Friend 1: Enjoying your muffin?
Friend 2: Yes. Where are you?
Friend 1: That's not important.
Friend 1: What does that muffin taste like?
Friend 2: Blueberry.
Friend 1: And?
Friend 2: That's it. Blueberry.
Friend 1: And...
Friend 2: DID YOU LICK THIS???
Friend 1: Like a LOLLIPOP LMFAO