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A Wee Bit of Integrity: Limer...

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Delicious five-liners recalling all those moments you love in Derry Girls. Diary-pillaging, detentions, fish... More

1. The Story of Erin, Our Hero
2. She Wakes, Though It Isn't a Rule
3. At Breakfast, but Deeply Engrossed
4. Now School and a Bomb Are in Play
5. Kamal, Late of Ballybofey
6. Clare's Bitten This Off and She'll Chew It
7. There's a Poster; the Lettering's Good
8. A Sweet Night Ahead of You, Then You
9. She's Blessed with a Mouth and a Curl
10. A Brief Introduction to James
11. An Upstart Usurper Who Scorns
12. Real Threats, But All Joking Aside
13. Though Sure, You Might Win If You Dare
14: A Finger of Truth, Unconstrained
15. Linguistically Stuck Up a Ladder
16. Two Tragedies, Grim to Report
17. It's Death in a Time of Detention
18. The Best Opportunity Ever
19. A Girl Who's Ambitious (No Morals)
20. A Status to Gall and Embarrass
21. Two Villains Abusing His Laces
22. There's One Who's Polite, and One's Lippy
23. An Uncle Who Could Have Been Toast
24. The Prospect of Trotting Abroad
25. Five Cheerfully Buoyant Wee Souls
26. Clare's Bright, in Conventional Ways
27. No Vengeful, Maleficent Ruler
28. Her Ma Cut a Deal to Get By
29. A Burning, Too Awful to Look
30. They've Plotted and Stolen and Striven
31. Her best friend forever, and true,
32. Though focused all night with her buddies
33. Real Fear of the Morning to Smother
34. Michelle Can Lie Straight in Her Bed
35. A Smirk From a Lady of Sorrows
36. A Frying Pan Ready to Fry In
37. He Isn't Judgemental or Prim
38. A Vigil Run Down by the Clocks
39. An Answer At Last to His Asking
40. Authority Yielding Its Ground
41. One Shoot for the Public Regard
42. And Now They'll Be Anxious to Bury
43. It's Mass, After Which They're Collecting
44. Unheralded, Void of Consent,
45. This Paradise Any Would Choose
46. Though Gifted With Erin to Stay With
47. This Monster With Plans to Deploy
48. A King, Unto Primacy Born
49. She'll Not Have a Moment to Settle
50. Clare's Brightened, Enlightened, and Free
51. Young Love, or a Similar Phase
52. Perfidious Purpose to Posit
53. He's Hidden His Essence From View
54. Those Faces Are Well Unforgiving
55. You'd Hope That She'd Stay Under-Thumb
56. Big Mouth and a Sad Repercussion
57. A Teenager, Toast and a Scorning
58. Beginning of Day to Composite
59. One Order Could Silence and Bury
60. Jim's Worldly Advice for the Daughters
61. There's Rifles and Stilts on the Gable
62. Outnumbered, Outshouted, Outcast
63. Opinions Are Changing en Route
64. She's Affable, Quiet, Reflective
65. Four Teas, and a Sundae to Go
66. He's Blessed With a Family to Ground Him
67. No Longer Divided on Whether
68. One Mother is Hunting for Darks
69. Away to be Stocking the Palace
69. Where No One Has Skirts or Has Trousers
71. What Loss! What Distress and Furore!
72. She's Well Out of Order, the Scold!
73. Those Others Can Run Off and Rot
74. Though Some of Her Own Will Be Shocked
75. Unseen, Unexpected, Untanned
76. The Letdown That Follows Elation
77. His Proof of Identity Bleeding
78. Celebrities Beastly in Form
79. Her Proof of ID is a Winner
80. In Manner, He's Kind of a Bean
81. Friends Lost, and They're Not Coming Back
82. A Summer of Daring to Dream
83.The Ground That Supports Her is Quaking
84. The Wee Shop of Dennis Has None
85. It's Peace With a Passion They Sigh For
86. What Evil, What Darkness is Source
87. Their Quest for a True Understanding
88. Boys Liberal, and Catholic Daughters
89. Incentive Aplenty - It Purrs
90. Be Subtle When Swapping Your Prods
91. Two Breakdowns, One Personal, Mainly
92. Events for the Prejudiced, Yearly
93. Pursuits, and a Vision in Gore-tex
94. There's Fisticuffs, Anger, and Clare
95. A Quiet Night Out - To Be Fair
96. The Lyrical Language of Logs
97. Creating's No Walk in the Park
98. Is It Right, When You Write From the Soul
99. She's Not Made of Glass, and Not Frail
100. Young Poets Consumed in a Thrall
101. When Letting a Craic-Killer Out
102. The Poetry's Punching and Swinging
103. A Poet, a Fool and a Geek

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A Wee Bit of Integrity: Limericks After Derry Girls Seasons 1 and 2

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Delicious five-liners recalling all those moments you love in Derry Girls. Diary-pillaging, detentions, fish holes and Euro Trotters, dogs and miracl...

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88. Boys Liberal, and Catholic Daughters

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By JohnArthurNichol

Boys liberal, and catholic daughters,
Arrived in their labelled transporters,
But some of them, nice,
Didn't have Jim's advice,
And let predators into their quarters.


Derry Girls Season 2 Episode 1

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