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phil : let me see what you have
tommy : TECHNO'S CROWN
phil : toMMY nO—
y/n : dad, techno's got his sword out
techno : why are you on the table?
wilbur : i live in this house and i can do whatever the fuck i want and you can't stop me
techno :
techno : where's the spider?
wilbur : y/n has it—YOU BETTER KILL IT
y/n, walking into the room, eyes watering and sniffing : hey tommy....
tommy : oh shit! what happened? why are you crying?
y/n : i'm not crying, my eyes are just watering from the smoke that's coming off of the fire in the kitchen again
tommy : oh ok
tommy :
tommy : wait a minute—
techno, setting down a playing card : ace of spades
tommy, pulling out an uno card : draw four bitches
y/n, playing a pokémon card : jolteon, i choose you!
wilbur, terrified : w-what game are we playing???
phil, sipping tea in the corner : kids these days...
tubbo : hey phil?
phil : yeah mate?
tubbo : can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
phil :
phil, smiling : where's tommy?
tubbo : what if i press the brake and gas at the same time?
tommy : what a stupid question—the car takes a screenshot
schlatt : that's it. get out of my car. y/n, you can stay
y/n : ok :D
y/n : does it really screenshot?
phil : what are you doing out this late
techno : we—
phil : —five words or less
y/n, counting their fingers : out. on. the. balcony
phil :
y/n : bitch.
tubbo : if i were a drink I'd be orange juice!
tubbo : if you guys were a drink what would you be?
wilbur : bleach
techno : sewage
y/n : expired milk
tubbo : okay calm down edgelords
phil : i'm doing such a great job at keeping my crush a secret
the fridge in the kitchen :
phil :
phil : i'm inlove no—i gotta go i mean. i have to go
mumza : hey
phil : ABORT MISSION—
tommy, looking through his closet : what should i change into?
wilbur, from across the hall and beyond two doors : a better person
tommy :
y/n : i think he means the red hoodie
y/n : i would do anything for my family
phil : sleep for eight hours straight
y/n : request denied
phil : alright, listen up you little shits
phil : not you, y/n. you're an angel, and we're thrilled that you're here
y/n : thank you?
y/n : don't worry, i've got a few knives up my sleeves
wilbur : i think you mean cards
tubbo : she did not
y/n, pulling out knives : i did not
schlatt and techno, high-fiving : heh
y/n : what's a thot?
tommy : it's a thoughtful person
—later at the dinner table—
phil : here's the salt kid
y/n : thanks dad, you're such a thot!
phil : *spits out water* excuse me?
↳-end of chapter 6.5! i hope u enjoy^^-༉‧₊˚✧