British Empire: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Nepal: Nope, absolutely not.
Sri Lanka: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Afghanistan: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Bhutan: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
India: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome
(This is a j o k e)