In Review

By billswriting

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What is "Life In Review"? Saga, song, sonnet, story, satire, summary, sorry situations, silly sort of stupid... More

On This Dawn Of Sabbath Morn'
Making Sense Of It All
A Message
So You Were In A Rock Band Huh?
The 1970's
Pandemic of Mooncooties
Hey Old Dude
Major Tom's New Mission
'Hey Thanks'
I'm Going Nowhere Somewhere's Else
Don't Want To Sea
Crabtastrophy At Corpus Christi
Unfiltered Boomer Rants
Good
Aunt Betty's Ride Home
Good Luck With That
"The Deaf Tones"
One Song Wonder (Or The Norman Greenbaum Syndrome)
For What Reason
What's Up With Hedge-Apples?
Is It Lame To Write About Your Cat?
Willie's Robo Call Bombast
Erasers Could Make The Difference
A Best Man's Toast
I Just Need Some Stuff From The Store
A Miss Could Be A Hit
The Truth Is Out There And Has Been Here Awhile
Angels, Then and Now
Strange Night At The Tractor Store
Love's List
Emergency Love
We Might Just Give It All Away
Undecided
Obscure Musings #1
Mass Alienation
Shirley Knott Can Not Be Sure - A Cursory Rhyme
The "Wrong" Finders
America's Progeny?
Can The Mind Really Do That?
The Doctor Gets Schooled
An Unedited Letter To My Editor
From Lilith's Doom Site
Time: Then, Now, If or When
About Planning
Brain Ladder
Cool Fun
And That's The Way It Is
A True Story Of What Powers May Lurk
A Letter To News Broadcasters
"My-Nighty-Night-Cap" A Real Faraday Fedora
Now And Then Takes A Train Ride
Mumbo Jumbo
When Darkness Falls On Boguativia
It's Going To Be A Heartache (2-23-2022)
Why Try, Here's Why
Just One Overview Of Artists
Ukraine 3/1/2022, The Cork In The Bottle Of Poison (One Man's Opinion)
Puttin Darts In Putin
Parade Of The Baby Killers
The Secret Plan
Don't Become A Fool Of Expectation
The Doppelganger Solution (Part One of Four)
The Doppelganger Solution (Part Two)
It's Me Time Soon
The Doppelganger Solution (Part Three)
No More Wobble In The Spin Cycle
The Doppelganger Solution (Part Four)
Science Friction And Hytnophoneia
Safer Than Suicide
Hey I'm Not Both Schizo - Just Him
A High Ride Over The Rainbow
The Bucket Method
The Hero From Vulture Gulch
Searching The World
Is History "Allowed" Repetition?
Remember When?
Advancing On Berserk
Love, Scars, And Memoirs
Careful What You Risk For
A Clouded Head
The Barnstormers
The Third Branch To The Right
What Have They Done?
Good Morning America
Oh Canada
How Ya Gonna Keep Um Down On The Farm....?
Let Us Be Sane
How Would This Make You Feel?
Oh That Was Then
What Are They Planning For Us Next?
Quiet Love
Tequila Uprise (Willie's New Cocktail)
I'm On The Air
Soap Sud Zombie
Chapter Two Of A Ruthless Story
A Young Man's Prayer
Our Long Shadows
Color It Nearly Over
Irishman's Toast To An Old Friend
Little Donnie Ditto's Letter To Santa
What Has Happened To Adventure?
Bad Dream Or Good Nightmare?
To My Gen Z Friends
Payin A Price
Moonlag
That's The Way It Is
80 Proof Of Aliens
The Hornet In The Sunroom
Alone At Sea
Regression
Sounds Of The Day
Recall The Clown Car
Extremely Short Sighted
Is That A Fact
A Mysterical Gift
So Sign In Please
Beware Of Women Scorned
Kiwi, Not For Me
A Wish At The Window
Gone Fishin
About Yesterday
Can't Be Right All The Time
My Sky
What Would Tom Petty Do?
Welcome To The "New Florida"
The New Year Zero
Time And Torch
Opossums And Opossums On A Half-shell
A 90-Day Trial, I Hear Ya
Halloween And Between
Close To The Drain
Pennies From Where?
Tiptoeing Cowboys
The Night Of The Snake Dance
White House Wipeout
Small Town Thinking
New And Improved Perfection
Give Pieces A Chance
Prosecute The Piper
DUH!
Went Downstairs Why?
Spark On The Rail
Oh Deer Me!
Whose Time Is It?
Nemesis vs Brotherhood
If You Don't Learn From History...
A Rocky Mountain High Note
What's What
WHAT IF
Maybe Under Certain Conditions But Probably Not
Gone By The Way
Santa's Christmas Pass
Like Blind Men On A Cliff
Beware The Spin Of Cowards
Con-phisticated Republican'ts
Machine Needs An Adapter
Where Did It Go
A Crockwork Orange
No Jail Island
Life Attacks
Strange Bedfellows
Voted For A Party
The High Road
Intervention Or Invention
A Common Reality
Looking Up
Desert Of Love
Shame Wants No Mirrors
Red Ball Caps 25 Bucks
Choices
2024 Sees The Return Of The Dormant Stinkbug
Bowling For Peace
The Future Will Become The Present
Counting Coup
Guess Where The Bumpus's Moved
My Neighbor Tony
My First Rodeo

Red Stallion Ark And Grill

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By billswriting

July 31, 1967

"Wow, I just can't believe this shit!!"

"Shut the hell up. Let's just survive this. OK?"

With a deep gasp seeing a ten inch rainbow trout in a hole in the road we were on. Sometime just a dead one on the pavement. This is why I came here, to fish. Ironic!

Then "Hey, you guys wantin to get out? Got room for three more.".

Wow, after climbing down and up the same switchbacks we so enjoyed descending Saturday, civilization at last. "Yeah. Some of us floated away but here "we" are." A stupid statement. A silent pall fell on all. "Uh, forgive the shell-shocked rant." No one is good at this, only afraid to make it worse, so "Shut the hell up works. OK?"

Now you've got to hear this thing from the start.

Colorado in 1976, #1 mecca for music, art, hiking, skiing, camping, new anything, ground zero, plus mountains. Who has that?

Twenty-five and unstoppable, we left Estes Park and went down Devil's Gulch Road. Two steep switchbacks straight down Little Thompson Canyon. I'm from Kansas. A canyon? Oh yeah. Down, I get it.

After several days of heavy rain no red flag on what "down" means to a tourist. When does a tourist become an expert in 24 hours. Seeing things, feeling things, not believing, and then realizing things. Much growing up in a short time.

We started the Saturday nite in Colorado at an established venue, 1970's style. Food, beer, music, smell of pine air till sunrise. Sleep in the van.

Earlier Saturday we met 2 hikers that saw a great band at "The Stallion" Friday nite. This Saturday nite in Glen Haven turned out much different than advertised!

We pulled onto a switchback in the road curving down then leveling out. "Red Stallion Restaurant." Eight cars and vans, seventeen people. Rain  persisted all day. Doesn't stop tourists when on a weekend vacation. Three days of rain, no warning, no changes in plans. Now I see why they came up with the weather channel. But, only got three days here, weather be damned!

Got there 8:30 or so, still some light deep in this canyon. Ordered drinks and food. Band is in the lower level getting ready to start, so is the cigarette machine. I grab my Marlboros and start back up when, what the..... I'm being followed by an ovation guitar case. Floating? What? The band soon followed.

The Little Thompson had risen enough to reach the wall of the building. Then boom! That lower wall caved in below the new level of rushing water.  They say "No one really saw it happen". Band was busy preparing for their 9:00 start. Just as I was half way up the stairs is when the wall must have broken.

Our food arrived just after I came upstairs. Then the light went out. I said to the poor waitress "We're not hungry any more. Sorry." She was shaking. It was terrible for the young staff. Most younger than us.

The river, normally 50 yards or so away, was overwhelmed as was any low area. It's getting darker outside, deep canyons get dark quickly. A surge of  water broke all the windows as it rushed in on the kitchen side of the building.  Then water rose slowly in the place. Soon we stood on our table by the huge stone fireplace. It's big enough for two if we need to go up for air. Nobody else thought of that, thankfully. Everyone was at their own table. Fireplace was mine. Mantel was 20 some feet by 6 feet, huge, just right for a Santa Claus exit.

We saw a few cars float down the road, frantically flashing their lights in panic.

Debris continually hit the kitchen end of the building. We were opposite side. By now chin high water and we're standing on our table. The debris formed a delta of sorts, splitting the flow, spreading it out, lowering the water level in the building.

Before the water got that deep, we watch all eight vehicles slip downstream one at a time. Rising water would reach a tire then gravity took  the vehicle away. Same for every one of them. This was the first time without our dog, luckily. We heard bears were killing dogs, so we left Toby with Grandma.

Some sang religious songs, some prayed "The Lords Prayer". I just told every one, "No, we're not forming a stupid human chain" to cross unknown current, depth, or debris we might encounter and hold hands with this 250 pound (I estimate) woman. Not gonna happen. We're going to wait this out.

A few minutes later a pickup stops, he shines his lights into the building, saw us, and signaled "come on". His lights also illuminated rocks appearing between the kitchen door and the road. A way out. Yes! Let's go!

We sloshed our way up to the road, crawled into back of the pickup under its topper. Eight or so fit, rest waited. I grabbed Diane, we were the first to get out. I did hold her hand though.

Down hill a few miles to Glen Haven, a wasted place by now. A house set up ten feet or so above the road, opposite side from the river now 100 foot or so wide. The road was just a little higher than the water.  We sprang out of the truck. "Thanks man. Good luck." Off he went to find his own disaster at home. Saved our ass!

We climbed ten or so steps to safety in this older couple's home. Our wonderful hostess, gracious in all ways, to maybe 20 displaced guests. She loaned Diane a pair of her shoes, they fit. She had blankets for most. Hikers, a pretty tough bunch, had what they needed on them.

Morning, a light breakfast and off we went. Helicopters, both rescue and network, started at sunrise. Reports on the hike out were that several bodies would be found, a few were across from the house we took refuge in.

As we hiked up the road I started getting mad. We had lost everything 600 miles from home.  Whole place smelled of sewers breached or maybe it was us that smelled, probably both.  When safely at the top of the canyon. A shuttle service provided by locals took refugees to Estes Park, a few miles away.

In Estes Park it was like nothing had happened. New tourists arrived unaware of what had happened. It took till noon before people got the word. No flooding in town. But go anywhere close to the river, roads out, bridges, homes, everything anyone had was gone. Homes higher up were OK but you could not get to them now.

The flood of two rivers Big and Little Thompson converged at Drake, a no longer existing small village on the highway to Estes Park way downstream. Our van and everything else landed there.

The day before, I was fishing Lake Estes, that the lake you see when they show the Stanley Hotel. "The Shining" was filmed there. Stephen King should have been with us last night. Wonder what that would have produced. As I fished, a motor home that read Monitor pulled in near us. We chatted about fish awhile. Then, as vacationers often do, we shared a few beers. He was a terrible fisherman, admittedly so. I told him I was out of beer. He suggested a trade of one fish for one beer. Deal? Sure! He didn't know that he did not have enough beer for that deal. I drank nine of his last beers and he had fish to fry. Big fun had by all. Although I had violated the legal limit of trout, some laws more loosely enforce regarding money spending tourists. Tom and Betty, or Berty, said goodbye as they left to cook nine trout for supper.

Back to our escape.

Sunday, August 1st, Estes Park. Diane "smart girl" kept our Traveler's Checks (before debit cards our bank sold us Traveler's Checks, safer than cash). She never let go of that purse once.

Hitchhiking to Denver's Stapleton Airport to fly home. Smelly, tired, hungry. A parade of every kind of motor home goes on past from both direction

It's getting warmer now, almost hot. Very dry air in Colorado. Wait, hey look is that....... Wow, it's a Monitor motor home and sure enough, out of a thousand vehicles, it's Tom and Betty. Wow, they recognized my hat and pulled over. After a long story, I hit his new supply of Coors.

They dropped us off on their way home  at the bus station in Longmont. Thank God this road was open. Got to the airport and watched the news for the first time. Worse than I thought. Hundreds dead. Damn, we were lucky!!!

Diane's mother and sister picked us up at KCI. After all the hugs, we started to tell it all.  Closing the story with our escape from the canyon. I said to Diane, "Well up is where we need to go on a what's left of the road. Sides to steep. It's road or river. Both full of everything the water brought to this canyon. Cars full of mud, weeds, trash, whatever that blue thing was. Never mentioned the fish after a couple hundred yards. And never mentioned the snakes I saw at all, as she will read this, enough on that subject. Fortunately we saw no human mortality. Mostly one hell of a mess, road washed out, holes to climb in then out, switchbacks gone, now just a raw cliff too steep nearly impassable on foot. Boots would be helpful. But I'm glad to even have tennis shoes on. Diane's were a gracious gift. Things will probably always look different after all this. Wow, civilization. Look! This is where I began our story about a flood, an ark, even an angel or two. And "Yes Susan, we do look like hell!".  "Thanks for the ride but shut the hell up and give me a cigarette!"

(This a true story, I swear to god!)

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