Oh shit! It's tomorrow! I can't wait!
Yosuke: Fingers crossed I get the best unit in the game!
I go on to discord to talk about the launch with my...only friend...
Ah....I'm pathetic. (///=v=)
My name is Yosuke Harukawa, 17 years old. A NEET who goes to school every once in a while. And a fucking virgin who wanks to fucking anime girls.
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YozUk3: Yo! Haru! You excited!?
Haruka: You bet I am! Can't wait to spend 24 hours on launch! I do hope there's a multiplayer mode though. I would love to play with you.
YozUk3: Yo same. Welp. Imma sleep now. Genshin first thing in the morning!
Haruka: aight. Imma stay up a while. Night!
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Yosuke: yosh.
I get into my bed.
Can't wait for tomorrow!!!
-------Tomorrow---------
Yosuke: ........mm....Morning already?....AHH! IT'S TIME!
I hop onto my Compu-
Yosuke: eh?
Yosuke: ....huh....Guess I'm WAY to excited that I'm having a dream about it...hahah...ha.....
..................Okay.....uh...what the fuck?
Yosuke: ....aaaaaaanytime now. Wake up......wake up.
...hmm...
I take out my phone.
No service.
(///=v=)
Yosuke: ......AHHHHHHH!!!! WHY AM I HERE!? IS THIS SOME ISEKAI SHIT!? I DON'T WANNA BE IN SUCH A GENERIC GENRE!!!! AT LEAST PUT ME IN A ROMCOM DAMMIT (Also a generic genre) GOD SAVE MEEEEEE!!!!
???: YAH!
...eh?
I look behind me.
Yosuke: ah....Hilichurls! Ohoho~ they look waaay cooler than they did in the beta.
Yosuke: ...hm?
One of them aims their crossbow at me.
Yosuke: ....(///=v=)...Hai. sumimasen, Sir? What are you planning to do with that crossbow you have? Are you gonna go hunting, I believe I saw a boar over ther-
HilichurlA: Yah!
HilichurlB: *mumble* *mumble*
HilichurlC: I lov-
???: Out of the way!
Yosuke: eh?
And as if it was the scene from Nisekoi, a girl leaps from above, giving me a nice view of her Pantsu!
Yosuke: Purple. Nice.
I take a picture.
HilichurlA: OWWWOOO!
???: Hiya!
HilichurlB: UUGHH!
hmm....You know...now that I think about it. Just because I got Isekai'd, that doesn't mean the first person I meet is a nice cute girl who will fall in love with me at first sight. For all I know she's probably just an insane chick who wants to kill everything that moves. Yes! Absolutely! This is reality after all! Let's just....
Yosuke: ....
I slowly walk the other direction.
???: Hey you!
Yosuke: eep! ...Y-Yes?
???: ...who are you? Why did you not kill these Hilichurls?
Yosuke: eh? Well...I uh...Don't have anything to kill 'em with?
???: ha? Are you an idiot?
Yosuke: Yep. Hundred percent. I'm an NPC!
???: NPC? What's that?
She aims her bow at the sky.
FWOOSH
Woah. So cool.
Yosuke: ...w-what did you shoot?
???: huh? Nothin'. Just felt like it.
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Timmie: Hehe. There's enough bread crumbs for all of you-
An arrow exploded in front of Timmie, Killing all his pigeons.
Timmie: ......*sigh* another day of being Mondstat's clown.
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Yosuke: (///=v=) ...uhh....
???: hm? Oh. Right. The name's Lucille Dunois. Who are you?
Yosuke: Yosuke Harukawa.
Dunois? Is she french? I haven't seen her in any of the previews. Is she just an NPC? Or maybe a character they never showcased?
Abyss mage: Hey you guys! Stop slacki- HUH!? MY FOLLOWERS! YOU KILLED THEM!?
Yosuke: Hiie~! I didn't! she killed 'em! I'm just a passer by!
It's an abyss mage! I saw them in little teasers of the game. They're pretty hard to beat!
Abyss Mage: you are gonna pay for that-!
Lucille: Yeah Yeah, just shut your trap already shorty.
Abyss Mage/Yosuke: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORTY!? DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH!?
FOOSH
Abyss Mage: huh-?
The abyss mage's shield has been shattered!
Lucille: DANCE CUNT!
She shoots the ground.
Abyss mage: AH! STOP IT! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! PLEASE SPARE MEEEE!!!
Lucille: GIMME ALL YOUR MORA!
Abyss mage: Here take it!!!
The abyss mage hands Lucille....a very feminine Coin purse.
Lucille: now get lost chicken shins!
Abyss Mage: don't have to tell me twice! ByeOnara!
The abyss mage vanishes.
Lucille: Hooh~ He actually had some Mora on him. 10,000 Mora huh...
Yosuke: Y...You stole from a mob? What are you 12?
Lucille: hm? What's a mob?
Yosuke: *sigh* never mind...
"Follow me!"
Hm?
Lucille: hm!? What was that!?
She readies her bow.
Yosuke: calm down! It's probably just a passer by!
Lucille: Let's go check it out!
She runs off.
Yosuke: H-Hey wait up!
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Hm...wonder who that voice belonged to...
Lucille: mm...I'm not seeing anyone...AH! Cheese Cake over there!
Yosuke: My name is Yosuke! Where the fuck did you get cheese cake from?
Lucille: eh? Yosu...................ke?
There's Something's wrong with this girl. (///=v=)
Lucille: hmm........nope! To hard to say! How about I call you Yo-Kun instead.
Yosuke: At least try to say my name damn it! *sigh* whatever call me whatever you wish...
Lucille: ....How about Virgi-
Yosuke: Just stick to Yo-Kun...(=_=)
Hm?
Lucille: Ah! Over there!
It's a girl.
Hmmm..........
Lucille: Something wrong Yo-Kun?
I take out my phone.
SNAP
I take a picture.
Lucille: hm? What is that little device you have?
Lucille tries to take a little peek at my phone.
Yosuke: it's nothing.
Lucille: suspicious.....hm? Look. There's someone next to her.
Oh. There is. Who is that anywa-
Yosuke: .......eh?
Lucille: There's that flying little shit too! Damn I wanna shoot that thing! I NEED TO!
She aims her bow at the "flying little shit"
Yosuke: Calm your shit!
That's...the protagonist isn't it?
Wait a second....am I....not the protagonist!?
(1)Wait... I'm not the protagonist? - END