ELEVEN ;
drama queen(s)
messages !
WIL<3
hi :)
EV☀️
WIL<3
STOP IT
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW
EV☀️
wilbur
how would I know that you've
stolen someone else's identity
HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW THAT
WIL<3
evelyn
I didn't steal anyone's identity
EV☀️
good
identity theft is a crime you know
WIL<3
i'm aware
my legal name is Will though so I guess technically you haven't been calling me by my imposter name
EV☀️
WHY DID YOU INTRODUCE
YOURSELF AS WILBUR THEN IDIOT
WIL<3
IDK ITS JUST WHAT I GO BY USUALLY
EV☀️
okay fine WILL
how about you explain
WHY YOU LET ME BELIEVE
TOMMY WAS YOUR
BROTHER???????
WIL<3
he is my brother in everything
but blood so I guess I never really
felt the need to clarify? I don't know but the fact that he's not blood related to me clearly is not an issue considering i've heard from him that you two have been gossiping together
EV☀️
of course it wouldn't be an issue
IT WAS JUST EMBARRASSING
WIL<3
Techno thought it was funny
And I KNOW tommy will NEVER
let me live it down
I think I might have been more
embarrassed than you were Evs
EV☀️
don't invalidate my
embarrassment "Wilbur"
WIL<3
IM NOT
YOUR EMBARRASSMENT
WAS PERFECTLY VALID SHUT UP
EV☀️
i'm just messing with you :D
WIL<3
😐
and everyone calls ME the dramatic one
EV☀️
you are.
Oh Clay says hello btw
WIL<3
hello dream
wait
have you seen his face?
EV☀️
um
...yes?
why?
WIL<3
hm
very interesting
EV☀️
is that
do people not know
what he looks like ??
WIL<3
nope
i don't believe many people
have seen what he looks like
George likes to say he hasn't but
i'm not sure about that one
EV☀️
don't believe a word that
comes out of that snakes mouth
he's literally at my house right
now facetiming Clay because
my internet is "better"
I think he's just clingy but
that's just me
WIL<3
I see
thanks for the invite :(
EV☀️
you are literally coming over
to my house in less than 48 hours
WIL<3
are you saying i'm not
allowed to see you before then???
one second let me look up withdrawal symptoms real quick
EV☀️
wil
WIL<3
i'm feeling ill Evs
aches and pains and
i'm so hot yet so cold
i'm hallucinating
I must be
I'm seeing you in my living room
but you're at your house laughing at my suffering
I might be sick
i'm going to throw up all over my new couch
EV☀️
STOP
IF YOU WANTED TO HANG
OUT THATS ALL YOU HAD TO SAY
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TRY
AND GUILT ME
WIL<3
I want to hang out :D
EV☀️
sorry, can't
too busy laughing at your
suffering from my house
WIL<3
are you making fun of me
EV☀️
absolutely
WIL<3
careful Evelyn
I might fall in love
with you if you keep that up
EV☀️
oh no :/
cant have that now can we
WIL<3
;)
but actually are free to
hang out tonight?
EV☀️
always :)
WIL<3
okay awesome
cool cool cool
meet me at Sals around 7ish?
EV☀️
...are you suggesting we break
it to my work to hang out?
WIL<3
no
maybe
EV☀️
i'm going to stand you up then
I would never betray Sals trust
WIL<3
IM KIDDING
where I want to go is not
too far from there :)
EV☀️
okay...
i'm trusting you here
just know that if you try and
make me break into Sals I WILL
commit many crimes and it won't
be breaking and entering
WIL<3
noted
EV☀️
okay good
would've been arson by the way
and it would've been your house
WIL<3
lovely.
See you at 7?
EV☀️
unless I get abducted on my way there
by aliens
i'll only put up a fight if they're
ugly and slimy and disgusting
WIL<3
you have very high standards
for potential alien partners
EV☀️
I know my worth
WIL<3
as you should
anyways i'll see you at 7 :) I've been ignoring Tommy's discord calls for a while now
EV☀️
oh believe me i'm MORE than aware
he's been spamming me
the entire time we've been talking
something along the lines of "stop hogging wilbur you selfish bitch"
followed by like 20 apologies
WIL<3
sounds about right
EV☀️
this is george. stop interrupting
my evie time this is highly
unacceptable and I am NOT okay
with this
stop messaging her right
this instant or i'm taking
her to florida with me
this is a threat.
WIL<3
gogy 🥰
EV☀️
Literally get lost
in the nicest way possible
WIL<3
ugh fine
tell her I said bye
EV☀️
sorry can't
bye FROM GEORGE