priv group dm
kazuha> lumine> aether
kazuha: hey guys remember how like something happened earlier
aether: what
lumine: what
lumine:...
aether:...
kazuha: let's worry bout that later
kazuha: but it's ok now so not to worry.
aether: is that all
kazuha: yeah
kazuha: but i think albedo and xiao broke up
aether: ...what
lumine: they were the like most stable couple in our group
kazuha: it actually turns out, they've been falling apart for a bit now
kazuha: i wouldn't have expected that from them
aether: i wonder what happened to make them like that
kazuha: anyways, i have to go speak to scara
kazuha: see you
aether: bye
lumine: yeah bye
kazuha>scaramouche priv dms
kazuha
hey
scara
hello
???
where are you at
hello?
did you leave your phone
i need to tell you something
main chat
hu tao: you can get my AMAZING COFFINS for 50% off
hu tao: and you guys can even SHARE the coffin
hu tao: that's what twins do, right?
lumine: hu tao what the fuck
aether: oh my god.
kazuha is online
ayaka: oh hi kazuha
kazuha: hey uhm. have any of you guys seen scara?
aether: idk ask diluc
aether: @ diluc
diluc is online
diluc: what do you want from me.
ayaka: be good and i'll give you thoma for the whole day for free
diluc: i am being good.
diluc: but what do you need.
kazuha: have you seen scaramouche
diluc: who?
kazuha: yknow
kazuha: short guy with blue hair and a bowl cut
kazuha: scary stare
diluc: oh, him.
diluc: he was being mean to some dudes who had bumped into him earlier in the hallways of the science building.
diluc: like, ten minutes ago.
kazuha: okay ty
kazuha is offline
aether: so
diluc: what.
ayaka: are you and thoma dating i forgot
diluc: are you and yoimiya dating i forgot
ayaka: touché
aether: they forgor
lumine: aether that meme is literally dead
aether: oh sorry
aether: i forgor
lumine: this is why you're single and your no one likes you
aether: you're one to talk
lumine: yeah wot eva r
aether: you type ugly
lumine: we type the exact same
diluc: i like you guys, you're funny
lumine: thank you diluc
aether: thank you diluc
lumine: stop copying me bozo
aether: don't call me a bozo, bozo
diluc: do you guys need anything else?
venti: can i have more wine pls
diluc: no
kazuha is online
kazuha: guys i found him he was beating up someone it's fine
aether: oh
lumine: who was he beating up???
kazuha: childe i think idk
childe is online
childe: it wasn't me??? i'm alive and well
scaramouche is online
scaramouche: for now
childe is offline
diluc: ayaka where is thoma
ayaka: i'm not telling you
diluc: why not?
ayaka: cuz
diluc: because?
ayaka: ur mum
ayaka is offline
diluc: ...
diluc is offline
aether: why did she pull a ur mum joke on diluc
scaramouche: idk
kazuha is online
kazuha: hey scaramouche, i have to ask you something rq
scaramouche: alright
scaramouche is offline
kazuha is offline
aether: kazuha using their real name is odd but wot eva r ig
venti: you and lumine are literally the same person.
lumine: not true
venti: yeah ok
aether: you're annoying
venti: ur mum is annoying
aether: true
lumine: true
venti: oh
venti is offline
aether: the pussy ran away
ayaka is online
ayaka: lolz
aether: why didn't you tell diluc where thoma was anyways
ayaka: cuz
lumine: don't you dare say a yo mama joke.
ayaka is offline
lumine: get back here
lumine is offline
aether: oh
xingqiu is online
xingqiu: guys.
aether: what
xingqiu: chongyun is stuck in a tree
xiangling: hold up.
xinyan: what
hu tao: HAHSHFHH WHAT
xingqiu: stop laughing and help me get him out hu tao
childe is online
childe: what
hu tao:no let him suffer
childe: how did he get stuck IN A TREE??
childe: what is he a cat or something
xingqiu: it's probably that chilli me and xiangling gave him earlier
kazuha is online
kazuha: oh..
kazuha: that's your problem, good bye.
kazuha is offline
venti: @ scaramouche WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM
scaramouche is online
scaramouche: wdym he's acting like an angel to me
venti: that's because you need help
scaramouche: rude
childe: i miss zhongli
scaramouche: no one cares
venti: tbhh
childe: you guys are so mean to me what did i do
xiangling: exist
childe: pissing and crying
scaramouche: this is why no one likes you
venti: now why tf r u pissing
childe: i'm tired of you guys
childe: bad bye
childe is offline
scaramouche: his name suits him he's so childish
venti: that we can agree on
scaramouche: ew
scaramouche: i don't wanna agree with you on anything
venti: AWW how nice of you 🥺
scaramouche: and you say i need help
scaramouche: when you're using that god forsaken emoji
venti: what's wrong with it🥺
venti: it's cute ☺️
scaramouche: ...
venti: what's wrong? UnU 🥺
scaramouche: yeah no i'm out of here
scaramouche is offline
venti: nooo come back
venti is offline
thoma: boy what the hell boy
xingqiu: guys what about chongyun
thoma: haha
thoma is offline
xingqiu:...
xingqiu: fuck.