The Queens Thief

By twistedtreetrunks

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Lauren Dimond is a noble. Lauren Dimond is a thief. Lauren is the best kind of thief, the Queens thief. And w... More

Meaner Than I Look
Why Is Life So Hard?
Stalker alert!
Athours note
Butler fights and civil conversions....
Ewww authors note

Robby the maid

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By twistedtreetrunks

A/N hallo reader! Hope you still love the book even though I don't update a ton! I got a comment that said update and I was like all you got to do is ask! We took a little look at Robby our faithful (place spoiler here). Glad you guys can look over my grammatical mistakes and still like the book. Keep reading, au revoir!

Lauren looked around the room.

"Robby!" She screamed "Robby!"
"What?" The young red head screamed.
"I want food!"
"I'm not your slave!"
"You want to die today!?"
"What do you want to eat?"
"Nothing, I'm not even hungry now."

Robby growled slightly under his breath. If he wasn't so brainwashed by this girl he was sure he would have killed her by now. But here he was dusting in his cutest maids outfit, feeding her, and doing laundry like a hired maid. Sometimes late at night he wondered how he avoided going up there and ripping that Carmeley skin apart and just... Okay we're getting off track. Robby just needed to finish dusting the basement, then get mail and finally go outside. Robby ran his hand over a dusty family photo in a box that said DONT TOUCH. It was a photo of young Lauren only 9 and him only 8 standing next to each other, right next to her parents. Things were different then, he thought.

"ROBBY MAIL NOW!"

Robby rolled his eyes at her impatient tone and huffed up stairs.

"Mail my queen?" Robby joked offering her, her daily letters.

"Yep and hurry with it, I want to go back to bed."Lauren said back, grumpy as always.

"Some fan letters, keep or toss?"
"Toss."
"Family cards and letters, keep or toss?"
"Keep."
"A letter from the... ITS A LETTER FROM THE QUEEN!"
"Stop yelling and read it will you?"
"It says Dear Lauren Rose Diamond,
If this wasn't such a important letter I would not have used your name as I did, but it has come to my attention that something serious is arising.
The most precious artifact in all of history, the le collier d'amateurs is going to be stolen! We have a source that says the artifact will be stolen in three days time so there's no time to lose my theif!
The only condition is that you work with my guard dog and spider. Now off to it! The fate of that artifact lies in your hands!
~with love Queen Victoria
"Well Robby my dear that means I'm going to need information on the queens guard dog, the queens spider, and the le collier d'amateurs. Not to mention my equipment, so snap to it."

"So much for going outside today"

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