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Y/n POV
I watched as (name) looked tenderly into Side Character's (S/C) eyes and was reminded on how badly I wanted to be S/C.
no,
I had the urge to be S/C.
I WANT (NAME) TO SLOWLY CARESS MY HAIR AND SPEAK FRENCH IN BETWEEN MY LEGS-
I apologize for Y/N's behavior.
"Hey (Name)." I said.
"Um Yeah?" They asked.
"Who's your friend there?////?" I motioned to S/C.
"Oh that's S/C. I met them a few days ago." (Name) beamed. Wow. They're so cute when they rant about things they like but I am m a d coz I am not the thing they're ranting about rn.
"noice. u think S/C is a hottie?"
"Well, yea...platonically." They responded.
"okay then,..,,.,...,..,.," THEY'RE MAK9ING UP BIG WOREDZ TO CUNFUSE ME GOSH DARN IT.
"Where do they live?" I asked (Name).
"S/C?"
"Y u p."
"with ur mom." (Name) chuckled and looked at the camera and stopped.
My eye twitched "aHhAA-" I continued laughing way too loudly for about 22 minutes and realized that (Name) was gone.
TIME sKIp
so after finding out where S/C lives for a normal reason I just went to her house at night (super stealthy) and I took a knife from the kitchen I went in there and stabby stab the first hing I see which was a doll...
oh sh00t.
I am in the wrong house.
I heard a scream from the other room and panikkkkkkked.
"rober, is dat a wEeD?????" the adult shouted
"No this is a knife."
"I'm calling the poLICE." He tapped on the microwave and the cops were called.
"hOLY sH-"
I ran out the window and almost died but still looked perfect doing it.
Time skipppppp
"(Name), where's ur lover?????" I asked
"I don't know actually..."
"I stabbed them."
"What?!?"
"Jk"
"Good." She sighed with relief.
"For now..." I made an evil look and stared into the distance
"What did you say?"
"Nothing."