pretty girl - technoblade ✓

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IN WHICH they help eachother or IN WHICH they're opposites, but you know what they say about that. - wilbur s... More

THE BASICS
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seventeen
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twenty-one
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twenty-five
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twenty-eight
twenty-nine
thirty
thirty-one
thirty-three
thirty-four
thirty-five
epilogue
bonus chapter one
bonus chapter two
bonus chapter 3

thirty-two

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@-THALIA:
somebody convince techno to do a matching halloween costume with me bc i want to be like that couple on tiktok and he's the only person i talk to

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@user4 replying to @-THALIA:
THE ONE WITH THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG COSTUME????? YOU GUYS WOULD KILL THAT

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@technothepig replying to @user4 and @-THALIA:
i would absolutely do a matching costume with you if you didn't pick one where i have to paint my entire body green 😐
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@user2 replying to @technothepig, @user4, and @-THALIA:
dream kinnie 😍😍😍

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@user01:
bro they make it so obvious they're in a relationship why don't they just say kt already at this point

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LIKED BY TECHNOBLADEYT, PH1LZA, AND 38,817 OTHERS...
@thalia.moore: live laugh love geo <3

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@wilbursoot: im no longer asking. ship him over.
↳@technobladeyt: no

@user4: IVE MISSED GEO SO MUCH OMG I LOVE THEM
↳@thalia.moore: they love you too ❤

@urmom: bro i fucking hate cats why does this one keep coming up on my feed
↳@user2: 🚩🚩🚩🚩

@ph1lza: we demand more go!!!!!!

@user827: bro stop posting ur cat nobody cares dawg
↳@user4: and nobody cares abt your latest fishing trip either dawg

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#general

dadza - philza
bully - wilbur
bed wetter - tommy
pig - techno
pretty girl - thalia
mumza - kristen
poopcock - tubbo
enderman - ranboo
german - niki

pretty girl
I ALREADY TWEETED BUT SOMEBODY CONVINCE TECHNO TO MATCH COSTUME WITH ME
PLEASE

pig
babe
anything but that one

dadza
happy wife happy life
i dressed up as a pig for kristen
just do it

bed wetter
Are you sponsoeed by nike or something

mumza
Phil's right!!!!

bully
on the topic of wives

bed wetter
I have so many
They just keep coming

bully
when am i flying out to murica for the techno and thalia wedding

pretty girl
WOAH THERE
i just asked for couples costumes
he just met my parents
not moving that quick

pig
tomorrow

dadza
dress up as the frog and she'll think about it

pretty girl
this could be us but you playin 💔😕

pig
fuck you
thalia im going to party city rn

pretty girl
❤❤❤

poopcock
wjat a simp
dying himself green for a woman
ranboo would you dye yourself green for me

enderman
absolutely not

bed wetter
I wpuld dye myself green for you tubbo

poopcock
ew no you wet the bed

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a/n-

i hate to be the barer of bad news but we're almost done :(

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