" 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 "
CARA
what time did u leave
lando's yesterday then
miss f1 wag?
LOLA
LMFAOOO did she not
tell you what happened
CARA
..... no
CARA
fuck sake queenie what
did you do??
QUEENIE
no stop
QUEENIE
im still cringing about it
LOLA
tbh it's not that bad
LOLA
it's funny tho
QUEENIE
i want to die.
LOLA
ur such a drama queen
LOLA
OH MY GOD
LOLA
drama QUEENIE
LOLA
get it
LOLA
bc queen
LOLA
and queenie is called
queenie which is kinda
like queen
CARA
we got it
CARA
we just didnt like it
QUEENIE
ffs
CARA
just fill me in on the
gossip pls
QUEENIE
lola ended up having to pick
me up at like 8pm bc i was
just too awkward to ask him
to drop me back home
LOLA
thats not at all what
happened
QUEENIE
you weren't there
LOLA
are you forgetting that you
told me what happened
last night??
CARA
stop leaving me outtt :(((
LOLA
ok so basically
LOLA
lando and queenie were
having a lil moment u know
just flirting and stuff
LOLA
and queenie swore that they
were gonna kiss but then
max coughed and so she
got too awkward and ran
out of the house and then
called me and i had to
drive about 9 billion miles
to come pick her up
QUEENIE
it wasn't 9 billion miles
QUEENIE
it's like a 40 minute drive
LOLA
i rest my case
CARA
trust max to ruin a
perfect moment huh
QUEENIE
preach
LOLA
have u spoken to
lando since??
QUEENIE
i have not
LOLA
why
QUEENIE
bc its awkward
QUEENIE
what if he wasnt actually gonna
kiss me and i've just sprinted out
of his house like a freak
QUEENIE
he might not of even liked me
in person anyway idk
CARA
oh pls
CARA
cut that shit out rn
LOLA
pick this back up 👑
CARA
lola i genuinely never want to
receive a text message from u
ever again after that
CARA
but seriously queens
CARA
ofc he liked u in person
CARA
1. ur hot, 2. ur funny af and
3. he's kinda obsessed with u
QUEENIE
he is not obsessed with me
LOLA
he kinda is
QUEENIE
CARA
🎣🎣🎣
QUEENIE
BITCHBAHAJ
QUEENIE
I AM NOT FISHING
CARA
u FOR SURE are fishing
QUEENIE
no im not
QUEENIE
i genuinely believe this man
is 1. not obsessed with me
and 2. wants me out of his
life after seeing me RUN
QUEENIE
he saw me run from BEHIND
QUEENIE
do u know how embarrassing
that is??!!
LOLA
oof no bc thats rough
LOLA
u have such an ugly run
LOLA
i remember PE in school
QUEENIE
great, thank u lola
LOLA
anytime girly xxx
CARA
just text him and act
normal and see what
he does
QUEENIE
i dont wanna 😫
CARA
QUEENIE
CARA
TEXT HIM BEFORE I
MURDER U
QUEENIE
jeeez relax
QUEENIE
i'll text him
CARA
good
QUEENIE
WAIT FUCK
QUEENIE
NO BC I THINK HE'S
PSYCHIC
QUEENIE
HE JUST TEXTED ME
CARA
obsessed with u
QUEENIE
aw cara 🥺
CARA
i meant him DUMBASS
QUEENIE
oh lol
CARA
i swear i will go grey
from the stress u two
idiots put me through
NOTES !
my bday is on tuesday (9th nov) and i
am refusing to turn 22 bc newcastle
(where i live) (oof truly oversharing here,
does anybody want my post code while i'm
at it???) were put back into lockdown
5 days before my 21st bday last year :/
point is, if anyone asks,
i'm turning 21 :) thank u xxx
also, i've decided to give queenie
my bday bc just the thought of her
and lando potentially sharing a
bday party or smth is cute af so just
be warned that queenie is 4 days
older than lando,,,, i sure hope lando
likes older women LMAOO