ADULT SHELDON: I've always loved trains. In fact, if my career in theoretical physics hadn't worked out, my backup plan was to become a professional ticket taker. Or hobo. And when I figured out that trains allowed me to prove Newton's first law... An object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force... I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon, alone and happy.
MARY: Shelly, dinner's ready!
ADULT SHELDON: I don't care how dimwitted you are. Scientific principles have to make you smile. Of course, nobody I knew in East Texas in cared about Newtonian physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.
MISSY: Sheldon, if you don't get in here, - I'm gonna lick your toothbrush! -
SHELDON: Coming! That's my sister. And she's done it before. ♪ Do the walk of life ♪ ♪ Yeah, he do the walk of life. ♪
GEORGE: The hell were you doing out there?
MARY: George, language.
GEORGE: What language? So?
SHELDON: I was exploring dimensional kinematics. GORGE Admit it... He's adopted.
SHELDON: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.
MARY: That's enough. No one's adopted.
MISSY: I wish I was.
MARY: That can still be arranged. Now, let's pray.
SHELDON: A moment, please.
MARY: Leave him be.
GEORGE: can hold hands with his family. It won't kill him.
SHELDON: We don't know that. Georgie, did you wash your hands before dinner? Or even this week?
GEORGIE: None of your business.
SHELDON: Hence the mittens.
MARY: Thank you, God, for this food we're about to receive and for the nourishment of our bodies, and bless the hands that prepared it.
ALL: Amen.
GEORGIE: How come we ain't got no tater tots?
MARY: I made tater tots last night.
GEORGIE: I'd take tater tots over mashed potaters any day.
MARY: Just eat what I made you.
GEORGIE: Can we at least have tater tots tomorrow?
ADULT SHELDON: It was family dinners like this that led me to adopt a mid-Atlantic accent. Nobel Prize winners
MARY: Everybody excited to start school Monday?
I am. I guess so.
MARY: Georgie? Freshman year, that's a big deal.
GEORGIE: How can I be excited when he's gonna be in the same grade as me and Amber?
SHELDON: Don't worry, Georgie, I'm not planning on being in the ninth grade for very long.
MISSY: All I know is he's not in the same grade as me anymore, and I'm thrilled.
SHELDON: Good luck with your finger painting.
MISSY: You're gonna get your ass kicked in high school.
MARY: Hey, language.
SHELDON: I'm not going to be assaulted. High school is a haven for higher learning.
GEORGE: Oh, dear God.
MARY: Speaking of God, who's going to church with me tomorrow?
GEORGE: I can't. I'm meeting with the other coaches.
MARY: You can't meet after church?
GEORGE: No, Mary, I can't meet after church. Georgie?
GEORGIE: I got to study my playbook then Amber and i are hanging out.
SHELDON: I'll go with you, Mom.
MISSY: Why are you going? You don't believe in God.
SHELDON: No, but I believe in Mom.
MARY: I'll take it. Missy? Can't,
MISSY: Heather asked me to... MARY: You're goin'. MISSY: Son of a bitch. - Hey. - Ow!
MARY: Missy... (gasps) Don't you throw something at the dinner table. George Jr.
ADULT SHELDON: Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study apes.
MISSY: Hey!
ADULT SHELDON: I just had to go to dinner.
MARY: Never at the dinner table! You knock that off, George! D-Do not retaliate!
LATER THAT NIGHT
GEORGIE'S POV
I was lying on my bed lookin at one of my magazines when I hear a knockin on my widow. I pull up the blinds and it was Amber. Amber has been my best friend since we were 7 years old and she punched a bully in the face and gave him a black eye. I opened the window and Amber claimed in she did this often but nobody ever knew about it
"Hey what's up?"I asked
"The ceiling" she replied in a duh tone with a giggle at the end
"oh haha very funny, so what you doing here?" I asked
"I was bored," she said shrugging
"ok"
"where you lookin at those dirty magazines again," she said while pointing to the book on the bed
"what no. Don't tell my mum!" I said
"and why would I tell your mum?" she replied
"I don't know you tell me," I said
"Georgie it's me, not Sheldon or Missy I won't tell, besides your the one that lets me stay here all the time," she said whilst walking over and sitting on my bed
"Yeah, that is true. so what are we going to do then?" I asked
"well why don't we play never have I ever," she said
"ok let's do it" I replied
after many rounds of never have I ever we both fell asleep
THE NEXT DAY
Still Georgies POV
The next morning I woke up to the sound of my mother yelling for me to get up. as I started to try and sit up I noticed that amber was lying with her head on my chest and her arms wrapped around my torso.
"pssst Bambi it's time to wake up" I whispered while shaking her shoulder a bit
"huh w-whats happen-ing," she said while yawning
"it's 7:00 am and my mum is calling me for breakfast" I replied
"omg it's 7:00 what do I do I don't have any clothes and I am really hungry and you know my mum doesn't make breakfast" she rambled
"hey calm down take some of my clothes, then sneak around to the front door and say you need to speak to me, and then my mum will most likely ask if you would like to stay for Breakfast," I said trying to calm her down
"ok now get me some clean clothes before your mum comes in," she said motioning me over to my dresser
"ok ok here," I said passing her the clothes I had picked out
AMBER'S POV
after Georgie handed me the clothes and he his own and went to the bathroom so that I could get dressed. After I got dressed I opened Georgie's window and went around to the front door and knocked.
"good morning Amber you here to see Georgie," Asked Mary
"good morning Mary, yes I am here to see Georgie is he up yet," I asked even though I already knew the answer
"yes he is. have you had breakfast yet?" she asked while allowing me to walk through the door
"No, I haven't" I replied whilst walking through the door
"well how about you eat with us while you wait for him," she asked
"thank-you that would be lovely," I said 'oh dear lord I sound like Sheldon' i thought to myself as I sat down at the table and got myself some eggs.
After about 5mins Georgie came into the kitchen and sat down, while I got up and washed my plate.
"oh Amber you don't have to do that" Mary said and just as I was about to reply Missy yelled out
MISSY: Mom, Sheldon can't find his bowtie.
MARY: Really? I laid it out for him.
GEORGE: Leave it alone, Mary. He doesn't need a bowtie.
MARY: It's his first day of school. Let him wear what he wants.
SHELDON: Mom, I can't find my bowtie!
GORGE: Dear Lord, why's he got to wear a bowtie?
GEORGIE: Can I drive in with you? AMBER: Oh Mr. Cooper can I drive in with you as well, please?
GEORGE: Sure.
MISSY: Everybody's gonna know he's your brother. It's gonna be awful for you.
GEORGIE: Tell her to shut up.
MARY: It's got to be here. -
SHELDON: It's not. - It's not!
MARY: Shelly, stay calm. We'll find it.
SHELDON: My tie is gone! My tie is gone!
MARY: Shelly, you don't really need a tie.
SHELDON: I have to find my tie. I have to find my tie.
MARY: Be right back.
SHELDON: Professor Proton wears a bowtie!
MARY: George Junior, give me back that bowtie right now!
GEORGIE: I didn't take it!
MARY: Don't you lie to me!
GEORGIE: I'm not lying!
MARY: We'll see about that
, uh oh he is in trouble missy whispered to Amber.
GEORGIE: Stay out of my room!
as he said that Mr. Cooper got up and followed Mary into Georgies room
MISSY: She's gonna find your dirty magazines.
GEORGIE: Shut up!
MISSY: You are not having a good day.
AMBER: she won't find the magazines because I hid them, and also did you take the tie
GEORGIE: no Bambie I did not and thanks for hiding those for me
AMBER: Ok I believe you and your welcome
After about 10mins George came back and said
GEORGE: time to go
AMBER: ok
GEORGIE: alright
as we were in the truck we all started to talk
GEORGE: so Amber where did you hide Georgie's magazines
AMBER: I don't know what you are talking about Sir
GEORGE: Amber it's fine I am not going to yell at him I was just wondering, they were hidden way too well for Georgie to have hidden them
GEORGIE: how do you know I didn't hide them
GEORGE: do you really want me to answer that
AMBER: no sir he doesn't, and I hidem in the air vent
GEORGE: huh well I never woulda thought to look there