What the fuck is life??????(d...

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I honestly don't know what to call this story or a summary if u think of one let me know but this is a list o... Viac

Lets go from futuer to past
Hewo
Intarigation
Oh shit
What!!!!!!!
Baby kitten mine now bitch
Thank you ......
Fuck school so very much
A/n
Finding a way for izuku to sleep
Shoping with paws
Hitoshi birthday party
Idea of breaking the internet
Wake up call
One two three and oop
Cupcakes
More background information on characters
Woooo

Hopitlaedtiy to recoveyr and lerning more Green bean secrets :)

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Od sleepy_cat80

A/n

Sho sho pov

I woke up to something on my chest and curled up next to me I open my eyes to a bright room before blinking a couple of times before my eyes readjusted to the light before looking down at a freen fluff and hearing soft snores "hey looks like someone is awake" I look over and see Natsuo "hey there bi fuck" I say smiling a little as I look down then realized holy fuck he's sleeping my face went to a shocked "why do u look so shocked" leabo sis said "he's sleeping" I say still in shock "he is why wouldn't he be" president mic said " he hasn't slept in 1 month and maybe longer" I said and snuggled closer to him and he did the same while gasp can be herd all throughout the room before the door slide open and here comes the bunny

Straight to my sister and dad decided to make a joke "so dose anyone like girls" Natsuo strugged well we hear a sigh "yes" and that came from sister "your lesbian and didn't tell me" I say in desbliefe and dabi walks trough the door with a thing of nuggets "your gay and didn't tell me" he said looking at me "did Natsuo tell you he was bi" I say looking at Natsuo "I didn't figure out you where gay 10 years ago" Natsuo said looking at dabi I look around and see purple troolll drinking coffee like it's tea and president mic just munching on popcorn- where did he get that never mind that he's sharing it with rabbit face- "holy shit fuyumia are you dating miruko" I say looking at her she nods " holy shit I knew it" I look down at the green fluff on my chest that spoke that "how long have you been awake for love" I asked kinda sad because he needs rest and he was just sleeping "uhh ever since you said hey there bi fuck" he repeated back " any how I fucken knew it when I was walking I saw mirko pin fuymia so kinda figured" he explains making my sister and bunny bitch blush and everyone turned to them "so how long has this been going on" (me trying not to get Charlie puth flashbacks of that one song how long) izu says taking a sip of tea- "where tf did u get the tea from izu" I whispered into his ear "idk it just appeared so im assuming from magic" he whispers back

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after fyumia and miiriko came back to normal "uh I would say a month or two" miriko said "damn rather rude you didn't tell me im your fucken best friend miriko I feel betrayed" hawks said complaining and being the dramatic bitch he is was fake crying I look down at izu to see him playing with a kitten "kinda mad at you ghost but very thankful for you" izu said making everyone look at him "what do u mean by that zu" president mic said "well uh I found out he snuck into to school and when I decided to fake sleep until everyone got there and ghost decided it would be a good idea to sleep on my head and mimic me and the class was paying action to me and called me cute" izu said taking a breathe and continue to speak " after I was getting called cut Bakubitch decided to disturb me and was asking why I had a cat on my head when I didn't respond ghost decided to scratch his cheek before go back into my shirt and he used his quirk on me" Aizu said damn I really am going to kill this bitch is what some people where thing

he yawned before leaning more into me "by any chance want to explain what else happened" I ask he nodded " so the part with allmight before I was walking to back home after seeing the pinning incident" he said making two people blush in the room "I had gotten attach by the slug villain where bitch might saved me and slapped me awake since I obviously passed out he was gonna go but I jumped onto him where he told me to let go of him when we where in mid air when I told him that he jumped onto a near by roof where I asked him if someone quirkiness be a hero he said no and that I should go for something more realistic before leaving me on roof and he jumped away" he said making everyone gasp and most of us to let out angry huff

(I am gonna predict the future since I never edit these but this is gonna be about 2,000 word chapter to im betting nothing im a Broke bitch or uraka right now:( now ima go cry )

he continued his explanation "after that incident I was on my way into the city to get snacks for me and sho shos usual meet up when the sludge villain had appeared and was apparently taken a hostage which happened to be bakuhoe..." he said trailing it off the last part "so since the hero's weren't doing much I decided hey why not be a fucken hero and have him breathe at less also all might was in the crowed doing nothing until I ran in and saved bakubitch but all sigh thad to get the credit he deserves did the final blow and punched the villain which ended up also punching me so I had either a broken arm or sprained arm but the thing is bakubitch had burned me in the same arm earlier that fay" he said how tf can he do that in one breathe but I can tell everyone is mad by there face expression "yup I ended getting yelled at by everyone they didn't even notice my arm but I yelled back at them a left and I was decided to go to the store closes to where we live or go to targay and hope we don't get kicked out when all might appears and told me I should take his quirk when I refused he got mad and tried to force a piece of his hair into me and u know the rest..............." and he pass out damn now everyone hates bitch might I mean who wouldn't after that "damn it" the purple boy said "we can't do anything since all might is the number one hero" he continued he isn't wrong can't do anything but the tv wa on the news

new reporter:after seeing what looked like all might was attacking pro hero to get to green fluff of a person but we are here with all might, now all might why where u attacking pro hero's to get this green hair person

all bitch: it was not me it was a villain that can shift shape into people we have already arrested them so do not fear why because I am here

news reporter: well now you hear it jokes it was a villain that caused this

and we tired it off and boom some Pompeian person came in and causing iu cuddle closer to me "where is Izuku" they yelled making Izuku wake up some how and turn to see who was looking for him before saying " auntie mitzuki" causing the woman to look are way "Izuku honey are u ok I saw on the news what happened " she said running over to us and hugging him before a man with brown hair walked in " im deeply sorry for my wife yelling and bargaining in with to permission" he apologizes and bows the woman lets go of izu making him cuddle back into me and she looks up at me and around "im so Sorry I didn't realize that there where people in here" the women says "we where already here because of my son when we saw on the tv what was happening" she said before I believe his name is Aizawa spook up "its fine but are you related with Izuku" he asked the woman "no... me and his mother where best friends and I soon herd what had happened I would have visited but idk where he was ah im sorry we forgot to introduce ourselves my name mitzuki Bakugou and my husband marson Bakugou " when she said Bakugou im pretty sure everyone tense up " oh im shoot Todoroki" I said before everyone else started to introduce themselves

(Realized a mistake im not fixing plus this is new I got a lap top so I might do most of my writing on here so it autocorrects a lot sorry and I don't know how old they are I have to go back and check )

the adults where talking and Izuku ended up going back to sleep somehow it was nice and peaceful "so how long have you to known each other" marson asked me "ohh we've known each other since we where 5 we met each other we weren't in best of state" I said im 11 so for me its been 6 years and for Izuku its 5 years.

after a while they left to go to there son and to even think there son was here the one that is bullying my love and is hurting my Izu I mean at least the parents know where dating and im glad they support us and the funny part is that Bakuhoe parents are famous fashion designers Idk how I didn't recognize the name I mean I literally where there clothes ahhhhhh internal scream but the adults are talking so I is gonna sleep

Tim skip to out of hospital which was a week damn I can't stay in a place for that long

izukus pov

I got realized from the hospital im glad im out of there I mean I was the only one left so now im on prescriptions or meds yayyyy im I right so med are anxiety, antibiotics, pain relief, adhd, anti depression,and insomia yayyy geting drugs for life but I thought they said don't do drugs it won't help you but clearly they do but now I have ghost as an emotional pet thing or guard kitten so she comes with me everywhere and not only that toshi and sho are transferring into my school:) so this is gonna be fun and lots of problems but I didn't tell toshi this but monomo and kaminari go to my school I barly found out during lunch I went to the roof and saw the two so this well be a lot of drama but im now getting a piggy back ride by sho side my foot hurts a little bit along with my arm but the doctors said it would be normal and would hurt for a while so that's nice

but sho decided hell take me shopping for hoodies my bad I stele all his hoodies so he's buying some more for him but I can get some chokers since there pretty cool if I do say so myself but besides the point we made it to the store and he got some sweaters and hoodies while I got a white pair of shorts and a chocker and some red dye for clothes so yayyyyyy im I right but I managed to convince Aizawl and hizashi to let sho sleep over so im happy

time skip to next day since I haven't a clue what to do fo the day also shorts ima draw and well be shown at the bottom of this:)

I got my phone and it was 5am so I got up well after unwrapping shos arm around my waist and move hie hand from my thigh before moving to my closet and putting on my uniform for school when I was gonna get my phone when I noticed that sho was awake and looking at me with a slight blush before I turned red and quickly grabbed the other pair of uniform before throwing it at sho and quickly and quietly left the room and went straight (gay) to the kitchen to calm down and catch my breathe and started to make breakfast but a classic American dish for breakfast pancakes eggs and bacon with some toast and for drinks orange juice coffee and tea

after I finished I went to my room where I saw sho in his uniform I walk over to him and hugged him and kissed his lips " good morning sho I love u sho and breakfast is ready" I said leaving not before sho said "good morning Izu and thanks" he said smiling I smiled back and went to toshi room and woke hime up telling him to get ready and breakfast was ready all he did was hum in acknowledgment before I left and told Aizawa and Yamada

we didn't leave until it was 7 and class starts at 7:30 leaving us to get there in 30 so we started to walk and get to know toshi even more now where infant of the gates when I remembered ghost and how I forgot her before hearing a meow from behind us and it was ghost I quickly put her on my head and showed the two the principal office and went to my classs





These are the shorts izuku mAde and the shorts I drew not the best when it comes to drawing but when it's fashion I got it in the bag which is why I'm taking fashion not arts :) also you know how there are those cool people that drink tea and coffee*looking at nezu and Momo and Aizawl and hitoshi* I hate both of those and you need that to be cool I also don't drink energy drinks so the only thing that is keeping me alive is apple juice,sweet koolaid and caparisons so yay life but that's it bye have a great day gender a gender non-binary binary mix gender or confused/don't know xer pronouns dosnt matter since we are people(creatures that breathe and move)





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