genshin chat fic

By xenderes

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chat fic with kazuscara centric kys jokes will be made as well as joking homophobia (repost from my ao3, iwri... More

gay ppl basically
this chat fic is so gay barfs
childe slander is best slander
childe is actually hot tbh
who is dating who basically
uhm insert very cool chapter title
kazuha is *NOT* mean
venti baddie arc ig
childe slander bla bla chongyun stuck in a tree bla bla the usual yknow
monarose i love them
tiny tiny thing.
A/N
reconcile
so like u ub uhm udk

no one cares about ventis ideas + angst

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venti: i have the smartest idea, EVER

xingqiu: no you dont

xingqiu: give me your phone

venti: i literally do you haven't even heard it yet.

xiangling: he's right no one can trust you

venti: OKAY OW.

xiao: ha ha

venti: wow...we were supposed to be FRIENDS...and you do me like THIS?!

venti: if that how much our friend ship is worth...

venti: i don't want it. we are not friends anymore!

xiao: ok

xiao is offline

venti: he probably went to go cry 😂😂😂

scaramouche: your emoji use is ugly

venti: ur mum is ugly

yae: ...

xingqiu: who added them to this chat

venti: WAIT NO DONT HURT ME IM SORRY

yae: yeah you better.

scaramouche: haha loser

venti: WHY ARE YOU GUYS BULLYING ME GO BULLY CHILDE INSTEAD

childe: WTF

scaramouche: i've always wondered why his eyes look dead

xiangling: it's because he's ginger, duh

childe: WHAT.

xinyan: that's true! all gingers are soulless

fishcl: you heard them

barbara: xinyan is ever wrong

childe: NOT YOU TOO

xingqiu: they do say that the eyes of the soul so yeah, that's true.

childe: WHO HURT YOU

chongyun:i would never disagree with xinyan + i hate childe

childe: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU GUYS

venti: YAY they're bullying you instead in your face loser

childe:...

venti: currently laughing at your misery while i chug a bottle of wine

scaramouche: are you even allowed to drink wine

venti: i mean im 18 so no

scaramouche: you look ur like 15 how tf can you even buy them.

venti: i stole it from diluc

diluc is online

venti: ooops gotta go!

venti is offline

diluc: get back here bitch

diluc is offline

gorou: is this chat always like this

scaramouche: yeah.

razor: o

bennett: oh, hi razor!

razor: bennett hi

fishcl: my friends are in love with each other

xiangling: relatable

xiangling: cough cough xingqiu and chongyun cough

hu tao: did you just write cough cough in chat

xiangling: tf r u gonna do about it

hu tao: geez! chill out what's got you in a rotten mood

xiangling: ur mum lmfao

xiao is online

xiao: has anyone seen qiqi

scaramouche: oh her

scaramouche: she's in the nurse office, she fell and scrapped her knee so i took her there

xiao: thank you scaramouche i'll go collect her

xiao is offline

venti is online

venti: guys guys guuh gfjgeg

kazuha: what

venti: i escaped diluc

kazuha: oh.

venti: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "oh."

kazuha: that's a shame, really.

venti: WHAT THE HELL

venti: @ scaramouche YOU CORRUPTED HIMMM

scaramouche: i've done nothing wrong they said that himself

venti: LYING LIAR LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

scaramouche: i'm literally an angel from how innocent i am i've done nothing wrong

venti:....ur joking right

scaramouche: stop throwing dirt on my name shit head

venti: OUCH

xiao is online

venti: XIAO

venti: PROTECT ME THEY'RE BULLYING MEE

xiao: hey uhm venti

venti: what is it

xiao: can i talk to you in dms rq

venti: brb guys

venti and xiao are offline

childe: that was weird.

scaramouche: anyways let's go back to shitting on the soulless dead- inside dumb ginger

childe: WOW. OKAY.

priv dms

venti

so
xiao
what's wrong?
you don't normally act like this.

xiao

yeah.
uhm
albedo and i broke up.

venti

i'm sorry, xiao.
i know how much
you loved them.

xiao

don't be sorry.
it's not your fault
i wanted to tell you this because, you're the closeted person to me, yknow?
so i thought it was best if you knew
it's just, we were going on so well, you known?
it was so sudden
like, a few weeks ago, they just slowly started ignoring me and giving me these odd glares
and started pushing me away from them
i think...they were planning cheated on me, too

i'm sorry if i'm being a burden.

venti

its ok xiao, you are not a burden
you mean the world to me
i understand what you're trying
to say.
you can come over
if that makes you feel better.
i'll always be here for you.

venti

thank you, venti

xiao

no problem :)

venti

i'll be there in 10 minutes

xiao

see you then!

dms: albedo and venti.

venti

oi
what is up with you.

albedo

what

venti

don't "what" me.
tell me, whyd you do that to xiao.
i haven't seen them act like that in years.
so tell me, why so sudden, huh?
what is up with you.

albedo

i just
fell out of love.

venti

then you should've just said so.
not been a dick about it or choose too continue the relationship

venti

alright
i get it.
im sorry, really.
i didn't mean to hurt them.

venti

even if it probably wasn't
your intention
you could've not been a bitch about it.
i've never seen him cry before.

albedo

i'm sorry.

venti

before i go
who is it

albedo

who is it?

venti

who is it you love more.

albedo

i can not tell you that.

venti

alright, then.
remember, albedo, and remember well.
i love him, and i hate people who hurt him. so i hate you.

you know what that means, right?

albedo

...
alright.

venti

goodbye, albedo.

main chat

childe: bruh ed sheeran jokes are old

scaramouche: i bet you sing shape of you to zhongli every night before you guys sleep

childe:...bro.

xingqiu: he probably does

chongyun: let's ask zhongli himself

chongyun: @ zhongli

xingqiu: @ zhongli

zhongli: Huh.

childe: ignore them

scaramouche has muted childe for ten minutes

xiangling: he can do that????

chongyun: zhongli, does chikde sing ed sheeran to you every night?

xinyan: i think we are forgetting something

venti is online

venti: kazuha, dms

kazuha: okay

kazuha is offline

zhongli: What?

venti> kazuha. priv dms

kazuha

what is it, venti?

venti

xiao wanted to ask you
something
since you guys are like
brothers

kazuha

sure. and what happened?
albedo is acting odd.

venti

they sort of
uhm
broke up

kazuha

that's unfortunate to hear.

venti

hey kazuha

kazuha

yes?

venti

was he acting weird
as in happy
or sad

kazuha

i'm not sure, really.

but i'll be there soon.

main chat

childe: i'm literally crying right now.

scaramouche: cry more

childe:this is bullying

scaramouche: and?

childe: i'm calling my lawyer.

childe: @ yanfei

yanfei is online

hu tao: YANYAN! HIII

yanfei: i am not helping you dumbass

yanfei: oh and hi hu tao, bye hu tao

yanfei is offline

hu tao: she's amazing, right?

scaramouche: she just basically ignored you

hu tao: be quite and i'll dispose of 10 bodies for you.

scaramouche: deal

scaramouche is offline

chongyun: that was

xingqiu: fun!

xiangling: oh yeah

xiangling: venti's idea

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