: I thought we all signed contracts.
Lip Gloss: I never did!
TV: Actually, you did.
+TV displays all the contracts with signatures.+
Lip Gloss: +facepalm+
Backpack: We'll be called-
Lip Gloss: Trash. Exactly what we are.
7th Team: Trash
Paint Bucket: +annoyed tone+ Nice one, ding dong...
TV: Can I...switch?
One: No.
TV: But my team is a mess!
+Backpack and Lip Gloss arguing in the background with Paint Bucket covering his ears.+
Caramel Apple: Sorry buttercup, no switching.
Churro: Just stick it out.
TV: +disappointed face+ Oh my channel...
One: Now, with that out of the way, let us begin....FANS AND FAVORITES..PRESENTED BY..
Everyone: THE OPACITY OF OOONNNNEEE!
+Cast picture not made yet for the intro+
One: With the teams finally decided, it's time for the first challenge! [Recommended by and ]: Your first challenge is to shop at the mall! Pick 2 members each! It's Black Friday, which means sales are low! Also, if you really want to win, go to the petting zoo inside the mall, you will find the Golden Needle there! It should be in a haystack. Begin! Oh, and to make this juicier, sabotage is permitted.
Golf Ball: Alright, so who wants to go shop while I wait outside?
Price Tag: Me, I am the best shopper around!
Golf Ball: Figures. Who else?
Tennis Ball: I'll go, maybe I could find some gadget parts.
Golf Ball: Suit yourself. Book and I will wait out here.
Book: Good luck you guys!
+PT and TB walk to the doors+
Price Tag: This will be a piece of-
+2 shoppers from each team trample the 2 armless objects+
Tennis Ball: You were saying?
+Inside the Supermarket+
Poker Chip: Where should we go first, SB?
Snowball: The sports store.
Poker Chip: Of course you'd say that...
Snowball: +picks out a golf club+ This could be useful.
Poker Chip: +holds up a volleyball net+ I don't know why I picked this.
+Blender and Discy are seen pushing a shopping cart around, filled with different sports balls,+
Blender: We're rocking this so far!
Snowball: Wait, sabotaging is allowed, right?
Poker Chip: Yeah! Let's get them!
Discy: Here's our items, cashier!
Snowball: HEY YOU!
+Snowball and Poker Chip begin beating up the 2 Obstars members+
+Meanwhile+
Fries: Shopping is harder than I thought.
Towely: I know, right?
Fries: I'm tired of walking around. Even though we got food and accessories, I'm thinking we should head for the Golden Needle.
Towely: Good idea, this mall is kind of boring.
+Snowball and Poker Chip drag the fight into the Accessories Store+
Fries: That's our cue!
+Fries and Towely make a run for it down the mall+
+Meanwhile+
Backpack: I still don't understand why we went to the petting zoo first.
Lip Gloss: It's because the Golden Needle is here. If we get that, we win. Don't you want that?
Backpack: Yes, but, I want to visit the camping store...
Towely: ATTACK!
Backpack: What the-?
+Towely tackles Backpack and the two objects fight+
Fries: +charges+ It's time to lose, Trash!
Lip Gloss: +punches Fries into a haystack+
Fries: AUGH! Wait..uh oh..
+The haystacks begin to tumble over+
+On the 5th haystack, the Golden Needle falls out+
+The animals begin to make noises+
Petting Zoo Manager: HEY! You ruined the haystacks dividing the entrance and the off-limits!
Lip Gloss: Don't care, immunity is ours!
+Lip Gloss snatches the Golden Needle and runs down the long mall towards the main entrance+
Towely: HEY! GET BACK HERE, VALLEY GIRL!
+Towely runs after her+
Backpack: KEEP RUNNING, LIP GLOSS! +falls unconscious like Fries+
+Meanwhile+
Cotton Candy: I loved the Candy Store!
Tree: I know, truly a place to behold!
+Lip Gloss runs past them+
Tree: Was that the Golden Needle?
Cotton Candy: AFTER HER!
Shower: Did you hear that Shake? Trash has the Golden Needle!
Shake: Not on our watch! Let's go, Shower!
+LEN and Death Prevention follow Lip Gloss+
Cotton Candy: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THAT NEEDLE!
Lip Gloss: KISS A FROG!
+Meanwhile, the fight ends with Blender and Discy dead.+
Poker Chip: Yes! We beat them!
Snowball: We haven't won yet..
Poker Chip: Is that Lip Gloss? And she has the Golden Needle!
Snowball: IT IS MIIIIIINNNNEEE!
+Snowball punches Lip Gloss, knocking her cap off, and causing her to let go of the Golden Needle.+
Snowball: +catches the Golden Needle+ Thank you, wouldn't want to be you.
+Snowball and Poker Chip make a mad dash for the main entrance.+
Lip Gloss: NOO!
Price Tag: IT'S SNOWBALL!
Tennis Ball: And he has the Golden Needle! Quick, stop him before he and Poker Chip reach the entrance!
+Price Tag and Tennis Ball block Poker Chip and Snowball from getting to the main entrance.+
Price Tag: Stop right there!
Tennis Ball: I believe that immunity is ours.
Poker Chip: Over our dead bodies, Tennis Ball.
Tennis Ball: +unleashes a large gadget and snickers.+ That's the whole point.
Poker Chip: What are you doing?!
Tennis Ball: Would you do the honors Price Tag?
Price Tag: With pleasure!
+Tennis Ball tosses the gadget onto Price Tag.+
Price Tag: Bye bye! >:3
Poker Chip: NOOOOOOO-
+Poker Chip is hit with the laser, and he disappears.+
Snowball: POKER CHIP!!
Tennis Ball: Leave me alone, Price Tag, it's just Snowball and me.
Price Tag: Okey dokey.
+PT moves to the side.+
+The screen turns into a split screen between the two balls.+
+Menacing music is heard in the background as the intensity builds. The entire mall is silent, as if waiting for the next move.+
Snowball: We meet again, Tennis Ball.
Tennis Ball: I've been waiting for the moment, Snowball. I've been waiting for my revenge for eliminating Golf Ball too soon last season.
Snowball: I did what needed to be done.
Tennis Ball: Well now it's my turn to do likewise. I won't let you win. Not this time.
Snowball: You.Wish.
Tennis Ball: With this gadget, you will die, and that needle will be mine.
+The gadget powers up.+
Tennis Ball: Goodbye Snowball. See you at your elimination.
+Snowball charged at the gadget and plugged the muzzle+
Tennis Ball: +to himself+ NRRRGH? He blocked my gadget!
Snowball: +grabs the gadget+ Hi, I'm Snowball.
Tennis Ball: +nervous sweating.+
Snowball: It looks like this vote will be a close one.
+Snowball picked up TB, with his gadget still held in his foot+
Tennis Ball: +gulp+
Snowball: AND TENNIS BALL IS OUT!
+Snowball swings TB and throws him, while holding onto the gadget. TB breaks through the mall doors+
Tennis Ball: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Snowball: +shoots Tennis Ball with his own gadget.+
Tennis Ball: NO-
+Tennis Ball disappears.+
Snowball: It's finally over.
+SB ran out and handed the Golden Needle to One+
Churro: Well done Snowball!
Caramel Apple: You won for your team, Dignified Raisins!
One: As a reward, choose 2 teams to be up for elimination!
Snowball: Without a doubt, I choose Intel and Death Prevention!
One: What a twist! Because Dignified Raisins got the Golden Needle, they will get an advantage in the next challenge!
Snowball: Yes!
One: New Hope, Obstars, LEN, and Trash are also safe! This means that Intel and Death Prevention, both of you will be up for elimination. I will alternate between Eliminate and Save each episode. Next episode will be to save. But today, it's to eliminate.
Book: Oh well. At least we tried!
Price Tag: Yeah....
Golf Ball: At least I sent Tennis Ball out to die then be humiliated.
+Book and Price Tag look at Golf Ball weirdly.+
GB: What?
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