10k Q & A
Sorry about the wait, there is a good reason(s).
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Anyway, questions are in chronological order of what was asked.
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NoSleepArtist to Fresh:
Hug broski?
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Fresh spread his arms wide.
"Course Broski! I'd never turn a radical hug down!"
*you got the hug*
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NoSleepArtist to Lust:
Are you gonna adopt my bro fresh? The current caretaker of him is kinda meh-
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"a-adopt!?" Lust looked startled. "wha - what gave you that idea?" He begins to absently fiddle with the fluff on his hoodie, avoiding eye contact awkwardly. "i - i just plan to keep an eye socket on him is all. keep him out of the punch and out of trouble - that kind of thing! that doesn't mean i want to - would he even -?"
Lust sputters, blushing.
"b-besides! i would make a terrible parent. i'll settle for being the eccentric uncle." He took a short breath before continuing calmer. "and if he already has a caretaker, then it wouldn't be right on the grounds of 'kinda meh.'" He shoves his hands in his pocket, eye contact averting even further. "... none of us are perfect, dear. though it is sweet of you to think i could manage it."
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NoSleepArtist to Classic:
You sir are puntastic *hands him the huge ketchup bottle*
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Classic accepted the bottle and raised it in a cheer.
"and you, friend, are punderful ." He chugged half the bottle, then gave a wink. "we should ketchup some time."
He tossed the bottle under his station for latter and started to fan himself with the 'puns here' sign.
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ThatOneGayShipper2 to Lust:
Fresh protection squad bro? If so welcome to the team of The Fresh Bean!
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"th-there's a suad!?" Lust is confused. "thanks for the welcome ...?"
Suddenly there's a gleam in his eye lights as he spots something. He appears a lot less insecure compared to just moments before.
"say ... couldn't help but notice your name~" He tilts his head, twirling the hem of his shirt collar between two phalanges. His jacket slips off one shoulder. "do you prefer shipping with, or without the packaging~?" A wink. "because with a name like that, you can expect same day delivery any day of the week~"
(A/N: ... oh gawd i cringed writing that *flirt)
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ThatOneGayShipper2 to Fresh:
Have you seen any of the bitty Verses Fresh? If you haven't then you should check it out! If you already have seen something of the sort then what would you say is your favorite type of bitty there?
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Fresh chuckled heartily, amused. "Dude, like, I'm one day old! How much do you expect me to have done already, broski?"
LM-AO
He was smiling easily, and even with the shades you could tell his sockets were crinkling with mirth. He gave a shrug.
"I don' know what a bitty is, bruh ... but i'll add it to the list of things ta check out."
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ThatOneGayShipper2 to Ink:
Hey Nene!~ how are you right now? Hopefully you don't have a head ache anymore yeah? But anyways! What would you say is your favorite Coloration outfit of the Sanses within your Multiverse? Your brown and white with a hint of cyan look, Dreams Yellow Sun look? Dancetale Sanses hip hop look? Abyss fluffy semi kind of prim proper look?
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"Nene...?" Ink was briefly confused but moved on, quickly distracted with the question. "Oh - I'm fine! Just ... a little frustrated Error got away is all." He was clearly clenching his teeth but forced himself to smile regardless. You're not who he's mad at.
"Did I have a headache earlier? Huh." He scratched his chin and shrugged. "I don't really remember that, but you're probably telling the truth. I think I've been having more of those lately, but it's probably nothing."
Ink takes the next question very seriously. It involved art after all.
"Favorite outfit coloration, huh? Hmm." He tapped the side of his skull. "Well I don't really have a favorite color in the first place, so that doesn't narrow it down." He chuckled lightly and smiled with his eye sockets closed, before continuing with a hum.
"Well, Reds whole 'i'm a dark edgy bad boy grr' look is pretty cool." He said the description in a manner that from anyone else you might assume was teasing, but from Ink was completely serious. "But then there's also things like Outer's 'i'm an approachable guy and wouldn't mind hanging out or showing you directions' or Blue's 'I want to be relied on and help everyone!'"
Deep in thought, Ink nodded to himself.
"I've decided!" His expression was smug at having figured it out. He put his hands on his hips heroically.
"I like them all!"
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ThatOneGayShipper2 to Error:
Hey there Erry!~ need some new needles for your string?
*You gift Error a box of sewing needles of different shapes and sizes
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Error's sockets widened in surprise for a second as he gently accepted the gift.
"I, uh. D-D-D-Don't know what to s-s-s-say." His eye lights shifted away as he flustered at the kindness. "Th-Thanks ..."
He decided to test the new needles out by making a doll of ThatOneGayShipper2 as a gift back.
Error reasoned it was because he didn't want to owe them anything ... yeah. That must be it.
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ThatOneGayShipper2 to Chaos:
Hey chaos! Are you ready for some mayhem that the future might bring? :3
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Chaos smiled wildly, a gleam to their eyes. "One is never truly ready for mayhem. Isn't that what makes it so exhilarating ...?" They leaned in and lowered their voice. "I can't wait."
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ThatOneGayShipper2 to Nightmare:
Need some coffee or tea nightmare?
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"Do you not know me and who I share a roof with?" Nightmare said slow and low. "Of how little sleep I can procure with such rambunctious boys? Of the tremendous disquiet of the castle, be it night or day?"
Suddenly he slapped a tentacle to the ground and the rest shot forward toward the offered mugs.
"Fuck yes! Gimme those beans!"
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ThatOneGayShipper2 to Me:
I'm very sorry for all of this but- I can't help it when one of these things happen- have a chocolate bar for your endeavors as an apology 🍫
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... It's okay. I understand getting excited - and who am I to turn down chocolate? XD At least you offered some variety. Could have been worse.
Oh, wait. You're not done ? oh ... ok ...
*munches on chocolate bar*
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ThatOneGayShipper2 to Killer, Dust, Horror, and Cross:
Hi Noot gang!!~ what is hot opinion on Fresh so far, and what do you all like to do in your free time at the castle?
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"rude." Killer said instantly, smirking while on his phone. "he ignored us like we're some kind of npc extras."
Dust chuckled. "like you actually care. besides, you were on your phone. like usual. and we were all clearly busy setting up." Dust gave his opinion. "but with how he hugged nightmare? guy's got gut's."
"or a screw loose." Killer rebuked.
"that's nothing new here." Dust pointed out, glancing at Horror with a cheeky grin, only for Horror to swat the back of his head.
This brought about a couple snickers from all but Cross who rolled his eyelights.
"fresh is certainly ... colorful?" Cross said, scratching a cheekbone with a phalange. "blue knows him, so he can't be too bad. seems very high energy."
"... he brought his own food." Horror shrugged. "... i'd say the bloke's got his priorities straight. though ... he could have at least tried what i set out."
Horror gave a kind of huffy pout and Killer took a quick picture.
Horror eyelight snapped to Killer in an instant. "... delete it."
"lol. nope." Killer said, sending it to the casual group chat.
There was also a picture of a very startled Nightmare getting a hug from Fresh, as well as several other embarrassing pics.
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ThatOneGayShipper2 to Dream:
Hi little Daisy~! Would you enjoy a little light lilac teddy bear with a yellow bow?
*You gift Dream the Teddy bear
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Dream gave a smile as he accepted the Teddy.
"Thank you!" He looked at the bear in his hands. "Though, I got to ask ... why lilac? I'm more partial to yellow myself. Purple was more my ..." Dream only faltered for a moment. "My brother's favorite."
He looked into the bear's black beady button eyes for a moment longer, before giving it a gentle squeeze and holding it close.
"Well!" Dream exclaimed. "I'll be sure to take care of him."
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ThatOneGayShipper2 to Blue:
What recipes have you learned? Any new favorites or ones that you would love to try out in the future for yourself or with a friend?
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"OH!" Blue said, eye lights turning to stars briefly. "I'VE LEARNED A GREAT DEAL MANY MORE RECIPES! ESPECIALLY FROM THE PAPYRUS-TYPE GROUP CHAT AND HORROR. SPAGHETTI, LASANIA, BURRITOS, QUICHE ... NEXT I WAS HOPING TO SURPRISE ERROR WITH ONE OF THE FOODS I SAW APPEAR ON UNDERNOVELA."
Blue sighed. "ERROR DOESN'T EAT AS MUCH AS HE SHOULD. CHOCOLATE IS NOT A MEAL!" He huffed.
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ThatOneGayShipper2 to Red:
Mustard or Chocolate?
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Red flipped you off. "both, asshat."
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ThatOneGayShipper2 to Classic:
I might milk this one a bit, ya know, tibia honest im not that punny with them but sometimes you just gotta make it count in your own way ya know?
*you gift sans a 'no use cryin over spilled milk' T-shirt and a Pie Song shirt with the numbers slowly wrapping around and getting smaller and smaller the farther the go down to the hem
It's probably best I stop now, ketch you later!~
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"heh heh heh. nice kiddo." He tucked the shirts under his station. " utter- ly ridiculous how you think that ain't punny." He spun his pun sign lazily.
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the_Trash-Man to Fresh:
Will you ever tell any one of your job.
If anyone ever found what your job was what would you do?
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Fresh tapped his chin tilting his head. "Prolly, yo. Reason I be holden' off for now is I don't know much about this rad multiverse." He gestured vaguely. "Like, it's people, y'know? Sure, I know a lot about the technical know-how, but if I don't know the peep's, how can I make an informed decision if it affects us all, man? It'd be pretty weird ta just up an trust that Void has the whole picture with out confirming, broski."
"As for if some rad lad finds out themself?" Fresh shrugged. "Not much I could do at that point, TBH. Prolly just be more direct with investigating, dude ... after messing with 'em a lil'." Fresh smirked.
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aFlyingDove to Classic:
I may be failing basic math...
But I know you being this cute just doesn't add up.
That was horrible 😂
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Classic snorts. "get that one from lust did ya? two can play at that ... uh." He has to think for a second. He snapped his phalanges. "if you were a fruit, you'd be a fine -apple."
After a moment he facepalmed at his own joke, groaning.
"okay. now that was horrible." Peeking through his fingers, now smirking. "I'm not one to go for low hanging fruit like that. i'd like to apple -agize." He removed his facepalm. "preferably over dinner."
He gave himself a high-five at the save.
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Bean_OwO to Fresh:
How will you tell the others that you literally just got born earlier?
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"Oh, EZ bruh!" Fresh said. "I don't."
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The_Third_Legacy to Lust:
Lust, could you specify age regulation?
as in, what is and isn't allowed
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"well..." Lust began, taking the question very seriously. "keep in mind, not all underlust's follow the same laws. but in my au, it's required to inform a government official of a successful conception so that they may receive support. typically, when the child makes it, it will be announced and celebrated. people will offer gifts, congratulation, etc."
"once they get older they are required schooling - sex ed and anatomy starts young via necessity. when they mature into teens, they are permitted sexual exploration and expression within a specific range of maturity. they may even start seeking advice from more experienced monsters for educational purposes with a whiteness to ensure safety and safe sex prctices - espesially for the more kink driven."
Lust frowned. "unfortunately as soon as a monster is deemed an adult, unwanted sexual advances start becoming more often. it's not taken as seriously as it would other universes unless it goes too far. it's been far to normalized."
Lust shrugged. "at least the transition to adulthood is gradual enough that methods of coping and defending against such actions can develop fairly well. children are taught what to be wary of and therapy is a free resource for all."
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bakugouilove to Lust:
Welcome to the family💖
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"i-" Lust blushed and hid in his hood. "you're all so nice and wholesome. honestly, you're all adorable, i can't." He peeks out shyly. "thank you for being so kind and accepting."
A small smile creeped up his cheek bones as he blew a kiss.
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bakugouilove to Fresh:
I just want a hug lol
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"Absolutely, bro-dude!" Fresh said, giving you the hug. "Man. I sure am up an' hugging a lot a strangers today."
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bakugouilove to Me:
Hug? 😔💖
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I shall accept.
Hope you're okay with one of those awkward hugs where you don't know if the other person is going for the over arm hug, the under arm hug or a side hug. Don't know if you've ever seen or experienced high-five fails, but it's like that - except for hugs.
I'm kidding. I'm a great hugger. C'mere-
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the_Third_Legacy to Classic:
Sans, do you think that Ink should FACE the consequences? Will it be his DESTINY? Don't try to aVOID this. Also, does your sk-null hurt when you think about Sci, Yourself, Geno, Fatal, and Error? In addition, I know it's Fatal in the Geno-sans run. Errors that cannot be fixed by Science pop up/
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"yeah, ink should watch where he's head -ing." Sans fans himself gently with his sign, a small frown on his face as he looks into the distance.
"but that's true for all of us, isn't it? consequences will always exist. and when they come at us head on , it's how we cope with them that matters. rather than just face the consequences from mistakes, learn from them ... otherwise, it's just a personal loop of willfully ignorant suffering." Glancing at you he adds. "i know a thing or two about loops of suffering."
Classic stopped fanning himself, closing his eye sockets.
"as for that little parallel progression of possible events for my future and past ... well." Sans twirled his sign, eye lights slightly dimmer as his socket half open. "it's kinda depressing. same could be said of dust, killer, and horror as well. but it's not like it's entirely their fault they have such crummy fate's." His eyelight brightened as he smirked. "whenever my past, present and future selves get together, i guess it's fair to say things get a little tense ."
His eye lights trail to you with a shrug. "as for fatal, he doesn't exist here, and error was always error, made by destiny herself as far as i understand."
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the_Third_Legacy To the gods:
How does Karmic Retribution affect you? How does Flex tape infused with liquid KR affect you? How will it affect Fate? Can it destabilize Fate? CAN YOU REVERSE WRAP IT AROUND A MINECRAFT SWORD AND WACK FATE WITH IT FOR IT TO STICK? Food for thought.
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The Ask Room was filled with a number of confused Reapertale characters.
Chaos looked between you and the question. Being as it was directed at the gods, deities weren't included.
Chaos facepalmed before kicking the rest of the gods out of the room, seeing what happened.
"My child-?" Life asked, before the door shut on her face.
Chaos took a deep breath.
"Karma!" They belted. "Question for you!"
Karma popped his head in and took stock of the situation.
"Ah - I see." Karma straightened. "KR from anyone but myself is nullified against those god level and above."
He cleared his throat to further expand. "KR on it's own can act as the equivalent of poison to one's HP in battle, or a Luck boost outside a battle space, causing sudden misfortune and/or clumsiness for those with negative karma points, or sudden strings of good luck should the opposite be true."
He gave a dismissive wave.
"It can't kill anyone directly, but it can certainly leave a person miserable. Directed KR, in the hands of someone capable in it's manipulation, can cause specific ailments to befall the afflicted, such as chronic pain or euphoria."
Chaos nudged Karma with a conniving smile. "And their suggestion for Fate~?"
"Well, it would certainly make an amusing prank, if nothing else." He returned a similar smile. "What say you, we put a Karmic Curse on dear Fate? You still have the tape, do you not?"
"Uhh ..." They took out the pieces from their inventory.
"... unfortunate." Karma said. "If you're careful, I'm sure it can be repaired at-" He glances at you before whispering directions to Chaos.
Surprised at first, Chaos absolutely beamed maniacally.
"I like that plan~" Chaos stated.
(A/N: I uh. Hope i interpreted that question right...)
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the_Third_Legacy To Void:
Can you be gagged and bound by Flex-tape?
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<What a suspicious thing to ask of someone.> Void mused. Smirking, he added. <I elect not to answer.>
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the_Trash-Man to Fate:
What's it like to be a female dog
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"Perhaps you should ask a Dogaressa." Fate deflected with a piercing gaze.
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the_Trash-Man to Me:
What's your favorite childhood tv show (childhood meaning to and under 12 years old)
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Didn't really have favorites at that age (or even now). But I watched Yu-Gi-Oh, Totally Spies, Sonic X, Kim Possible, Winx Club, Inuyasha, Tokyo Mew Mew, Suit Life of Zack and Cody, Wizards of Waverlyplace, etc. Whatever was available at the time because tv was unpredictable.
I didn't like Hannah Montanah, though.
...
Then there were the things I shouldn't have been watching like Criminal Minds, Supernatural, House, Ghost Adventures, The Listener and other more adult shows. Arguably Inuyasha should be on this list but ... 'kid friendly fight scenes' are kinda blurred for me.
Unless you meant current kid shows, in which case I can't really answer cuz I haven't watched any (including Adventure Time, or Steven Universe).
If you don't know some of the shows it's probably because I'm Canadian.
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RobertElder to Core:
What is your first impression of Fresh? Do you like him?
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"A mysterious individual, for sure." Core stated, tilting their head. "But not a bad person, I think."
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RobertElder to Void:
Check on ya kid
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<He's fine.> Void dismissed. <I have my sights on him through Time's viewing portal, remember? Not that I expected him at Nightmare's castle. Also, as the one under control of Fresh's code, I get notifications on his status ... funny ... I haven't received any for a while.> Void looked slightly confused at that.
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RobertElder to Luck:
What is Fresh's luck right now?
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Luck looked mildly concerned. "... Oddly enough, I can't seem to find the stat. Nor can I for any other deity related points." They shrugged. "Perhaps he is from a dietyless-verse and just dropping by ... somehow. If that's the case, he'll pick it up later. More likely, he's a Hacker." She narrowed her eyes. "In any case, I'll be keeping an eye on him."
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RobertElder to Fresh:
Whats your favorite color?
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"Hmm, gonna go wi' pink, broseph." Fresh shrugged. "Prolly what influenced my Fresh Poof ta be more that color in da first place if I'm bein' honest, yo." He wagged his finger. "I don' care if you don' consider it a color cuz it ain't in the rainbow."
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S1xb0nes to me:
Who is your favorite sans in the AU community?
And
What do you do in your free time? (What games, what hobbies, etc.)
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Dang - if you had asked for a favorite skeleton, my favorite happens to be a specific Papyrus-type.
Oh well that's not what you asked =)
I like OG Error. His story's such a roller coaster and his interactions with others and Askers are hilarious.
In my spare time I watch Youtube (Jacksepticeye, tutorials, fact videos, dubbed reddit reactions, etc.), draw / animate, write, and read. For games, I like Bloodborne, Undertale (duh), Deltarune, and Mario Galaxy ... but I prefer board/card games like Dutch Blitz, or tabletop RPG's XD (wish i could DM a D&D campaign one day, but i don't know enough of the rules).
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S1xb0nes to Lust:
Hmmm.....Did you know that?
Fresh is not even a month you.....
Y O U F R E A K I N G B A K A
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"a month!? how was i to know? he wasn't even wearing stripes!" Lust shouted exasperatedly, raising his hands. "it's basically a multiversal custom for underage monsters to wear strips." He gestures sharply.
"and as a fellow skeleton, he doesn't look underage. if i wasn't as good at reading body language, i would have thought he would be lying just to get out of the situation. and even if it were a lie, i would respect it because i don't hit on kids . i wouldn't even take the chance"
Lust sighed.
"i understand there are circumstances that would lead a minor to pretend to be older, but that's never a first assumption." He borrowed his brow bones. "for being so young, the only thing i can guess is he's possibly an amnesiatic glitch, from a handplate-like au, or a deity's new child ... no wonder he was so nonchalant about his kidnapping. and why he'd like it kept discreet."
Lust sees Fresh in a new light, but will continue to be the fruity uncle.
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DifferentLight to Fresh:
Fresh, how do you feel about the fact that Lust might adopt you?
also, if you could do one thing to Fate and get away with it, what would you do?
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"Lust might wut?" He blinked rapidly behind his shades as he processed. "Well ... as long as the bro isn't all flirty or sexual-like around me. Okay then?"
YO-LO
He tilts his head.
"As for up an' gettin' away with any action against that Fate chick ..." His shade went black. "Are we sure I don't already have clearance? We don't know where Admin falls on the radical power scale, man."
Resigned he gently took his shades off and held them in his hands, eye light and soul down turned toward the item. The Ask Room barely prevented his magic pressure from seeping out. He sighed.
"Considerin' I could revoke Voids clearance ta muh code? That without a constant magic suppressant I can be sensed across the multiverse?" Fresh fiddled with his shades. "Probability's pretty high up there on the overpoweredness, home slice ... I jus' want to make sure I do the right thing, broski." He glances up, power leaking from his sockets. "I gotta get to knowin' what happened before I can find out what that is tho."
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DifferentLight to Lust:
are you going to adopt Fresh?
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Lust gave an amused sigh and smirk. "you're all set on this aren't you~?" He giggles. "it's cute how much you care for fresh. he's lucky to have you." He gives you a kind smile. "but the answer's no ... not in the official sense that is."
He raised a finger as he thought of a way to explain.
"it's more like how one says they're going to adopt their introverted friends. it's saying you'll take care of them, even when there is no legal obligation."
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DifferentLight to Classic:
bees are dying at an alarming rate.
i just can't bee-lieve it.
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"so that's what all the buzz is about." Classic said, he starts brushing his skull with a comb. " Bee -tter prepare for when stretch learns about it." A wink. " Hive to say, he's gonna bug-out over the honey shortage."
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dizzymountain to Fresh, Chaos, Spiffy & Snasy, Blue, Red, Cross, Dust, and Fate:
does pineapple go on pizza?
*sits back with popcorn* this is gonna be interesting
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Spiffy and Snasy reply in the multiverse character creation screen, rather than the Ask Room as their characters are not created yet.
*Yes (Spiffy)
*No (Snasy)
Snasy wrinkles their nose at Spiffy who just sticks their tongue out.
"Odd question to add to Survey Program Two, but ok." Snasy, said.
(In the Ask Room-)
Red answered. "funk no. s' too sweet."
"it's okay." Cross admitted.
"dude." Dust said. "hawaiian's the best type of pizza."
Chaos smirks. "Depends on who's in the room."
" No ." Fate glared. "It is a culinary atrocity that my sister refuses to let me abolish."
Chaos glances at Fate with a wicked smile. "In that case, pineapple is the best thing I've ever had ." They even spawn a slice of pizza, heavy with pineapple, to eat in front of Fate messily, enjoying every moment of it.
Fate readied their whip and Chaos' eyes glinted mischievously past their pizza slice. Dust backs Chaos up, pulling a knife and the rest tense. Red notably skoots away from Fate despite being of a similar opinion regarding pizza.
Blues' loud voice interrupts the tension.
"IF A PERSON ENJOYS IT, THEN ANYTHING CAN GO ON A PIZZA!" Blue exclaimed confidently, even posing. "BUT I LIKE PEPERONI BEST."
Fate looked down her nose at Blue and sweat began to form on his skull. Soon enough Fate huffed and crossed her arms.
"... my sister's the same." She still was scowling.
There was a moment of silence, where everyone turned to Fresh who had been standing quietly in the corner, observing the situation.
"Oh, uh, guess it's my turn then, broski's." He rubbed the back of his skull, embarrassed. "Haven't ever had pizza though, brolio's." Fresh admitted. "So I don't really got a rad opinion. I know it's supposed to be good though."
"YOU HAVEN'T HAD PIZZA!?!"
Finally, the room delved into chaos, as was intended by the Asker.
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dizzymountain to Karma:
opinion on eating grass?
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"Personally, or as a concept?" Karma smirked. His eyes were clearly planning something amusing to himself.
"Are you asking my opinion on the biological effects of the consumption of grasses differentiating effects between the carnivorous, omnivorous or herbivorous, land, sky or sea dwellers? Or perhaps you are suggesting that, come an altercation with yourself, an opponent should be wary of experiencing unpleasant sensations leading into their inevitable defeat that leaves one incapasitated and face down in the follioges? Or perhaps you are asking my opinion on the entertaining prospect of individuals losing balance and thus, 'eating grass?' Then again you could be referring to the method of staving off hunger pains by consuming what isn't digestible as a means to have something, anything, in one's stomach? Or maybe you do not merely mean the type of fauna known for adorning lawns. Perhaps you are referencing bribery, as British slang -"
This goes on for some time.
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dizzymountain to Fate:
what's your take on eating grass
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"Who gave you access to a computer?" Fate said in a disgusted manner.
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dizzymountain to Cross:
cross, are you scared of cows in this bo- i mean, are you scared of cows?
*...quietly drops a cow next to cross*
*looks to the side*
*fourth wall slightly trembling*
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"n-no." Cross said, tearing up when the cow was set down. "wh-why would i - hic - b-be afraid of c-cows? that's i-irrational."
He is now silently crying and looking anywhere but the cow, as he tries to muffle the rattle of his bones.
Because the Wall was thin, Horror poked his head in to answer.
"... he's terrified of 'em." Horror said, giving Cross a reassuring look. "... after what happened, i don't blame him."
"c-can i go n-now?" Cross asked, still trying to be polite so as to not enrage the cow.
"... c'mon." Horror offered a hand.
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unabel1 to Killer, Dust, Horror, and Cross:
do y'all know that nootmare's original body was a swap sans? and what do you think about it?
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"i th-thought his original body w-was a spirit?" Cross said, still a little shaken from the last Ask. "also, it's pr-pronounced 'night.' but 'noot' seem g-good too."
Horror gave Cross some cocoa and a pat.
Dust gave Ash a look who then asked CC what happened before Ash relayed the events to Dust, who nodded in sympathy to Cross.
"think they mean his previous skeleton form." Killer said, moving on with the current question. "like, before the goop. which is news to me."
"Oh ... that make sense." Cross admitted. He was looking better already. CC was giving some tsundere reassurances, and passing a few from Ash as well.
"nightmare based on that blue con artist?" Dust said. "i see it."
"... how?" Horror asked.
"picture him doing the 'disappointed hands on hips and huffing' thing."
"... now i see it." Horror admitted.
"that's not true." Cross said. "a lot of sanses do that. at least point out his need to keep the castle clean and orderly."
"the 'huff' is still mostly a swap thing though." Killer smirked. "most sanses are too lazy to do it that often."
"... you're borderline swap, so ya don' get it." Horror said to Cross. "... error even said it's part of your code."
Cross did the previously described huff.
"am not!" Cross said, pretending to be offended. "that's slander! i'm being slandered!"
They each gave amused grins. Looks like Cross was back to his usual self.
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unabel1 to Fresh:
who do you like best from all the sanses? yourself don't count tho.
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"Do I even count as a Sans, broski?" Fresh asked, completely serious, curiously tilting his skull. "Muh name was never Sans, yo. Even if most o' my wakey code is based on Sansy-bros, there's plenty of Papyrus mixed in too."
He shrugged before leaning back comfely.
"As for fav's? Be pretty unrad o' me ta up an choose between potential new pals." His shades spelled out WI-NK. "But bein' as ya asked ... I guess that I'll go with muh radical Blue boy. Donno, why ..." A smirk. "But I feel like he's a rad fella who can keep a mad secret. Might jus' tell him my title first, broski."
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XTheXAzuraXDragonX to Spiffy / Snasy:
Hey peeps, what do you think of the 'game' you're playing after what Fresh told you?
Also, just curious; Snasy what have you previously been doing on the dark web?! *I hold my hands in front of me in an incredulous manner*
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Q1 (Snasy) *So far, the Games pretty interesting. Now that we can make our oc's i hope we can do the friendship thing. I hope i was just imagining things when i felt like i was possessing Chara ... it's kinda creepy how realistic the interactions are. (they reverse over the last sentence and submit their answer)
Q1 (Spiffy) *I like how the fight's are more like Deltarune. It controls really well, but i'm sad there is no wall dance. It was funny for Fresh to call us aliens. The fact that Fate was mentioned makes me think she might be the last boss or something. If this is a fgod game, the bad guys need ALL the hugs. Harrish6's story is a - (they ran out of space for the reply)
"You writing an essay over there?" Snasy asked when Spiffy was taking a while.
"Shut it." They replied good naturedly. "Pretty sure the developer is asking for feedback. Wouldn't be very nice to be too short."
Q2: Only Snasy received the second question. The hair on the back of their neck went on end. They began typing.
*I'd rather not say. But if that's unsatisfactory, it started as stupid attempt at impressing my parent's. Now I do it to validate my abilities to myself. (Like before, they delete the last sentence)
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XTheXAzuraXDragonX to Lust:
Lust. My dude. Do you actually know anyone back in UnderLust that has a baby/young child? If so, how is that?
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"oh!" Lust boats proudly. "there are two kids in snowdin. bonny and mk. the innkeeps kid and the zard's kid. everyone keeps an eye out for them and lends their support. bonny's still very young. as for how ..." Lust smirked, tilting his head. "i'm sure you're aware of the 'birds and the bees'~?"
He chuckled. "same premise, only far more unlikely. the eternally horney thing was gaster's serums trade off for even that small increase of a chance to conceive. without it, monsters would die out eventually. in underlust, that is."
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XTheXAzuraXDragonX to Ink:
Ink, I just wanted to say. I feel for you. Families suck.
Especially mothers in your case.
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"Okay??" Ink said confused. "Thanks? But I think Fresh will be a fine brother. Besides, I don't have ... a ..." The ghost of a memory plays at the back of his skull. "I, uh." He stumble over his words, not as sure as he usually would be. "I don't have a mum." His eye lights turned to question marks. "Right ...?"
Ink throws up.
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XTheXAzuraXDragonX to Sci:
How would you feel if the fourth wall was broken...?
*Gives Sci The Flex Tape*
Here. You seem like one of the more responsible ones.
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Sci looked from you to the flex tape, then back to you confused and worried.
"what wall?? why did you give me tape??" His voice went up an octave. "can someone explain??? why do i have to be the responsible one!?"
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KKKJAVIER to Classic:
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
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(A/N: There were 63 other jokes of a similar caliber and 5 more comments as filler "cause of the number."(69)
... please do not do this again, my non-binary pal. In thought, it was a cool idea - in practice, it made going through my inbox a lot harder than it was.
Reader's, please do not get mad at them over this. We all make mistakes. And it really was an understandable one to make in excitement.)
(on with the ask)
Sans was 'woken' from his nap when the voice stopped making jokes. He cracked open a socket.
"oh. heh. good one. ones." He amended. "might have to use them on papyrus instead of the usual story." He closed his socket, getting more comfy in his station.
" null offence, but i think you're trying too hard on the jokes. take it from me and be a little lazier." He opened his sockets, peering over the counter. "the way icey it, the lazy way tends to be the most efficient." He closed his sockets again with a shrug, setting his pun sign down. "but what do i snow . i'm just some numbskull ."
It was at that moment a pile of snow fell from the trees above burying his station, as he, himself, was still inside.
"... ok. i know i meant that literally but, like." His head popped out of the massive snow puff. "not that literally."
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GlitchTheDemon to Me:
Are you going to include other AUs? in the future for example Storyshift or Epictale? I think a meeting between Epic and Fresh would be pretty interesting XD. love the story so far, keep up the good work!
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Yeah, there's gonna be more XD also going to add a few Outcode cameo's as well. Which one's? You'll find out.
Thanks for the love! *hugs* I'm doing things as fast as circumstances allow and I hope you can bear to be a little patient at times. Life's unpredictable.
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poz_yo_ke_ze to Lust:
Lust dear- protect Fresh very well, or else you're going to have the protection squad behind you-
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Lust makes a moke offended huff, hand to his sternum. "of course i will! It takes a village to raise a kid, after all." A wink. "later cutie~"
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poz_yo_ke_ze to Error:
I'm just going to say: everything will get better, resist please >3
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Error looks at you, before down with a sigh. "... y-y-y-you can't promise that ... but I c-c-c-can try."
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CrusaderOf_memes to Fresh:
Do you like cults? Care to join one? We have 7 members so far.
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"Nah man." Fresh said. "I'm a free spirit, broseph. Not one for much of that radical religion stuff." Fresh smirked, having somehow overheard the conversation that wasn't part of the Ask. "Enjoy your ghost hunting, homeslice."
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JacklynQueen to Error:
Yo Error! Have you seen the new colorful skele, yet? Did you know he is Ink's bro?
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"Hmm-m-m-m?" Error said looking up from his knitting. "Oh. The g-g-g-guy on the couch at the party. He's hard t-t-t-to miss. Ink's b-b-b-brother, huh ..." A look of hurt briefly crossed his face, before being replaced with a neutral expression. "G-G-G-Good for him. If Blue's fine with h-h-h-him at the castle, then it's p-p-p-probably fine."
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JacklynQueen to Fate, Destiny, Luck, Karma, Void, Chaos, Time and Space.
@ deities : do y'all really have nothing better to do than watch? Don't y'all have like, important shiz you're supposed to be doin'???
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Time looks up from his phone where he's playing Minecraft multiplayer with Chaos. Void watching over their shoulder in interest at the game.
"If it's not scripted, we're notified." Time explained. "We're basically on call, 24/7 with no holidays other than April 1st. Then it's my job to Reset the day so that no permanent damage happens, should it come to that." A side eye at Fates direction. "Other than that, it's basically meddling. Which then dominos into too many of us meddling to fix it."
Fate huffs. "I'm not meddling if I'm in charge! And that's just a myth. If it's within my power then clearly it's part of the job. Especially when it comes to our Chosen and Children."
Void looks up with a calculatedly calm tone. <It's within my power to end this Multiverse.> A dark smile. <Should I test your theory?>
Fate tensed. "I-"
Void scowled down at her.
<For all you know, I already have. Who's to say we've not had this discussion before ...? But who cares, right?> His voice steeped with bitter sarcasm as he looked through her. <It's 'within my power' after all ...>
Fate fled the Ask Room.
<Coward.> Then he muttered. <Should have done that last time.>
Most everyone in the room was nervous after the exchange. Though Time didn't seem surprised. Then again he already went back to Minecraft. He was looting Chaos's house as they were distracted.
<I'm kidding, of course.>
The room took a collective sigh before continuing their explanation.
Destiny spoke with a small frown. "... Deity Magic needs time to settle or it could threaten to unravel what we're trying to protect. The stronger the magic and deity, the longer the cool down." Destiny sighed. "It's why I can't simply override my sister. Well ..." there was a glint in her eyes. "Not immediately."
Karma smirked and tagged on. "If one's work aids in another's job, well, the task is a lot more likely to succeed. Management tends to favour the balance when possible."
"And that's where I come in." Lady Luck gave a self confident smile. "My job is to aid in the probability of success." She made a wide gesture. "Where Fate is a chain, Destiny your choice, my job is chance. Though not as powerful as those two, with a little aid, it's amazing what a little bit of Luck can manage."
Karma inclined his head. "We are blessed by your cooperation." He then nudged Chaos, missing the slightly flushed look Luck hid behind her ice tea.
"Yeah, yeah." Chaos said, trying to steal their stuff back from Time using a creeper cannon. "I create opportunities normally not accessible. Basically the three of us are the means, motive and opportunity of the Multiverse and-" Digital explosions and Times sound of dismay are barely acknowledged. "-could theoretically get away with sooo many crimes -"
Karma gave their head a light chop.
"What? Am I wrong~?" They gave a cheeky smirk and eyebrow raise.
Space was sitting in a meditative position, with eyes closed. "Unlike these free loader's, I have my hands full preventing AU collisions. I make anywhere between, like, twenty and fifty adjustments a day to prevent unscripted crossovers and collapses." He opens one eye to look at Void pointedly. "Something that's a lot easier to predict with my map. One that still hasn't been returned."
<Ah. Apologies.> Void set it beside Space.
"Thank you." Space went back to his meditation.
Chaos looked around before sighing and turning back to the Asker.
"So long answer short, no." Chaos said, adding lightning rods to Times creeper farm. "Other than me, they literally have nothing to do other than wait and watch for the most part. I'm the only one who can physically enter the Multiverse as a god. The rest are limited by their Deity Rank."
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RainyTownTime to Lust:
*Gently pats Lust* father
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He's clearly amused, but is blushing a little regardless. "i'm not father material darling."
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Truenote to Me:
How do you make your characters not feel OOC?
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Experience with method acting my dear friendo!
It takes at least a small amount of empathy and the ability to really put oneself in the position of the characters - not just the protagonists. If you understand the basics of their personality, the rest can be built as you go. A good way to practice this is to give a couple varying 'what if' situations for a character(s), to test your understanding.
What if there was a big red button titled 'do not press?' What if they were given kindness/hate? What if they were put in charge?
Huh ... just realised Asks are technically all 'what if' scenarios as well.
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Truenote to Fresh:
How big of a prank can you pull off?
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Without missing a beat he said. "/gift @everyone 1 exploding furby."
Fresh tilted his head, raising an eyebrow.
"Now that @everyone be all unlocked I can up an' prank on a multiversal scale, muh radical dude. But tha's pretty low effort and lame." He smirked. "I'd rather put a little more effort into it for the lucky chosen few, yo."
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Truenote to Destiny:
What exactly happened to error for him to end up as error?
I don't think Fate would answer and I don't think error remembers.
Do you know?
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"W-well ..." Destiny flustered. "The blame is partially mine." She sighed.
"I got indecisive with some decisions and accidentally included a few contradictions to his code. He was a moody youngster." She spoke fondly. "But beneath that all, he was and is a kind soul."
She began to fidget as her expression became distant.
"Fate later exploited the contradictions in order to shape him to her new will when Ink complained about his job. It shattered his soul and fractured his memories. It was then that he truly became an 'Error' and no longer - well." She stopped herself. "That name is dead now. He's chosen to keep the new one, which I will respect."
Destiny gave a soft smile. "He's my little miracle. I'm so proud of his ability to adapt and continue to fight on when things seem hopeless. He deserves better ... I'm glad he could keep his creative spark despite everything."
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Truenote to Nightmare:
Are there any moments of your life that you think are odd?
Actually what do you think is odd? You are a magical skeleton who is also the guardian of negativity so what is normal to you?
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"My life is an assortment of oddities and peculiarities." Nightmare deadpans. "Normalcy is an illusion and a construct of society, it was never an option for me; one abandoned by it." He gave a small smile. "But were that not so, I would not have met my boys."
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Truenote to Error:
Hey Error, how long has it been since you began sewing things?
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Error looked around the room to make sure Fate couldn't eavesdrop.
He took a slow breath of relief before answering.
"My m-m-m-mom taught me when I was young, so it's h-h-h-hard to say. Ink and I were always m-m-m-making things back then." He gave a gentle smile. "... though I did need to r-r-r-remind Ink the value of negative spaces in an art piece. Let a v-v-v-viewer fill in their own interpretations and such. He p-p-p-pushed right back at me to make more intricate d-d-d-designs for my dolls."
His smile turned sad.
"Life was g-g-g-good."
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Truenote to Fate:
Why do you do the things you do?
No really stop and think about what you have done so far to end up like this?
I mean your sister may have broke a promise but not everyone is perfect.
It's all in the past after all.
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"How dare - how dare you bring that promise into this!" Fate seethed and screeched. "Do you even know what that promise was!?"
A genuinely hurt expression crossed her face.
"She said-" Her voice cracked. "She said I could do the right thing! That she would support me and my choices - whatever they be." Tears started to form. "She said ... we were inseparable."
Fate looked away.
"She lied." A tear stained glare. "And now, I'm the 'bad guy.' If that's what everyone wants ... so be it." Fate is acting aloof. "That's their choice after all. Something tier keen on making."
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Truenote to Luck:
What is the luckiest event you have ever seen happen?
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"Speedrunners with good RNG." Luck smiled. "Luck comes down to chance, and as most things tend to be scripted, Players and Hackers with no luck value are, ironically, the ones that experience the most luck."
She took a sip of ice tea.
"Ever see a natural Dog Marriage Skip? Or a near perfect TASgore?" she leaned in with a large smile. "Such a thrilling game of chance~"
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Truenote to Me:
So how many times a day is the fourth wall broken?
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*Me with dark marks under my eyes, flex taped to the ceiling*
Wall? What Wall?? Was that a thing I was supposed to maintain???
*chuckles looking at future plans*
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LunarianoftheVoid to Error:
For Error, "There are multiple multiverses and multiple Errors, I want to know what kind of Error you are, like do you consider yourself insane or does the job of destruction need to be done for the sake of the multiverse. Also most of the Multiverse Errors like chocolate so I want to give you some, hope you enjoy!"
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Error scratched his cheek bone with a single phalange, looking away.
"That's uh. K-K-K-Kinda a lot to just spring on a person. But I g-g-g-guess it does make some kind of sense?" He shrugged, munching on the chocolate as he spoke.
"Definitely doing d-d-d-destruction because it's necessary. Used to be more of a c-c-c-commission situation, but Fate had to go and r-r-r-ruin that. Was a little insane because of her t-t-t-too, but I'm a lot more stable with memories of b-b-b-before returning. Still have to k-k-k-keep up a little bit of an act at times." He rubbed his sternum with a grimace. "I'll n-n-n-never be who I was though."