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daddydasom
daddydasom
AYO TF DUDE
daddydasom
ARE YOU THAT PRESSED OVER A MEME
daddydasom
i thought we were vibing 💔💔💔
daddydasom
sir unblock me and i'll suck your toes
daddydasom
nah wait
daddydasom
i dont have a foot fetish i swear
daddydasom
unblock me and i WONT suck your toes
* * *
KAKAOTALK
lyhlyqcl
mark
hahaha dude i blocked dasom as a joke and she's already dming me on instagram
ten
over what lmao
mark
this
mark
ten
EXCLAMATION MARK
mark
yeah hahaha
ten
bro like what if she thinks you're actually a loser that gets affected by this stuff
mark
hmm
mark
didn't think of it that way oops but she's probably not that dumb
mark
wait she needed me to ask johnny and jaehyun for help with a present for her friend
mark
i'll ask them real quick and then unblock her
ten
why don't you just let her ask them herself
mark
give her their kkt?
ten
i was thinking more like just add her to the group chat
ten
she's cool i like her
mark
yo fr???
mark
is that actually okay
ten
i mean
ten
we can always make a new one without her if anything goes wrong lmao
mark
haha okay whatever you say
mark
i have her blocked so you add her
ten
dude--
ten
okay fine
* * *
foreign swaggers
lyhlyqcl added yourplatinum
johnny
sorry you did what now??
jaehyun
who's that?
daddy d
ayo ten lee where tf am i
daddy d
what's a foreign swagger
ten
welcome
mark
yo yo yo
daddy d
oh the soft bitchass who cant handle a joke is here too 🙄🙄🙄
mark
says the one who couldn't handle not talking me for even 10 minutes
mark
you exposed your foot fetish just to get me back
jaehyun
i feel like i need some missing context
daddy d
how did you know to check my messages if i'm in your dm requests...
mark
wait shit
daddy
SO IN CONCLUSION YOU ACCEPTED MY DM REQUESTS IN CASE I EVER TEXTED YOU THERE
daddy d
that's the only way you know what i sent, you saw notifications
mark
no
daddy d
IM SPECIAL
mark
NO
daddy d
i win you lose this round mark hahaha
mark
how are you 22 and acting like this
johnny
wait is this who i think it is?
ten
yup
daddy d
oh yeah wait im being a rude lil shit
daddy d
whats up im han dasom or desiree han or whatever idrc what you call me
johnny
ayy i finally get to meet you, i'm johnny
johnny
i feel like this should've happened sooner, your entire friendship was my idea
ten
MY EXECTUTION MY HARD WORK MY CAREER ON THE LINE
mark
im the one that actually talks to her
ten
so do i, you're not special
daddy d
i mean technically now you all could fuck your careers up talking to me
ten
nah who's gonna know from a group chat
jaehyun
hi, im jaehyun the innocent bystander who just barely know what's going on right now
johnny
shut up you were in on it from the beginning
johnny
you're a witness
daddy d
holup lemme look you guys up real quick i need to match a face to a name
ten
no i want live reactions
ten
let me send you their pics
mark
yo ten wtf no
ten
what it'll be fun
daddy d
i agree, sit down soft boy
mark
i--
ten
okay this is jaehyun
ten
mark
istg she's gonna be all cocky like pssht he's not that hot
daddy d
what in the greek god
mark
wha
daddy d
not to be nsfw but pls have my children
mark
WHAT
ten
HAHAH
jaehyun
i mean
jaehyun
if i wasn't an idol i'd be a dad
jaehyun
so maybe someday
daddy d
👁👄👁
daddy d
😳😳😳
mark
WHAT THE FUCK
ten
yes interesting i like this
johnny
okay fine yeah jaehyun's hot blah blah my turn now
ten
yes
mark
enough this is so awkward
daddy d
for who ? i love this
daddy d
ten i already know you but thirst trap me after johnny too
mark
what is going on with you
you changed daddy d's name to dasimp
ten
gladly
ten
okay here's john suh
ten
johnny
yes i approve
dasimp
daddy? sorry... DADDY? sorry... daddy? sorry...
mark
🤨🤨🤨
johnny
no need to apologize ma'am
dasimp
no that's so hot wtf
dasimp
i could do my laundry on both of you
dasimp
wait i actually need to do my laundry, thank you for reminding me abs
mark
DOES NO ONE ELSE THINK THIS IS A WEIRD CONVERSATION
jaehyun
no
johnny
no
ten
no
dasimp
no
dasimp
i haven't eaten dinner yet but suddenly im full ????
dasimp
feeling kinda thirsty though 🥵
jaehyun
i haven't eaten breakfast yet
mark
that was random
dasimp
no no it's perfect
dasimp
jaehyun sir how do you like your eggs in the morning
jaehyun
scrambled
dasom
like my ovaries right now
mark
DASOM
dasimp
MARK that's the first time you've said my name in a while
mark
that wasn't the point
johnny
she has good taste
johnny
i like this girl
jaehyun
i like my eggs scrambled
dasimp
already noted king
mark
D A S O M
dasimp
M A R K E R
johnny
mark you call her dasom? i assumed you'd use her english name
jaehyun
yeah it's pretty
jaehyun
desiree
ten
do people call you desi like dezee
dasimp
yeah my non-korean friends do
jaehyun
okay you're desi now
mark
y'all are giving her nicknames and you don't even know her
johnny
look at mark gatekeeping his only friend
dasimp
mark stop it im allowed to have other friends 🙄🤚
mark
i cant anymore
ten
ok my turn
ten
as a veteran friend of hers i know a better way to thirst trap her
dasimp
not gonna be hard i have no dignity as you already saw
mark
at least you're self-aware
dasimp
ouch markus that hurt
jaehyun
donghyuck is finally rubbing off on him
ten
dasimp
oh noo... 🚶♀️what's happening...🧎♀️ to me... 🐈
johnny
HAHAHHAHA
jaehyun
lmaoo
johnny
okay ten you were right
mark
i cannot stand this
ten
see i win
dasimp
yes you do
dasimp
no but louis is so cute fr
ten
of course, he's my baby
dasimp
how are you all so visually perfect though fr
dasimp
taking pretty best friends to a whole new level
dasimp
so sexc
ten
okay but you're so pretty too
ten
wait for it guys
ten
johnny
yo you're actually really pretty
jaehyun
yeah fr
johnny
ten mark you didn't tell us this before
mark
CAN WE MOVE ON FROM THIS
dasimp
CAN YOU LET ME APPRECIATE HOW HOT YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN PEACE YOU JEALOUS WHORE
mark
IM NOT JEALOUS IM UNCOMFY
dasimp
NO YOU'RE JEALOUS BC YOU'RE NOT AS SEXY AS THE REST OF US
dasimp
look at your instagram you're like a fuckin cinnamon roll
johnny
hmm
johnny
desi have you ever actually seen mark aside from instagram ?
dasimp
nah lol only in like 90s love limitless and cherry bomb
johnny
ten if you would please do your thing
mark
i'd rather you didn't
ten
on it
dasimp
the lack of confidence ? marky my expectations are so low now
mark
...
ten
okay
ten
mark doesn't have shoots like john and jae because he's a baby
ten
but this is what we're working with
ten
mark
dude this is embarrassing after johnny and jaehyun
dasimp
whoa what the fuck mark looks so|
dasiml
pssht he's okay i guess still a cinnamon roll in my head
johnny
oh? interesting
jaehyun
hmm i see
ten
okay then
mark
see i told you god that was so uncomfortable goodbye im gonna go sleep for the rest of the day
dasimp
dont you have to be in the practice room as usual
mark
dont rub it in
dasimp
okay it was nice meeting you guys i'm gonna go do my laundry on johnny's abs
dasimp
i mean
dasimp
what
dasimp
bye 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣
jaehyun
she's amusing
johnny
yup
mark
yo wait ten
mark
that pic is from the tiger inside photoshoot
ten
yeah so
mark
uhh those pics aren't supposed to be out yet
ten
FUCK LMAO you're right
mark
ten you idiot
jaehyun
chill guys she wont do anything right?
ten
MS DESIREE COME BACK
ten
YOU CANT SHARE THAT PICTURE OF MARK ANYWHERE they won't be out for a couple of days
dasimp
i'm still here lol you guys really need to get better at not spoiling your comebacks to me
johnny
mark???? what else have you done
dasimp
he spoiled that there's another superm mv coming and that dream is having a comeback
mark
snitch 🤡
dasimp
you did this to yourself 🤠
dasimp
but it's okay im a very trustworthy girl
dasimp
or am i 😈😈😈
jaehyun
yeah i think we're good lol
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FOUR DAYS LATER
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foreign swaggers
dasom
LAWD
dasom
TIGER INSIDE WAS SO GOOD
dasom
WAYYYYY BETTER THAN 100
dasom
I NEED TAEYONG SO BAD UGH HE'S SEXC AND TALENTED ASF
ten
damn what about me
dasom
oh dude you killed it i just wish you were in the centre more you were eating that dance up
ten
thanks i wish i was too but it eez what it eez
dasom
marker this is why you asked me about pink hair a while ago right??
marky l
yeah lol
dasom
IT LOOKS GREAT i should've said it a few days ago when ten sent that photo
marky l
yo thanks dude
marky l
glad you liked the song too
dasom
LOVED
dasom
BUT YOU MOTHERFUCKER
dasom
UNBLOCK ME
marky l
maybe later
dasom
mf no do it now it's been like five days and we're only talking on the gc
marky l
beg me
dasom
THE AUDACITY ??
johnny
mark who taught you to act like this
marky l
desi
johnny
i shouldn't have asked
dasom
SO NOW YOU'RE USING NICKNAMES ???
dasom
but im BLOCKED ??????
dasom
unblock me or the privilege is revoked
marky l
i'll think about it
dasom
you're gonna lose your only friend
marky l
i have other friends right here
jaehyun
us??
ten
we'll leave with desi
jaehyun
^
marky l
sure you will
yourplatinum left the group
marky l
her loss :D
lyhlyqcl left the group
w00jae left the group
suhkmeoff left the group
marky l
wtf
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yourplatinum created the group 'foreign swaggers 2.0'
yourplatinum added lyhlyqcl
dasom
yeah i haven't added jaehyun and johnny on kkt yet
ten
LMAOOO
ten
we all left mark fr
dasom
WAIT ACTUALLY ?? HAHAHA
ten
i'm pretty sure lol
lyhlyqcl added w00jae
lyhlyqcl added suhkmeoff
dasom
suhkmeoff 🤠
johnny
sure
dasom
bitch that's not how it works
johnny
oh right, let's switch roles
dasom
okay sir when
johnny
uhh
jaehyun
that usually doesn't work so he has no idea how to answer you
johnny
HEY I WAS THINKING
dasom
LMAOO
dasom
did y'all really leave mark behind 😭
johnny
yup lmao
ten
place bets on how long it's gonna take him to text one of us
jaehyun
place bets on whether it's gonna be desi or not
johnny
it's definitely gonna be her
dasom
give it a second
dasom
YUP there's the notification
dasom
brb
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subakluvrr
marky l
THEY ALL LEFT ME FOR YOU
dasom
are you really surprised babe
dasom
im special like that
marky l
you made a new group didn't you
dasom
perhaps
marky l
not cool dude add me
dasom
maybe later
marky l
I UNBLOCKED YOU AND THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS
dasom
they're mine now 😈
marky l
CMON DUDE add me pls
dasom
bEg Me
marky l
man i already said pls
dasom
no no, what's the magic word ?
marky l
ugh
marky l
PLEASE add me back
dasom
wrong, the magic word was actually froyo
marky l
ahh dude i don't like froyo
dasom
WHAT
dasom
sir do you want me to add you back or not ????
dasom
how do you not like froyo
marky l
frozen yoghurt?? nah not a fan
dasom
it's not yoghurt though it's like ice cream
marky l
i know, i've had this exact conversation with johnny before
dasom
how can you not like ice cream
dasom
bro froyo is one of my fave desserts if not THE fave
marky l
weird
marky l
to each his own i guess
marky l
i do like ice cream though
dasom
that's not getting you in the new group chat
marky l
okay fine and if i get you froyo?
dasom
how tf are you gonna get me froyo
marky l
uhh i didn't think that far ahead
marky l
wait
marky l
this is you
marky l
dasom
did you just look that up 🤠
marky l
possibly
dasom
so you think i'm a cat
marky l
what
marky l
of course not hahaha
marky l
it's just cute
marky l
WAIT
dasom
oh ?
dasom
AHA
dasom
YOU THINK I'M CUTE
marky l
NO I MEANT THE MEME IS CUTE
dasom
sure buddy sureeee
marky l
i swear to god you're so annoying
dasom
don't worry marker i think you're cute too
dasom
you look like an innocent lil church boy from next door
marky l
what the fuck
dasom
hey watch your language church boy
marky l
i mean i am christian so it's not the worst insult
dasom
oh shit really
marky l
what religion do you follow
dasom
im agnostic BUT
dasom
there is one religion i believe in and that is:
dasom
marky l
i just need to know if you're okay in the head
dasom
the real question is are YOU okay in the head when this is you vs me
dasom
marky l
okay what kind of religious songs do you play in shrek church
dasom
it's called the holy swamp not church
dasom
and i think you know what song i'm about to send
dasom
marky l
hey now you're an all star i bet
marky l
it's been a while imma listen to it
marky l
MAN I HATE YOU SO MUCH
dasom
2-0 TO DESI BABYYYY
marky l
i'm gonna get you back someday i swear on shrek
dasom
you can try but you will never prevail
marky l
you're gonna be the death of me
dasom
at least it'll be an entertaining death
dasom
okay let's go bro i'm gonna kill you right now with my bad singing skillzzz
marky l
hahaha okay let's go
dasom
somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
marky l
dude you kinda sound good lowkey
dasom
thanks but stop typing and SING
marky l
she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
in the shape of an L on her forehead
dasom
well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
marky l
didn't make sense not to live for fun
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
dasom
so much to do, so much to see
so what's wrong with taking the back streets?
marky l
you'll never know if you don't go
you'll never shine if you don't glow
dasom
hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
marky l
hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
dasom
and all that glitters is gold
marky l
only shooting stars break the mold
marky l
dude should we be concerned we knew the exact lyrics
beigecozyboy entered the chat
beigecozyboy
nah, i should be concerned that i didn't even have to look the lyrics up to write this
beigecozyboy left the chat
dasom
wtf was that
marky l
no idea
dasom
anywayz
dasom
NO CONCERN, YOU HAVE CONVERTED TO SHREKISM, YOU ARE NOW SHREKIST
marky l
damn, when are you taking me to the holy swamp
dasom
the holy swamp is everywhere
dasom
you're in the holy swamp right now
marky l
you mean the practice room is a swamp?
dasom
bro im gonna reach through the screen an throttle you if you tell me you're in the practice room one more time
marky l
i mean
marky l
it's my job so don't worry
dasom
ugh fine whatever
dasom
wait lemme add you to the group
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foreigners swaggers 2.0
dasom
okay done i'm adding mark now
ten
no wait one sec
dasom
??
ten
guys desi is going to the superm show in seattle because her sister is forcing her to
johnny
THIS IS CRUCIAL INFORMATION
johnny
there must be a meeting of desiree han and mark lee
jaehyun
for what?
ten
wdym fOr WHaT
ten
so that mark can finally interact with another human in real life aside from us
johnny
a human of the opposite sex for that matter
dasom
you guys make him sound like an incel
jaehyun
lmaooo
johnny
ten you have to get them to meet somehow
ten
idk how i can possibly do that
ten
we're gonna have such tight security around us always
dasom
also what if mark doesn't want to
ten
you shut up
dasom
🤠🤠🤠
johnny
ten figure that shit out
johnny
desi how close are you to the stage
dasom
idk but im in section p2 i think ?
johnny
ten?
ten
HONEY
ten
that's right up there, you're so close to the stage
johnny
amazing, desi your only mission is to get mark or ten to see you
johnny
and at the same time ten looks for desi and points her out to mark
dasom
WHO CARES ABOUT MARK WHEN I'M GONNA BE THAT CLOSE TO TAEMIN?????!!!!!
jaehyun
mission already failed
johnny
oh no desi no you gotta focus
johnny
you are NOT a superm fan, you're mark's friend
johnny
but since you're a taemin fan you may only get distracted when he performs solo
dasom
this is so elaborate and for what
ten
we need mark to have friends again, you have no idea how much he works
jaehyun
he probably doesn't even tell you the half of it tbh
dasom
wow really ?
dasom
okay i'm in, operation marky l meets daddy d will commence in one week
johnny
daddy who now
ten
desi's instagram is daddydasom
jaehyun
☠️☠️☠️
johnny
come on desiree be honest
johnny
suhkmeoff and daddydasom make a better pair
dasom
bro wait you make a valid point
jaehyun
she bro'd you
johnny
shut up yuno
dasom
whomst
jaehyun
my real name is jeong yuno
dasom
the more YUNO
ten
LOL
johnny
LMAOO im saving that
ten
same
dasom
ok are we done here can i add mark now
ten
yea and guys make it look like we weren't talking about anything before this
yourplatinum added subakluvrr
jaehyun
damn what did you do that for
ten
how did you convince her mark
dasom
he's gonna lie
marky l
i said i'd get her froyo someday
dasom
SEE HE LIED
johnny
tell us what really happened bestie
dasom
markus told me i'm cute
ten
spicy
marky l
there's no point in denying it, nobody's gonna believe me
jaehyun
we're glad you're learning
dasom
and he also left christianity for me
johnny
wtf what is he now
dasom
marky l
yeah
marky l
i'm shrekist now 😐
ten
hendery would love this
marky l
and now dasom says herbert
dasom
OMG HERBERT ??
marky l
knew it
jaehyun
i fell like we're missing context again
dasom
damn marker you really got me marked in your heart
marky l
hey i've said something like that before too hahaha
johnny
these two really be morphing into the same person
ten
dasom
NAURR LMAO
dasom
why do i actually see it though 🤠
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tiger inside pink hair + eyeliner mark lee deserved to be in the spotlight for a longer time like JUST LOOK AT HIM
sm i will never forgive you for taking this mark away from us without even one live stage
ANYWAYS DASOM IS NOW A FOREIGN SWAGGER but this chapter feels all over the place lmao i was just trolling for half of it
vote, comment, and share luvs <3
btw i'm ot22 !! i just wrote this chapter wayyy before the whole lucas situation happened so normally i wouldn't include him,,, if you're ot23 that's alright but just note that i won't be including lucas in this story at all from now on just as a precaution !!
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