Namjoon: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke
Seokjin: Okay, but what is updog?
Yoongi: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and or relish
Hoseok: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released
Jimin: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden
Taehyung: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter
Jungkook: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
ARMY: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current
Yeontan: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway
Y/n: What’s a henway??
Ace: Oh, about five pounds