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i recommend that you read book one first (Not all are original,credits to their owners)join them on their adv... More

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ariel(bp)
shopping list(loona)
phones(iz)
elsa(tw)
blood(rv)
rob(itz)
Kidnapper(iz)
90 degrees(tw)
kill(loona)
Mr cuddles(iz)
maknaes and leaders (3)
baby mina(tw)
quiet(itz)
Group1
Group2
Group3
babysitting(iz)
Jokes(tw)
Group 4 (end)
called(loona)
kids
milk(iz,tw,itz,bp)
aespa(rv)
fruit(bp)
funny(rv)
joyri(rv)
fall(iz)
the squad
the squad(2)
the squad(3)
the squad(4)
the squad(5)
killer(iz)
rosé(bp)
cookies(loona)
yeri(rv)
wonyoung(iz)
the meeting
the babies pt 1 (loona,rv,bp)
the babies pt 1(iz,itz,tw)
the babies pt 2(loona,itz)
the babies pt 2(rv,iz)
the babies pt 2(bp,tw)
summon
leader things
kim lip
common sense
Christmas disaster pt1
Christmas disaster pt 2
goods
Yeojin
advice (aespa and rv)
head count(aespa)
winter(aespa)
guilty (everglow)
fall in love?(mamamoo)
love(rv)
forgetting(everglow)
bad girls(loona)
clone(tw)
ryulia(itz)
moonbyul(mamamoo)
2yeon(feat.jyp artists )
hyewon(iz)
Lisa
overcharged
valentines
A/N izone
lullaby lady(iz)
Leg day(loona)
Water[everglow]
good wife(mamamoo)
phone(rv)
satanise(stayc)
Bio (itz)
problem(bp)
Jitzu
ID(iz)
Positivity (aespa)
Scared(mamamoo)
smell(everglow)
Hot chocolate (twice)
Neck(itz)
Maknae Lina(aespa)
Dora(bp)
English(rv)
bad day(loona)
Hwasa
bird(iz)
Announcement
poll
Sleep(everglow)
Bag(Dc ft. loona)
tik tok(rv)
Moonbyul
The babies (loona)
Haseul
the babies pt3 (rv,bp)
Bells (dc)
Fire trucks (bp)
PTT loona
Feet (Kard)
Lia(itz) + 1 year anniversary
Magic(everglow)
Grammar (mamamoo)
Kids updated
Drunk? (iz)
Its'C (weekly)
Short:a presentation(dc,twice)
Money(rv)
pOsiTivItY(mamamoo)
Roll?(twice)
Izonee :D
Weapon(loona)
One thing (itz)
Burn( +1)
Xiaorina (gp99)
Gay
Quiet (fromis9)
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chair

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Aley[aka me]:*rewatching clips from gp 999 for therapy*

Aley's braincell:Should we just finish the book?

Aley:I'm on a break

Aley's braincell:We're at part 121

Aley:
Aley's mind:so you should finish it

Aley:but-
Aley's braincell:DO IT

Aley:BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR CONTENT

Aley's braincell:WELL LOOK AROUND WHAT DO YOU SEE

Aley:a chair

Aley's braincell:poof ✨content✨

Aley:...
Aley:IT'S A CHAIR HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO-

What Idols from different groups would do with a chair.

Aley:Don't ask-

Sana:[would somehow trips over the chair]

Jihyo:but the chair was on the other side of the room HOW TF-

Winter:[sees the chair]

Ningning:you thinking what I'm thinking

Winter:👀
Ningning:👀

1 hour later

Karina:YOU TRIED TO BREAK OPEN A BANK VAULT WITH A CHAIR??!?!

Ningter:yeah...

Giselle:[enjoying the scene]

Yeri:Wtf am i supposed to do with this
Yeri:[stares at the chair]

Yeri:[throws the chair at seulgi]

Seulgi[barely dodged it]:WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Yeri:[shrugs]

Lisa:a chair, hmmmmmmmmm
[jumps over it]

later

Jennie:and here we are at the hospital

Lisa:totally worth it

Nako:[stands on the chair]

Nako:Wow the air is nice up here

Hyeju:A chair, seriously a chair

Hyeju:I can't even kill anyone with this

Hyeju:or can I-

a few minutes later

Yves:SON HYEJU STOP CHASING ME WITH THAT CHAIR

Hyeju:I JUST WANNA SEE SOMETHING NOW STOP RUNNING

Hwasa:[stares at the chair]
             [walks away]

E:U:Now you all must look up to me

Aisha:[kicks the chair E:U is standing on]

E:U:[on the ground]

Dami:[sits on the chair and reads a book like a normal person]

Lia:[stands on the chair to nag at yuna]

Jisun:this is a chair

Jiwon:what if i-

Jisun:no

Jiwon:I haven't even said anything

Jisun:and?

Jiwon:[stands on the chair and starts twerking]

Jisun:...

Wenzhe:I do not need this chair

Xiaoting:why

Wenzhe:Because I am a stand up comedian

Xiaoting:...

Wenzhe:(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞




Aley:So I'm wrapping up book 2 and book3 probably won't be out this year-
[depends but eh] anygays i hope you enjoyed this chat and thats it.Thank you so much for reading this trash of a book and um

Happy New Year!


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