@sleepyash: ayy ash guess what happened today?
@Ashton5SOS: um
@Ashton5SOS: you found out that tadpoles were actually baby turtles?
@sleepyash: I GOT A 98% ON MY TESTS
@sleepyash: and tadpoles are baby frogs turd
@Ashton5SOS: that's great WOOO TIME TO PARTY
@sleepyash: -headbangs-
@Ashton5SOS: wait can i tell you a joke
@sleepyash: yeah ok
@Ashton5SOS: what do you call cheese that's not yours
@sleepyash: hoe don't do it
@Ashton5SOS: nacho cheese hehehehehe
@sleepyash: oh my god
@sleepyash: did you steal that joke from luke or something
@Ashton5SOS: in fact i did
@sleepyash: luke is lame as shit
@Ashton5SOS: hey that's not nice
@Ashton5SOS: i love luke
@Ashton5SOS: he's the coolest guy ever
@Ashton5SOS: hehehehe i love luke
@sleepyash: MY LASHTON FEELS
@Ashton5SOS: sorry bout that lol luke stole my phone
@sleepyash: he's with you?
@Ashton5SOS: yeah all the boys are
@sleepyash: KFNSJDJWFUE TELL THEM I SAID HI
@Ashton5SOS: they say hi and that they love you
@sleepyash: HVDYVDYKDR OG MY HOD
@sleepyash: KFJWYFIWHR
@sleepyash: TELL THKE I LOGE THEM YOO
@Ashton5SOS: i tried to pronounce the words but calum just stared at me weirdly
@sleepyash: ok i am calm now please tell them i love them too
@Ashton5SOS: they think you're cute lol
@sleepyash: have you seen me i'm like the cutest person ever
sometimes i think i'm lashton af then boom i see a picture of muke then i remember cake playing derpball and i can't take it
luke why are you such a band slut i'm supposed to be the band slut
aLSO OVER 1K READS HOLY SHIT I DIDNT EVEN EXPECT THIS TO GET LIKE 4 READS I LOVE YALL THANK YOU SO MUCH