hey so here's some things I'd like to say before reading
-THIS 100% SATIRE
-if martin walls himself says he's uncomfortable with this kinda stuff then this will be deleted immediately.
-this is a fake ship created by me (clownish he/they/xe) and my ibf robyn (they/he), the official authors/illustrators
-any fanart or extra art would be appreciated and used in future chapters with credit and permission before posting.
-if u would like to be an illustrator dm me on insta @hey.clownish and you'll be notified when a new chapter is being written,what it's about and drawings can't really take over 2 days:)
-me and them are both minors so no NSFW request please<3
that's basically it, enjoy reading!!
(literally wrote this 5 times and it's 3am sorry if this sounds to straight forward)