Stand by Teddy Duchamp

Shut up

When we got to the junkyard, I went looking in the junkyard man's office to see if there was any food (there wasn't) and when I was done, I walked back to where they were sitting, listening to the radio and talking. I kind of stopped for a couple of minutes to hear what they were saying, I know that sounds creepy but I mean who doesn't ease drop? And Teddy said "Hey, have you guys been watching the Mickey Mouse Club lately?" They all agreed and Teddy continued "I think Anette's tits are getting bigger (with a giggle)" I thought that was pretty funny of him to say that. Anyways, when I got back, we all just started talking about who was going to get the food, we were all arguing for a minute until Cris said "let's just flip for it" Gordie handed each of us a coin and we flipped. We all had tails, of course the pussy of the gang (vern) had to complain and he said it was a goocher and it was bad luck, and we all just flipped again. Gordie was the odd one out. When Gordie was the only one with heads up, Teddy started teasing Gordie about how he lost. Teddy: Gordie looses old Gordie just screwed the pooch *laughing*
Gordie: does the word retracted mean anything to you?
Teddy: just go get the provisions you morphadite
Gordie: don't call me any of your mothers pet names.
Teddy: what a wet end you are Lachance
Gordie: SHUT UP!
After Gordie snapped back with that, we all said "I don't shut up, I grow up and when I look at you I throw up"
After that, Gordie said "and then your mother comes around the corner and she licks it up" finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard. Gordie went to get the food while we all sat around waiting on the junkyard.