[ parents au ]
[ eddy x brett ] [ shaun x jordon ]
[ here we have aaron and chloe again, breddy's children; fred and hannah, shordon's children ]
The family are now in a car ride to the beach house owned by Ray, for a two week vacation since they have finished wrapping up the details needed for their tour. The past few months had been exhausting, and a getaway seems like a good idea.
Ray did not only invite Brett and Eddy, but he also invited Shaun and Jordon (A/N: Let's say Shordon is a ship in this oneshot and adopted two children like Breddy did, okay?) to the beach house for a nice vacation. Upon hearing the news, the children are very excited in having a vacation and meeting their friends.
"Daddy! Are we going to meet Fred later?" asked Aaron.
"Yep!" said Eddy. "Chloe, you're going to meet Hannah too."
"Hooray!" squealed the three-year-old girl.
"Honestly, it feels really good that we could enjoy more family time together," said Brett. "The past few days have been hectic for the both of us. I'm sorry Daddy and I didn't get to check on you guys, but now we could enjoy as much time as possible together."
"Don't worry Papa, we know Papa and Daddy are busy with work." said Aaron. "You need this vacation to make you smile!"
Eddy aww-ed internally on Aaron's words and smiled. "Thanks, buddy. Enjoy as much as you can later, okay?"
"And Papa also need to eat Daddy so that he could smile again!" said Chloe, smiling gleefully while clapping her hands. "Because, Daddy thinks Papa is yummy!"
Brett widened his eyes in shock and turned to look at Chloe. "Where did you learn that from?"
"Hannah told me that." said Chloe. "Uncle Ray told Hannah's daddy and she told me."
God damn it, Ray Chen. Thank you so damn much. thought Eddy. I'm so going to kill you later when we meet. Look what have you done to our children.
"Chloe, don't ever listen to a word from Uncle Ray anymore." said Eddy, with his deadpan face. "That guy speaks nonsense and we never did that."
"Hey we're almost there!" said Brett gleefully. "Children, we're arriving at the beach house! We swim there!"
Aaron smiled but then he tilted his head to show his confusion. "Bitch house?"
This time, it's Eddy's turn to widen his eyes in shock, mortified by his children's ability to swear.
"No, Aaron. It's beach. Bee-ch." said Eddy, pronouncing the word properly. "Bee-ch. We swim there and build sandcastles there."
"Uncle Ray owns a bitch house!" yelled Aaron out loud as he got off the car as soon as Eddy pulled up on the driveway. "Chloe let's go! We gotta find Uncle Ray and Fred! His bitch house must be fun!"
Eddy shook his head, obviously mortified from Aaron. This child is never going to grow innocent, and it's all thanks to Ray exposing them to their dear child.
*****************
"Fred!! You're here!" said Aaron happily as he saw his best friend, playing with his legos.
"Aaron! My best friend forever!" said Fred, running over to hug him. "You know, Uncle Ray showed me his bitch house and oh boy, it's huge!"
"Yes buddies," said Ray, picking the boys up. "And only those who have practiced could enter here. Have you guys practiced today?"
"Yes we did!" said the boys in unison. "Daddy asked us to do hours of practice before we get to meet you. Our daddies also practiced before they left. But however, Hannah is a bad girl since she did not practice!"
"Nah, it's just fine, she's just four and she had a competition earlier. She needs a break. But good boys," said Ray. "Now, you could enjoy yourselves at the moment. Later we're going to a road trip!"
"Yay! Road trips!" said Fred, holding up his paper airplane. "Aaron, I will show you my paper plane later. Let's say Ling Ling is sitting there and I'm going to let him sit there and fly away from me so that he won't see me not practicing!"
"Fred! I heard what you said just now!" said Shaun from behind. "Bad boy."
"Nooo! Fred is a good boy! Fred wants to practice!" said Fred as he frowned to his Dad.
"Good, you'll need to practice 80 hours after this vacation trip ended." said Shaun.
"Daddy you're a monster. Fred is sad." pouted the child. "Aaron didn't need to practice!"
"No, buddy." said Brett, walking past as he picked up Fred into his arms. "Aaron practiced too. He practiced 80 hours before he came here too. So practice is good for you!"
"But practicing is boring!" wailed Fred.
"Remember this song when you don't want to practice next time. Practice when you want, practice when you need, practice in the morning, practice everyday, Hey!" said Brett. "Then you'll have extra motivation to do so!"
"Uncle Shaun the Sheep!" said a voice from behind. It is Aaron, standing from behind.
"Yes Aaron?"
"Can Fred and I sit together later? Because we got some secret business to talk about." said Aaron. "He is going to show me something BIG!"
"Oh sure, go ahead." said Shaun. "I never disagreed on you guys sitting together. I mean, I intended on seeing the four of you having fun together after intense amounts of work."
"Yay! Fred let's go!" said Aaron. "By the way Uncle Shaun the Sheep, you really do look like a sheep so you should wear white more often. This makes you look more like a sheep."
Shaun smiled at his compliment. "Sure, I mean I'll give it a thought. But thanks!"
"Are you ready kids?" asked Ray as he appeared in the hallway once again with a full on beach outfit.
"Aye aye, captain!" said the boys and the girls as they rushed over to their respective parents.
************************
The coach is originally very noisy and chaotic with four children singing along to songs that Ray had played, to the point where Eddy and Jordon became genuinely concerned for the driver on whether or not he could withstand the noisiness of the children.
As usual, Aaron and Fred are sitting together, right next to their Uncle Ray, with Brett and Eddy sitting together with Chloe on Brett's lap and Shaun and Jordon sitting together, with little Hannah on Jordon's lap, a row behind Brett and Eddy.
"Five! Four! Three Two One!"
"We're going on a trip, in our favourite rocket ship!" sang Aaron.
"Zooming through the skies!" chimed in Fred.
"Little LingLingsteins!" chorused the children together as they doubled in laughter all over again.
After that they moved onto other songs, where the children sang to every single piece of it. Eddy looked at the boys laughing together in joy and happiness, warming his heart up a little, happy to see that Aaron is growing happily and that he has a good friend for himself.
"You know Brett," said Eddy. "I actually kind of ship them together."
"Yeah, not gonna lie me too," said Brett. "They're so cute together. However they're still too young to be shipped don't you say?"
"I'm not surprised if they got together at the end when they grow up." said Eddy. "I actually support them. They're cute."
"From my unpleasant experience, I definitely won't be that type of parent when he grows up." said Brett. "Homophobes disgust me. What's wrong with dating someone with a same gender anyway?"
Eddy smiled. "You know what? I think I'm falling more in love with you."
Brett smiled back. "Stop with the cheesiness!"
Eddy and Brett then shared a kiss, making it quick enough so that their children wouldn't notice it. But it was too late.
"Baby shark du du du du du du Baby - Oh look! Daddy is eating Papa again!" said Aaron smiling and pointing at Eddy, causing Brett and Eddy to pull away from each other immediately and capturing Fred and Ray's attention.
"Really? Where?" said Ray, darting up immediately, but his face fell when he noticed he missed the very scene.
"Yeah yeah yeah I saw it too!" said Fred. "I bet your Papa is yummy because your Daddy loves to eat it. But not mine. My Papa doesn't like eating my Daddy."
"Awww, it's alright!" said Aaron. "Maybe your Papa will find your Daddy's lips yummy one day."
Meanwhile, Ray was staring at the boys, smiling at them with pride and beaming proudly as if they had won the first in a violin competition.
"You guys heard that?" asked Ray, turning to Shaun and Jordon.
***********************
After about 45 minutes, the noise began to die down since everyone starting to get a bit tired. But obviously not Aaron and Fred.
"Papa I'm sleepy." mumbled Chloe.
"You want to sleep? Because Papa wants to sleep too." said Brett.
He then pulled his daughter up to his chest and let her sleep there. Moments later, she was asleep. And it was moments later that Brett fell asleep too, with Chloe still on her chest.
Meanwhile Eddy wasn't sleeping, as he was admiring the beautiful scenery outside the coach, where there are coconut trees and palm trees aligned neatly. He saw Brett's head shaking and moving with great movement, like a conductor's hand during his conducting, and he gulped. He internally aww-ed at the scene but couldn't stop laughing at how funny Brett's head is moving. Should he save Brett's head from shaking even further?
But he decided to do something. He looked up onto the ceiling, debating on what to do. He then slowly pulled Brett's head closer to his, and gently laid it onto his shoulder, allowing him to rest there. Eddy's heart beat accelerated as he did that. But Brett was in deep sleep to know what was happening. He laid back on the seat, breathed in and decided to hit the sack for awhile as well until they arrived at the destination.
Now everyone in the coach is sleeping, even Ray, and the driver could finally drive in peace. But obviously, not for the boys...
Aaron looked up and saw his daddies in this position and giggled.
"Psst! Psst!" he nudged Fred. "Look at Daddy and Papa! They're so in love!"
Fred smiled. "And your Daddy is funny when he's asleep. I bet his mouth is widened enough that a fly could fly inside his mouth."
"Oh where's the camera? I need to capture this very holy picture of this very holy ship." said Aaron.
"Don't worry, we could steal Uncle Ray's phone and take a picture of it." said Fred as he secretly took Ray's phone from his pocket and turned on the camera application on his phone.
He took a snapshot of the photo and beamed triumphantly, and another one zooming in Eddy's sleeping face. Aaron, next to him was laughing hysterically but quietly that his Daddy's face is this funny. Now he finally understood what his Papa meant when he said Eddy sleeping was a LEGEND.
"That was easy peasy lemon squeezy!" said Fred. But he realised that Ray had woke up and was searching for his phone.
"Uncle Ray, I took a photo of this." said Fred.
"Fred, you should ask for my permission next time before you use my phone you have no idea how worried I am when I found out I lost my-" said Ray and he stopped midsentence to realise what a great job the boy had done.
"Exactly what I needed this is, AMAZING." said Ray. "Thanks buddy for capturing this holy photo for me. I definitely need this for life."
"Uncle Brett and Uncle Eddy are so sweet." said Fred. "They look like a sweet couple together!"
And they really are a sweet couple together even if they are now a happy family with two lovely children by their sides.