venti: i have the smartest idea, EVER
xingqiu: no you dont
xingqiu: give me your phone
venti: i literally do you haven't even heard it yet.
xiangling: he's right no one can trust you
venti: OKAY OW.
xiao: ha ha
venti: wow...we were supposed to be FRIENDS...and you do me like THIS?!
venti: if that how much our friend ship is worth...
venti: i don't want it. we are not friends anymore!
xiao: ok
xiao is offline
venti: he probably went to go cry 😂😂😂
scaramouche: your emoji use is ugly
venti: ur mum is ugly
yae: ...
xingqiu: who added them to this chat
venti: WAIT NO DONT HURT ME IM SORRY
yae: yeah you better.
scaramouche: haha loser
venti: WHY ARE YOU GUYS BULLYING ME GO BULLY CHILDE INSTEAD
childe: WTF
scaramouche: i've always wondered why his eyes look dead
xiangling: it's because he's ginger, duh
childe: WHAT.
xinyan: that's true! all gingers are soulless
fishcl: you heard them
barbara: xinyan is ever wrong
childe: NOT YOU TOO
xingqiu: they do say that the eyes of the soul so yeah, that's true.
childe: WHO HURT YOU
chongyun:i would never disagree with xinyan + i hate childe
childe: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU GUYS
venti: YAY they're bullying you instead in your face loser
childe:...
venti: currently laughing at your misery while i chug a bottle of wine
scaramouche: are you even allowed to drink wine
venti: i mean im 18 so no
scaramouche: you look ur like 15 how tf can you even buy them.
venti: i stole it from diluc
diluc is online
venti: ooops gotta go!
venti is offline
diluc: get back here bitch
diluc is offline
gorou: is this chat always like this
scaramouche: yeah.
razor: o
bennett: oh, hi razor!
razor: bennett hi
fishcl: my friends are in love with each other
xiangling: relatable
xiangling: cough cough xingqiu and chongyun cough
hu tao: did you just write cough cough in chat
xiangling: tf r u gonna do about it
hu tao: geez! chill out what's got you in a rotten mood
xiangling: ur mum lmfao
xiao is online
xiao: has anyone seen qiqi
scaramouche: oh her
scaramouche: she's in the nurse office, she fell and scrapped her knee so i took her there
xiao: thank you scaramouche i'll go collect her
xiao is offline
venti is online
venti: guys guys guuh gfjgeg
kazuha: what
venti: i escaped diluc
kazuha: oh.
venti: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "oh."
kazuha: that's a shame, really.
venti: WHAT THE HELL
venti: @ scaramouche YOU CORRUPTED HIMMM
scaramouche: i've done nothing wrong they said that himself
venti: LYING LIAR LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
scaramouche: i'm literally an angel from how innocent i am i've done nothing wrong
venti:....ur joking right
scaramouche: stop throwing dirt on my name shit head
venti: OUCH
xiao is online
venti: XIAO
venti: PROTECT ME THEY'RE BULLYING MEE
xiao: hey uhm venti
venti: what is it
xiao: can i talk to you in dms rq
venti: brb guys
venti and xiao are offline
childe: that was weird.
scaramouche: anyways let's go back to shitting on the soulless dead- inside dumb ginger
childe: WOW. OKAY.
priv dms
venti
so
xiao
what's wrong?
you don't normally act like this.
xiao
yeah.
uhm
albedo and i broke up.
venti
i'm sorry, xiao.
i know how much
you loved them.
xiao
don't be sorry.
it's not your fault
i wanted to tell you this because, you're the closeted person to me, yknow?
so i thought it was best if you knew
it's just, we were going on so well, you known?
it was so sudden
like, a few weeks ago, they just slowly started ignoring me and giving me these odd glares
and started pushing me away from them
i think...they were planning cheated on me, too
i'm sorry if i'm being a burden.
venti
its ok xiao, you are not a burden
you mean the world to me
i understand what you're trying
to say.
you can come over
if that makes you feel better.
i'll always be here for you.
venti
thank you, venti
xiao
no problem :)
venti
i'll be there in 10 minutes
xiao
see you then!
dms: albedo and venti.
venti
oi
what is up with you.
albedo
what
venti
don't "what" me.
tell me, whyd you do that to xiao.
i haven't seen them act like that in years.
so tell me, why so sudden, huh?
what is up with you.
albedo
i just
fell out of love.
venti
then you should've just said so.
not been a dick about it or choose too continue the relationship
venti
alright
i get it.
im sorry, really.
i didn't mean to hurt them.
venti
even if it probably wasn't
your intention
you could've not been a bitch about it.
i've never seen him cry before.
albedo
i'm sorry.
venti
before i go
who is it
albedo
who is it?
venti
who is it you love more.
albedo
i can not tell you that.
venti
alright, then.
remember, albedo, and remember well.
i love him, and i hate people who hurt him. so i hate you.
you know what that means, right?
albedo
...
alright.
venti
goodbye, albedo.
main chat
childe: bruh ed sheeran jokes are old
scaramouche: i bet you sing shape of you to zhongli every night before you guys sleep
childe:...bro.
xingqiu: he probably does
chongyun: let's ask zhongli himself
chongyun: @ zhongli
xingqiu: @ zhongli
zhongli: Huh.
childe: ignore them
scaramouche has muted childe for ten minutes
xiangling: he can do that????
chongyun: zhongli, does chikde sing ed sheeran to you every night?
xinyan: i think we are forgetting something
venti is online
venti: kazuha, dms
kazuha: okay
kazuha is offline
zhongli: What?
venti> kazuha. priv dms
kazuha
what is it, venti?
venti
xiao wanted to ask you
something
since you guys are like
brothers
kazuha
sure. and what happened?
albedo is acting odd.
venti
they sort of
uhm
broke up
kazuha
that's unfortunate to hear.
venti
hey kazuha
kazuha
yes?
venti
was he acting weird
as in happy
or sad
kazuha
i'm not sure, really.
but i'll be there soon.
main chat
childe: i'm literally crying right now.
scaramouche: cry more
childe:this is bullying
scaramouche: and?
childe: i'm calling my lawyer.
childe: @ yanfei
yanfei is online
hu tao: YANYAN! HIII
yanfei: i am not helping you dumbass
yanfei: oh and hi hu tao, bye hu tao
yanfei is offline
hu tao: she's amazing, right?
scaramouche: she just basically ignored you
hu tao: be quite and i'll dispose of 10 bodies for you.
scaramouche: deal
scaramouche is offline
chongyun: that was
xingqiu: fun!
xiangling: oh yeah
xiangling: venti's idea