𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄, w.soot

By manishroom

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You're the only one that makes me feel alive I can't keep drowning in the shadows Here I am, lay it all on th... More

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extra chapters !
EXTRA CHAPTER ONE.
EXTRA CHAPTER TWO.
EXTRA CHAPTER THREE.

SIXTEEN.

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SIXTEEN ;
+ George

messages !

SEX HAVERS
karl, quackity, george, evelyn

george
oh absolutely NOT
leave instantly evelyn
you are NOT welcome here

quackity
silence, friend of The Sex Havers
you have no say in whos allowed here

george
GIVE ME BACK MY ROLE
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

evelyn
hi!
so nice to finally meet you guys!!

karl
oh my god this is the best day of my life
you don't understand how long i've been trying to get them to introduce you to us for!!
i'm karl jacobs :]

evelyn
evelyn hart :D
I don't think you understand how long IVE been threading to ditch them and become best friends with you guys instead

quackity
sounds like a great idea to me!
We have sex + George!
get that shit trending on twitter

george
don't you dare
I know where you live evelyn

evelyn
???
you're gonna walk all
the way here???

karl
ooo she's got you there gogy

quackity
HA GET FUCKED
and just so you know
I don't mean that literally.
you know...
since you're no longer a sex haver...

karl
LMAO
YOU GOT HIM GOOD ALEX

evelyn

george rn

karl
haha idk if you know this evelyn but
that's actually ME in that picture not georgenotfound
😐😐😐

evelyn
sorry it's just the first picture
that came up when I searched mcyt crying
on pinterest

karl
are u kidding me
DID YOU NOT SEE HOW MANY ALEX QUACKITY ONES THERE WERE ????

quackity
I think you made the right choice evelyn
don't listen to karl

george
I hate it here

quackity

george rn
LMAOOOOO

evelyn

george
WHAT THE MUFFIN
STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT

karl
you did this to yourself gogy

george
how???????
I didn't introduce them
this nightmare isn't MY fault

evelyn
what do you mean?
it absolutely is your fault

quackity
yeah george
you did this to yourself

karl


george
karl??????????

quackity
LETS GOOOOOO KARLOS

karl
I wanted to feel included :D

evelyn
karl!!!!!!

george
you're all dead to me.

quackity
what the fuck
that's so rude???

karl
mhmm completely uncalled for

evelyn
:(

george
you literally replaced me, A FOUNDING FATHER OF THE SEX HAVERS, with evelyn

evelyn
don't forget about me being
part of the dream team now

quackity
WOOOO LETS GO
IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

evelyn
no i'm YOUR biggest fan

george
sending this to wilbur as we speak

evelyn
don't pretend he won't agree with me

karl
☹️

evelyn
karl <3

you're precious I love u

george
HES LITERALLY STEALING
MY BRAND IN THAT ONE

karl
what you think you invented wearing blue gogy????
what the heck

quackity
just because it's the only color
you see doesn't mean nobody
else is allowed to wear it 🙄

evelyn
...

george
😐
I don't have to sit here
and take this george slander
i'm calling dream
bye

evelyn
tell him I say hi!!

george
absolutely not
get one of your new friends to say hi for you

quackity
wtf i'll do it

karl
I would also do it
kinda lame you won't george...

george
SHE LITERALLY HAS HIS
PHONE NUMBER
LEAVE ME ALONE

evelyn
aww george don't worry
I still love you lots <3

george
the feeling is NOT mutual

quackity
WHAT THE HELL????

karl

evelyn
oh dear

karl
???

evelyn
I don't think I want to know
the context of this picture

quackity
you only have good ideas
that's a very attractive trait to have

evelyn
why thank you alex quackity

george
never speak to me again
any of u

evelyn
☹️

george
you can't guilt me
it won't work

evelyn
i'm telling clay you're bullying me
bye

george
IM NOT?????
I hate u.

evelyn
😐🔪❤️









A/N
big q my beloved <3

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