Once you take the booty home, you'll realize how much you've grown to know the booty. How much you've learned to love the booty. How much you really care. Well, once you enter through the door, it's typical, and completely okay, to just forget all knowledge about the booty and attack it. Attack it lovingly, not viciously. Make sure it doesn't think of you as an animal, just a graceful flamingo doing some exploring.
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By Scarz17
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