Chris: yo where coming at you live from camp wawanakwa, somewhere in muskoka ontario i'm your host Chris Mclean dropping season one of the hottest new reality show right now. Here's the deal 23 campers singed up to spend 8 weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other then have face the judgement of there fellow campers. Every three days one team will either win a reward or watch one of there teammates walk down the dock of shame take a ride on the loser boat and leave the total drama island for good. There fate will be decided here at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end only one camper will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune which they'll probably blow in a week to survive they'll have to battle black flies, grizzly bears, disgusting camp food and each other. Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp who will crumble under the pressure find out here right now on total drama island. Alright it's time to meet our first 11 campers we told them they'd all be staying at a five star resort, so if they seem a little t.o.ed, that's probably why. Alright our first camper is (y/n).
(y/n): hey man is this the right place wheres the hotel
Chris: this is where you'll be staying
(y/n)*sigh* great
Beth: our next contestant is Beth whats up
Beth: it's so incredulous to meet you, wow you look much shorter in real life
Chris: um thanks
Chris: Dj
DJ: yo Chris Mclean hows it going? hey you sure i got the right place here? wheres the hot tub at?
Chris: yo dawg this is it camp Wawanakwa
DJ: looked a lot different from the application form
Chris: hey Gwen
Gwen: you mean where staying here
Chris: no your staying here my crib is an air stream with a.c. that way
Gwen: I did not sign up for this
Chris: Actually you did
He pulls out Gwen's contract but Gwen just ripped it up
Chris: the great thing about layers is they make lots of copy's
Chris: I am not staying here
Chris: cool, i hope you can swim though because your ride just left.
Gwen: jerk
Geoff: Chris mclean it's an honor to meet you man.
Chris: the Geoff-ster welcome to the island man
Geoff: thanks man
Gwen: if they say man one more time i'm gonna puke
Chris: everybody this is Lindsay
as the camera slowly goes to her feet from her face Chris said to the camera not too shabby.
Lindsey: hi okay you look so familiar
Chris: i'm Chris mclean the host of the show
Lindsey:oh that's where i know you from
Chris: heather
she just walked past Chris
and Beth introduced herself while spitting at her in the process, hi looks like were gonna be your new friend's for the next eight weeks
they then hear music in the distance
Chris: Duncan, dude.
Duncan:i don't like surprise
Duncan:yeah your parole officer warned me about that. he also told me to give him a holler any time and have you returned to juvie
Duncan:okay then
Duncan:meet you by the campfire gorgeous.
Heather:drop dead you goof, i'm calling my parents you can not make me stay here
Chris just pulls out a contract
the next contestant was water skiing
Chris:ladies and gentlemen Tyler
but he slipped and fell right into the luggage and one of them fell into the water splashing heather in the process
Chris: wicked wipe out man
hey man you alright (y/n) helping Tyler out of the luggage
Tyler:thanks man
Chris notices breathing and it's the next contestant
Chris: welcome Harold
Harold:so you mean the show is at a yucky summer camp and not on some big stage or somehing?
Chris:you got it
Harold:yes this is so much more favorable to my skills
Chris:contestant number nine is Trent
Trent:hey good to meet you man i saw yo on that figure skating show nice work.
Chris:hey thanks man i knew i rocked that show
Trent: so this is it alright then
Trent then walks next to Gwen and smiles at her but she turns away then looked at him and smiled
Bridget: hey whats up
Chris: alright our surfer chick Bridgette is hear
Duncan: nice board this ain't malibu honey said Duncan
Bridget: i thought we where going to be on a beach.
Chris: we are
(y/n): but nobody said it was going to be a good beach
Chris: alright that makes - suddenly Chris gets whacked by Bridget's surfboard ow darn it, that hurt
Chris:our next camper is Noah
Noah: did you get my memo about my life threatening allergies?
Chris: i'm sure someone did
Noah: good is this where we're staying
Duncan: no it's your mother's house and where throwing a party
Noah: cute nice piercings original do them yourself
Duncan: yeah you want one?
Noah: no, thank can i have my lip back please? thanks
Leshawna: what's up ya'll Leshawna's in the house
Harold: *gasp*
Leshawna: yo baby how you doing, hows it going
Leshawna: feel free to quit now and save yourself's the trouble cause i came to win.
Leshawna: oh whats up my brother give me some sugar baby
Harold: iv never seen a girl in real life before
Leshawna: excuse me
Harold: your really big and loud
Leshawna: what did you say to me oh no you didn't you have not seen anything yet i'll show you big baby.
Leshawna: oh yeah you want some of this well come on then
Chris: alright campers settle down
Chris: ladies Sadie,Katie welcome to your new home for eight weeks
Katie: oh my gosh Sadie look it's a summer camp
Sadie: okay i always wanted to go to summer camp
Chris: Ezekiel whats up man
Ezekiel: i think i see a bird
Chris: okay look dude i know you don't get out much been home schooled your your whole life,raised by freaky prairie people just don't say much and try not to get kicked of too early okay.
Ezekiel: yes sir
Chris: Cody the code-ster, the code-meister
Cody: dude psyched to be here man i see all the ladies have already arrived all right.
Leshawna: save it short stuff
Chris: Eva nice glad you could make it
Cody: OW whats in there dumbbells
Eva: yes
Duncan: shes all yours man
Owen: Chris whats happening this is awesome
Chris: OWEN! welcome
Owen: awesome to be here man yeah, man this is just so
Gwen: awesome
Owen: yes awesome are you gonna be on my team
Gwen: oh i sure hope so
Chris: you about finished?
Owen: sorry dude i'm just so sicked
Chris: cool and here comes Courtney
Courtney: hi you must be the other contestants it's really nice to meet you all
Owen: how's it going i'm Owen
Courtney: nice to meat you o.... wow.
Chris: this is Justin welcome to total drama island
Justin: thank Chris this great
Chris: just so you know we picked you based entirely on your looks
Justin:i can deal with that.
Owen: I like your pants
Justin: thanks man
Owen: cause they look like there all worn out, did you buy them like that?
Justin: uh, no just had them for a while
Owen: oh! cool stupid!
Chris: hey everyone it's Izzy
Izzy: hi Chris hi,hi oww ,izzy hit her head and fell in the water
Tyler: ooh that was bad
(y/n): okay i can't tell if your messing with me
Courtney: guys she cold seriously be hurt
Izzy: that felt so ... good except for hitting my chin this is summer camp that is so cool do you have paper mache here are we having lunch soon
Owen: that is a good call
Chris: first things first we need a group photo for the promos everyone on the end of the dock
Chris: alright everyone say wawanakwa
everyone: Wawanakwa AAHH suddenly the dock breaks
Chris: okay guys dry off and meet me by the campfire pit in 10
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campfire pit
Chris: this is camp wawanakwa your home for the next eight weeks the campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition and maybe even your friends the camper who manages to stay on total drama island the longest will win $100,000
Duncan: excuse me what are the sleeping arrangements be because i'd like to request a bunk under her
he say's pointing at heather
Heather: there not co-ed are they said heather
Chris: no girls sleep on one side of each cabin and dudes get the other
Lindsay: excuse me Kyle can I have a cabin with with the lake view since i'm the prettiest
Chris: okay you are but that's not really how it works, and it's Chris
Katie: I have to live with Sadie or i'll die
Sadie: and i'll break out in hives, it's true
Gwen: this cannot be happening
Owen: aw come on guys it's like a big sleepover
he say's as he hugs Gwen and Tyler
Tyler: at least you don't have to sleep next to him
he points to Duncan who's giving a deer a noogie
Chris: here's the deal were gonna split you into two teams if i call your name out go stand over there
Chris: Gwen,Trent,heather,Cody,Lindsey,Beth,Katie,Owen,Leshawna,Justin and Noah from this moment on you are officially known as the screaming gophers
Owen: yeah i'm a gopher wooo!
Katie: wait what about Sadie?
Chris: the rest of you over here Geoff,Bridget,DJ,Tyler,(y/n), Sadie, Izzy, Courtney, Ezekiel, Duncan,Eva and Harold move move move
Sadie: but Katie's a gopher! I have to be a gopher!
Courtney: Sadie was it come on, it'll be okay
Sadie: no it won't! I miss you Katie!
Katie: I miss you too!
Chris: you guys will be officially known as the killer bass
Harold: it's awesome it's like amazing
(y/n): i'm pretty sure you would've said that with any name he picked
Chris: alright campers you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition
Chris confessional: you will also be able to share your inner most thoughts on tape with video diaries any time you want let the audience at home what your really thinking or just get something off your chest
Gwen confessional: okay so far this stinks
Lindsay confessional: I don't get it where's the camera
she says as she was facing the other way
Owen confessional: hey guys I got a really important message to say *farts* hahaha
Chris: alright lets find your cabins gophers your in the east cabin bass your in the west
Geoff: hey Chris are there any chaperone of any kind in this facility
Chris: your all 16 years old as old as a counselor in training in a regular summer camp so other than myself you will be unsupervised you've got half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge
suddenly we all hear a scream coming from the gopher cabin
Leshawna: oh man that white girl can scream
Lindsey: what is it kill it
it was a cockroach and DJ got so scared he jumped on Gwen's bed and as everyone tries to kill it Duncan shows up with an axe and chops it in half
Gwen: well that's one way to kill a cockroach
Tyler: if you ever see one of those again just let me know okay because i can do that to ,he said that to Lindsey
Duncan: they always go for the jocks
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Chef: listen up i serve it three times a day and you'll eat it three times a day grab your tray get your food and sit your butts down now said chef hatchett
Beth: excuse me will we be getting all the major food groups
Harold: yeah cause I get hyperglycemic real bad if I don't get enough sugar
chef: YOU GET SIT YO BUTT DOWN NOW!!!
Owen: have a cow
chef: what was that come closer big guy I didn't hear you!!
Owen: um I didn't really say anything important
chef: i'm sure you didn't
Owen then left and chef looked at Noah
chef: hey scrawny kid give me your plate
he puts extra slop on his plate
next in line is Leshawna and Eva
Leshawna: wassup girl
Eva just stairs at her and walks away
Leshawna: oh it's gonna be like that is it?
chef: NEXT!!
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Lindsay: excuse me my nutritionist say's I shouldn't eat any white sugar, white flower or like dairy
Gwen: I don't think that's gonna be a problem
Lindsay: cool
she then walks off
Gwen: okay I don't mean to be predictable and complain on the first day but I think mine just move
chef then hits her food with a mallet
Gwen: right okay then
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Chris: welcome to the main lodge
Geoff: yo my man can we order a pizza
suddenly chef throws a blade at the wall
Geoff: whoa it's cool G brown slop is cool right guys
Chris: your first challenge begins in one our
Katie: what do you think they'll make us do
DJ: it's our first challenge how hard can it be
the camera then shows them on top of a cliff