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LANDO
ma'am i have a very
quick question for u
QUEENIE
oo fun!! i love trivia
LANDO
do u play golf
QUEENIE
DO I LOOK LIKE-
LANDO
okay it may have been
a dumb question on
my behalf
QUEENIE
"may have"
LANDO
u know what
LANDO
block me back
LANDO
i hate u
QUEENIE
now i know for a fact
that that's a lie
LANDO
it's the truth
LANDO
i would put my hand on
a bible and say it again
QUEENIE
📖 do it
LANDO
what
QUEENIE
do it bitch
QUEENIE
swear it
LANDO
no
QUEENIE
bc ur LYING
LANDO
no
LANDO
bc that's not a bible
LANDO
i said i'd swear on
the bible
QUEENIE
it's a hypothetical bible
LANDO
ur face is a hypothetical
bible 😒
QUEENIE
ooo burn
LANDO
shut up
QUEENIE
why did u wanna know
if i play golf??
LANDO
nothing for nosy
QUEENIE
i will combust if u dont
tell me immediately
LANDO
oh well in that case
QUEENIE
i'm waiting
LANDO
i was gonna ask if u
wanted to meet up
QUEENIE
and go golfing?
LANDO
pls ridicule me more
QUEENIE
i see why u like
bullying me so much
QUEENIE
this is fun 🥰
LANDO
oh my god shut up and
just get kitted up for
golfing
QUEENIE
when he demanding 😫
LANDO
queenie i will murder u
with mY BARE HANDS
QUEENIE
dream come true
LANDO
im begging u to just get
ready so i can pick u up
and we can meet each
other in person
QUEENIE
lando, babe, i'm not
going golfing
QUEENIE
i refuse
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LANDONORRIS damn, worst shot of the day... ⛳️
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QUEENIEGEORGE i won
↳ LANDONORRIS u didnt win
QUEENIEGEORGE lando brought, no joke, 600 balls with him just so he could have a better chance at getting a good shot on film... this is his try at lucky ball number 600
↳ LANDONORRIS why are u lying to three
million people???
QUEENIEGEORGE i can see why adventure golf was created now...
USER1 i thought lando was seeing the other girl out of this friendship group??
USER2 who tf is queenie
USER3 he took her to play golf... we've lost him girls
LOLAOLIVIA ahhh so this is why u kidnapped queenie
LOLAOLIVIA u got some good hip movement for an OAP, i must say
↳ LANDONORRIS we are literally the same age-
USER4 crying and throwing up rn
CARAREED it's the abrupt cut off as queenie starts to scream "FORE" for me
↳ LANDONORRIS she's been banned from the
club for 'excessive noise' and 'disrupting other
players'
↳ QUEENIEGEORGE i didn't wanna be part
of their stupid club anyway 😒
MAXFEWTRELL how many times did queenie nearly knock u out with her clubs
↳ LANDONORRIS too many times to count😅
USER5 how does it feel to live MY dream QUEENIEGEORGE
NOTES !
i think next chapter will have irl so we'll
get lando & queenie in the fleshhhh
big up #LANDIE