Ah a wonderful morning in Beacon the birds are chirping the people are humming and jaune is getting his ass handed to him
We all know jaune is clumsy but by ohm how is it this bad while jaune was mindlessly charging at Cardin he got his shield knocked away and took. Hit right to the baby-maker
"Man...I hope he was wearing a cup"
As cardin was about to crack jaune like a coconut goodwitch interfered thankfully
Glynda:As you can see Mr.Arc's Aura has reached red,in a tournament style duel this would mean he has lost
Glynda:now as mentioned if this was a tournament Mr.Winchester would move on so may I some one come down
And after that the whole of team ruby pushed (y/n) down
Glynda:ah glad you could join mr.(l/n)
Cardin:Ooo oh no a butler
Dove:what are you going to do dust us
Y/n:
Y/n:yang do you have another anchor
Yang:why yes I do
Y/n:may I see it
Yang:can I sleep with you in the hammock like weiss
[Interesting thing weiss name in German would be spelt Weiß and her name would be Weißer Schnee or in English White Snow in other words Weiss is snow white]
Chirp chirp chirp
Y/n:well talk about that later
Taking the anchor he'd form it into a good old flash slege hammer, stepping on the stage (y/n) would get in this usual stance followed suit by Team CRDL
After Glynda gave the go ahead meat head number two aka Russel Thrush charged (y/n) who them charged back and since y/n was in a lower stance he drove the slege into the the man-childs gut and ran him into a wall lowering his aura by 1/8th
The next grunt jumped onto his back and after stumbling the white haired male he was peeled off and
Y/n:well sky i wonder if you met *proceeds to knock him through the roof* THE SKY
Goodwitch:and sky is eliminated
While admiring his work Russel ran up and right hooked him in the face hard enough to cause blood
Y/n:this was my favorite shirt
Y/n to the horror of everyone in the room disconected his cybernetic arm and beat the ever living shit out of Russel and while distracted the man who was trying to compensate so much for being a dude with the name Dove tried and hit him with the slege but before it made contact the slege melted into liquid before reforming in (Y/n)s hand
He knocked Dove in the face stumbling him then he swinged that hammer and drives Dove into the air landing on Cardin
Y/n:for a man names Dove,you don't fly very well
Then he swinged the other way hitting Russel directly in the gut sending him just into the red
After Cardin pushed Dove off of him he grabbed and pinned (y/n) by his arm
Cardin:what are you going to do now you smug bastard
Y/n:this*disconnects arm*
Forming the sleg into a fairly usable arm he kicked the mace that the dumb bastard in all his wisdom neglected to use and well nearly broke his jaw and then he grabbed his arm places it back on then he pulled out a rag and lightly dusted the man off
before he left the stage he got knocked down by the red and pink blurs called Nora and Ruby [a little like this]
The following questions from the two well to save time and let yall use your imaginations were a whole lot of Cans,Hows,and a few Does
[And now lunch time]
Nora:so it was the middle of the night
Ren:it was day
Nota:we were surrounded by Ursia
Ren:they were Beowulves
Nora:There were dozens of them
Ren:Actually,there were two
Nora:But,they were no match for us and in the end, me and Ren made a boatload of money selling Ursa skin rugs
Ren:she's been having his reoccurring dream for a while now
Y/n:dam the only thing I've been having at night is a sentient neopolitan ice-cream person staring at me as my sleep paralysis demon...at least I hope thats just it....
Jaune:*something something quiet*
Y/n:what got ya down there buddy
Jaune:what? Nothing, Nothing at all
Ruby:you sure you seem a little down
Jaune:guys im fine
Y/n:its Cardin isn't it
Jaune:what makes you say that
Y/n would them drop a flip book that said [Cardin fucking with jaune pt.1] Then before jaune could say something he dropped three more on the table
Y/n:would you like me to continue?
Jaune would get cut off by the sound of a bunny in pain
Y/n:*muttering* ah shit here we go again
Walking over to Cardin he'd firmly remove his grasp from the bunny girl
Y/n:now I have a vodka drinking friend who would love to beat you over the head with glass but since he isn't here I'll make it simple
Y/n: either you leave bunny here alone and save yourself what little reputation you have or i brake you nose
Cardin: and who made you boss
Y/n: Glynda already has your sent and ass if we both go down who is she more likely to belive hmm
Cardin*border line cave man mumbling* fine let's go
Y/n:you alright there friend
Bunny:yes..thank you
Y/n:ain't anything I'm y/n
Bunny:velvet
Y/n:now velvet I'm sure you can take care of yourself but if you need some er let's call it pest control ,my office is always opened
Velvet:thank you very much,I should go before my team starts wondering
Y/n: well then take care velv
Velvet:..velv
Walking back y/n would sit down and continue eating
And when he turned his head ruby was already in his face stary eyed
Ruby:That Was....Awesome you were like *intimidating glare* and they were like *nervous stare*andandan..
Y/n:whow whow calm down there rubes my arm is cybernetic not my brain,now finish your cookies we have class in 10
Ruby:you sound like dad *proceeds to eat the entire plate in one go*
Y/n:not sure if I should be horrified or impressed
Yang:you get used to it...daddy
Beacon:....
Y/n:*windows crash sound*
Runy:y/n...y/n are you alright
Weiss:he's fine,just had enough yang for today
Yang:what what did I say
Blake:you did just call him "daddy"
[Time skip]
Oobleck:so who among you have been discriminated because of your fanunus heritage
Half of class raised their hands excluding everyone's favorite bunny velvet
Y/n:*writes in flip book titled [Cinnamon rolls to protect] then flips to a book called [people to hit on the head]
After some lectures and jaune embarrassing the shit out of himself we finally get to jaune walking back inside and y/n walked to pyrrah
Y/n:so did yall kiss or
Pyrrha:what makes you think that
Y/n:I lost an arm not my eyes its fairly obvious that you like boy wonder
Pyrrha:....
Y/n:so do you want my help training jaune or you good
Pyrrha:will you leave faster if I say yes
Y/n:yep and also I don't want yang sneaking into my hammock
Pyrrha:alright then y/n thank you for offering me your help
Y/n:Yep well good night
[Le time skip]
As the rest of team RWBY walked in they found y/n getting crushed under the body of their blond brawler and as he asked for help they all went to sleep and left him to slowly cook from the heat of yang and his cybernetic arm