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TWENTY NINE: IT'S A FRIENDSHIP THING!
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group chat ━━ girlz n motion
[ 6 participants ]
the first shadysider . . . sarah
dr. darcy lewis . . . darcy
sarah's gf (REAL) . . . allison
lydia deetz . . . lydia
not nick wilde . . . kira
mean girls' pr manager . . . malia
dr. darcy lewis
hello girlies how's everyone
doing today!!!
the first shadysider
darcy being nice? that's new
dr. darcy lewis
you don't have to say that every time
i'm remotely polite you know
the first shadysider
yes i do
it's such a rare occurrence
like a blue moon or getting struck
by lightning
dr. darcy lewis
you're so needlessly dramatic
and anyways there are no men here of
course i'm nice now!!
the first shadysider
ok ok i can get on board with that
dr. darcy lewis
thank you for your cooperation
wait who changed our names
lydia deetz
malia and i did
mean girls' pr manager
yeah
they were so boring before
dr. darcy lewis
they were our names
mean girls' pr manager
exactly
not nick wilde
well they're so cute guys!!
i love them ☺️
the first shadysider
me too!
malydia you have outdone yourselves
dr. darcy lewis
why must you combine everyone's
names
the first shadysider
because it's less work than typing out
both of them?? oh em gee
lydia deetz
says the girl who goes out of her way
to phonetically spell out omg???
the first shadysider
lydia do you think that just because
you're sexy i won't fight you??
because i will
i'm a black belt i can do it!!!!
lydia deetz
sorry all i got from that is that you
think i'm sexy!!
the first shadysider
ahh a woman who has her priorities
straight, i see
lydia deetz
well i just figured something about me
ought to be straight
the first shadysider
oh ok i'll drink to that 🥂
dr. darcy lewis
wait, someone explain kira's name
the first shadysider
yeah i was actually wondering that
myself
i do love zootopia but i'm failing to
see the correlation between nick wilde
and kira
mean girls' pr manager
it's because kira's a fox
lydia deetz
oh no
not nick wilde
malia!!! honey!!!
dr. darcy lewis
come again?
the first shadysider
kira is a what now??
OH is it because fox is slang for hot and
kira's hot (respectfully 💖💞💓)??
not nick wilde
aww ☺️
mean girls' pr manager
well i mean
she is hot
lydia deetz
yep!! you've guessed it, sar!!
the first shadysider
ok cool what's my prize 🤲🏼
lydia deetz
my love
the first shadysider
that's nice but i was actually hoping
for something i can buy funko pops
and new earrings with
lydia deetz
you get my love or nothing
the first shadysider
here's the thing
can your love buy me this
lydia deetz
no but my money can and christmas
is coming up
the first shadysider
omg lydia have i mentioned how pretty
you look today?!?!
i can't see you but i know 😌
lydia deetz
too late i have no interest in gold
diggers!!!!
darcy you get my love instead i like
you more than sarah
dr. darcy lewis
i like you more than sarah too <3
the first shadysider
so it's true what they say... hot girls
ARE mean...
mean girls' pr manager
you're hot too
the first shadysider
yeah but everyone knows i'm mean
i embrace it
it's part of my charm
not nick wilde
you're not mean to me!!
the first shadysider
that's different
you're impossible to be mean to
lydia deetz
points were made
dr. darcy lewis
if someone is mean to kira: 🚩🚩🚩
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
not nick wilde
i feel loved :)
mean girls' pr manager
good
the first shadysider
kira if anyone is ever mean to you just
let me know!!!
i don't know archery so i can't shoot a
bow and arrow like allison but like i
said i'm a black belt 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
mean girls' pr manager
really
you hadn't mentioned
dr. darcy lewis
sarah takes every chance she gets to
remind people that she knows karate
as compensation for being short to
keep people from underestimating
her
you get used to it
the first shadysider
omfg do i need to fight you darcy??
i'm a black belt u know 🙄
dr. darcy lewis
see
the first shadysider
jokes aside, now that i've mentioned
allison i would like to know why she's
MIA??
i'm missing my gf u guys
sarah's gf (REAL)
oh i'm here
the first shadysider
omg finally hi babe 💓💖💞
sarah's gf (REAL)
hello sexy 🥰
dr. darcy lewis
if you've been here the whole time why
have you been silently lurking for the past
five minutes🧍🏼♀️
sarah's gf (REAL)
i have my reasons
lydia deetz
oh that doesn't sound good
surely nothing good can come of this
not nick wilde
yeah this is probably gonna be bad
mean girls' pr manager
mhm yup yup don't trust her for one
minute
the first shadysider
dr. darcy lewis
oh boy
she's right tho hot girls can do whatever
they want
lydia deetz
no one is disagreeing with that sentiment
however i'd still love to know what exactly
she's been planning because i know it's
something
sarah's gf (REAL)
what's makes you think that
lydia deetz
because i know you
the first shadysider
that's gay
dr. darcy lewis
you're gay
the first shadysider
so true!!!
gay 4 allison 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
mean girls' pr manager
ok there's a lot going on right now
lydia deetz
no matter how gay you are for her i
am imploring you not to ask her any
further questions
sarah's gf (REAL)
quit trying to stifle me lydia! that's
homophobic!
lydia deetz
baby i'm a lesbian
sarah's gf (REAL)
ok allisonphobic then?
someone please ask me further questions
omg i have something i need to share!!!
lydia deetz
NO ONE ask her any further questions!
dr. darcy lewis
ok gonna have to side with lydia on this
one i think
allison ily but i'm slightly worried
sarah's gf (REAL)
cowards
malira!!! please tell me you guys want
to know!!!
mean girls' pr manager
on one hand i am curious
but on the other hand i have no interest
in getting involved with any of this
so no
not nick wilde
sorry allison but i'm refraining too :(
sarah's gf (REAL)
that's fine! no biggie! all good!
the first shadysider
i wanna know !!!
sorry to lydia but i'm different
lydia deetz
SARAH
the first shadysider
WHAT? i'm nosy omg
allison please share with the class i would
love to know what you're wanting to tell
us
sarah's gf (REAL)
oh sarah
i am SO glad to hear you, of all people,
be the one to say that!
the first shadysider
oh no
how quickly is this going to backfire
on me
sarah's gf (REAL)
i don't know, give it a minute or two
dr. darcy lewis
oh this may actually end up being fun
mean girls' pr manager
extremely
the first shadysider
sarah's gf (REAL)
SO
you guys know how i was over at scott's
place hanging out with isaac last night?
mean girls' pr manager
nope
lydia deetz
yeah you never mentioned that
not nick wilde
i didn't know either
sarah's gf (REAL)
oh
well i was over at scott's place hanging
out with isaac last night
we ordered pizza and when the delivery
guy got here and isaac went to go pay
him, i had every intention to post stupid
things from his twitter account (as friends
do)
but then i noticed something VERY
interesting that stopped me!!!
the first shadysider
wow what a great story allison thanks
so much for sharing <3
who wants to play crazy eights?
dr. darcy lewis
why are you cutting her off before
she finishes her story....
lydia deetz
she must know where this is going!!!
we, however, do not so please continue
allison
sarah's gf (REAL)
gladly!!
so isaac's lockscreen really piqued my
interest
the lockscreen in question, you ask?
not nick wilde
oh my god!!!
mean girls' pr manager
woah that's sarah
lydia deetz
now hold on a minute????
dr. darcy lewis
interesting...
the first shadysider
who's the girl she's hot
dr. darcy lewis
cute attempt at denial
allison i change my mind i'm very glad
you ended up sharing this with us
lydia deetz
me too
the first shadysider
that's nice
meanwhile i regret every decision i
made today after nine am
dr. darcy lewis
you weren't even awake until almost
ten
the first shadysider
yes the waking up part was my first
poor decision
allison how could you do this to me
i thought we had something special!!!
sarah's gf (REAL)
i'm sorry sarah but i just really wasn't
expecting this?? like i know you guys
are friends now but this seems a little...
more than platonic🧍🏻♀️
so naturally i took a screenshot of his
lockscreen from his phone and texted it
to myself then deleted aforementioned
screenshot so he wouldn't find out
the first shadysider
oh so isaac gets to be excluded from this
meanwhile i'm subjected to such public
forms of humiliation?
seems a little misogynistic idk!!!!
mean girls' pr manager
you really have a talent for pulling
nonsense out of your ass
the first shadysider
thank you <3
anyways can we just drop the subject
please it's not that big of a deal
lydia deetz
not a big deal???
sar you're his lockscreen
not nick wilde
yeah i really don't want it to feel like
we're ganging up on you i promise but
i think you may be downplaying it a
little
i'm sorry 😭
the first shadysider
i will literally fight all of you and win 👊🏼
i'm sorry but i'm failing to see what all
the fuss is about? he's my lockscreen too
dr. darcy lewis
...repeat please?
the first shadysider
see
lydia deetz
ok sarah
sweetheart darling honey
that is a very coupley thing to do
the first shadysider
oh my god it's not like that!!
scott and i were snapchatting and he sent
me that picture of isaac so i took a screenshot
and i told isaac i was gonna use it as my
lockscreen
then he said it's only fair he gets to use
me as his so i sent him that picture
we were just messing around
sarah's gf (REAL)
"it's not like that" she says, before
proceeding to explain why it was, in
fact, exactly like that
the first shadysider
P U S H Y
mean girls' pr manager
what did he say when you sent him that
picture
the first shadysider
i don't know he just said it was pretty
not nick wilde
aww ☺️
lydia deetz
ahh i see just more messing around
between two best buddies!!
the first shadysider
shut UP you are so annoying 😭
and anyways why is everyone freaking
out over him calling me pretty like guys
that's not him flirting it's just him stating
a fact
i'm a solid ten 🕺🏻
dr. darcy lewis
it's a good thing isaac likes you because
i sure do a lot less after that
the first shadysider
alright look i just really think you're all
making this out to be a bigger deal than
it actually is
sam and darcy were my lockscreen prior
to this so does that mean we have crushes
on each other?
dr. darcy lewis
ok that picture was a stupid one of sam
and i in one of those cardboard things
that you put your faces in for photos at
the fair
it was NOT a picture where we looked
really attractive that you clearly just
wanted an excuse to look at whenever
you want to
lydia deetz
darcy i think it may be beneficial for
you to look up "sugarcoating" in the
dictionary
the first shadysider
or "lobotomy!"
guys i would really appreciate it if we
could just stop talking about this since
it's pretty clear we have no chance at
agreeing on what this means (which is
NOTHING)
not nick wilde
you're right, we were being pushy
i'm really sorry sarah!
the first shadysider
it's fine, really
just as long as you promise to drop it
dr. darcy lewis
we promise
i'm sorry, sar
sarah's gf (REAL)
and i'm sorry for bringing it up the way i
did
the first shadysider
it's ok
i'm just glad it's over
mean girls' pr manager
what's a lobotomy
author's note: omfg this turned out way longer than intended and it's also really weird like?? idk it's just some of the lines were really... weird lol that's the best word i can come up with apparently but yeah i'm not sure how i feel about this but i hope you guys enjoy it nonetheless!! anyways, shoutout to JENSNEEDY for suggesting kira's contact name <3
oh also!! look at this memes i made that i want to share for no reason other than me thinking they're funny!!
if you haven't seen parks and rec you may not know this meme but anyways i just thought it was funny 👍🏼