In Review

By billswriting

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What is "Life In Review"? Saga, song, sonnet, story, satire, summary, sorry situations, silly sort of stupid... More

On This Dawn Of Sabbath Morn'
Making Sense Of It All
A Message
So You Were In A Rock Band Huh?
The 1970's
Pandemic of Mooncooties
Hey Old Dude
Major Tom's New Mission
'Hey Thanks'
I'm Going Nowhere Somewhere's Else
Don't Want To Sea
Crabtastrophy At Corpus Christi
Red Stallion Ark And Grill
Good
Aunt Betty's Ride Home
Good Luck With That
"The Deaf Tones"
One Song Wonder (Or The Norman Greenbaum Syndrome)
For What Reason
What's Up With Hedge-Apples?
Is It Lame To Write About Your Cat?
Willie's Robo Call Bombast
Erasers Could Make The Difference
A Best Man's Toast
I Just Need Some Stuff From The Store
A Miss Could Be A Hit
The Truth Is Out There And Has Been Here Awhile
Angels, Then and Now
Strange Night At The Tractor Store
Love's List
Emergency Love
We Might Just Give It All Away
Undecided
Obscure Musings #1
Mass Alienation
Shirley Knott Can Not Be Sure - A Cursory Rhyme
The "Wrong" Finders
America's Progeny?
Can The Mind Really Do That?
The Doctor Gets Schooled
An Unedited Letter To My Editor
From Lilith's Doom Site
Time: Then, Now, If or When
About Planning
Brain Ladder
Cool Fun
And That's The Way It Is
A True Story Of What Powers May Lurk
A Letter To News Broadcasters
"My-Nighty-Night-Cap" A Real Faraday Fedora
Now And Then Takes A Train Ride
Mumbo Jumbo
When Darkness Falls On Boguativia
It's Going To Be A Heartache (2-23-2022)
Why Try, Here's Why
Just One Overview Of Artists
Ukraine 3/1/2022, The Cork In The Bottle Of Poison (One Man's Opinion)
Puttin Darts In Putin
Parade Of The Baby Killers
The Secret Plan
Don't Become A Fool Of Expectation
The Doppelganger Solution (Part One of Four)
The Doppelganger Solution (Part Two)
It's Me Time Soon
The Doppelganger Solution (Part Three)
No More Wobble In The Spin Cycle
The Doppelganger Solution (Part Four)
Science Friction And Hytnophoneia
Safer Than Suicide
Hey I'm Not Both Schizo - Just Him
A High Ride Over The Rainbow
The Bucket Method
The Hero From Vulture Gulch
Searching The World
Is History "Allowed" Repetition?
Remember When?
Advancing On Berserk
Love, Scars, And Memoirs
Careful What You Risk For
A Clouded Head
The Barnstormers
The Third Branch To The Right
What Have They Done?
Good Morning America
Oh Canada
How Ya Gonna Keep Um Down On The Farm....?
Let Us Be Sane
How Would This Make You Feel?
Oh That Was Then
What Are They Planning For Us Next?
Quiet Love
Tequila Uprise (Willie's New Cocktail)
I'm On The Air
Soap Sud Zombie
Chapter Two Of A Ruthless Story
A Young Man's Prayer
Our Long Shadows
Color It Nearly Over
Irishman's Toast To An Old Friend
Little Donnie Ditto's Letter To Santa
What Has Happened To Adventure?
Bad Dream Or Good Nightmare?
To My Gen Z Friends
Payin A Price
Moonlag
That's The Way It Is
80 Proof Of Aliens
The Hornet In The Sunroom
Alone At Sea
Regression
Sounds Of The Day
Recall The Clown Car
Extremely Short Sighted
Is That A Fact
A Mysterical Gift
So Sign In Please
Beware Of Women Scorned
Kiwi, Not For Me
A Wish At The Window
Gone Fishin
About Yesterday
Can't Be Right All The Time
My Sky
What Would Tom Petty Do?
Welcome To The "New Florida"
The New Year Zero
Time And Torch
Opossums And Opossums On A Half-shell
A 90-Day Trial, I Hear Ya
Halloween And Between
Close To The Drain
Pennies From Where?
Tiptoeing Cowboys
The Night Of The Snake Dance
White House Wipeout
Small Town Thinking
New And Improved Perfection
Give Pieces A Chance
Prosecute The Piper
DUH!
Went Downstairs Why?
Spark On The Rail
Oh Deer Me!
Whose Time Is It?
Nemesis vs Brotherhood
If You Don't Learn From History...
A Rocky Mountain High Note
What's What
WHAT IF
Maybe Under Certain Conditions But Probably Not
Gone By The Way
Santa's Christmas Pass
Like Blind Men On A Cliff
Beware The Spin Of Cowards
Con-phisticated Republican'ts
Machine Needs An Adapter
Where Did It Go
A Crockwork Orange
No Jail Island
Life Attacks
Strange Bedfellows
Voted For A Party
The High Road
Intervention Or Invention
A Common Reality
Looking Up
Desert Of Love
Shame Wants No Mirrors
Red Ball Caps 25 Bucks
Choices
2024 Sees The Return Of The Dormant Stinkbug
Bowling For Peace
The Future Will Become The Present
Counting Coup
Guess Where The Bumpus's Moved
My Neighbor Tony
My First Rodeo

Unfiltered Boomer Rants

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By billswriting

We hear it all the time.
"Boy I'll tell ya how it used to be around here. By golly....." yada da, yada da, yada da. Oh man! Whew!

If this has happened to you, tell an adult person not retired yet, all about your experience for support with this issue. Always watch out for this around you. It has been found to be present even the best of families.

No cure, as yet, has been agreed on. Many families have used different approaches to this aliment that's now been given the name "Boomerants".

This condition has been located in churchs, retirement communities, family reunions and other family gatherings, malls, airports, grocery stores, and gas stations. There seems to be no escape from exposure. Now, God forbid, it has been found in high government leadership positions! Media has it also, both sides of the truth.

Fortunately, shots are available in most communities. Check your local area for available times, locations, and regulations regarding access and safety.

"Unfiltered Boomerrants" just means "Boomerrants" without the shot or shots required for an individual.

This advisement is for all non-retirement age and over 21 year old victims. Children actually enjoy more about life than us working, struggling adults. They're not immune, their tolerances are much higher. One of God's little protection devices, we think.

For the victims, every experience is personal.

I have had the shot and the booster. I have found that the two shots of tequila helped. A third shot may not be advisable before a period of time has passed. Quarters or Pong may also contribute to its effectiveness. Beer, vodka, gin, and whiskys have been reported as an equally effective remedy. No matter which shot or shots you choose, driving, of course, is ill advised as affects may cause unwanted consequences.

Shooting pool and playing cards also add additional contributing factors to relief (of course, excluding those players of retirement age).

"It's not a perfect damn world anymore." We all know this from years of exposure to the same "Unfiltered Boomerrants" yada da, yada da, yada da. Oh man! Whew!

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