A/N Incase u didn't read the bio i didn't make this it's just a fanfic that i found on fanfiction net
Deidara groaned on his bed, rolling over onto his stomach. He had been feeling nauseous, and throwing up ever since this morning. Sasori had to go on their mission alone while he stayed at the base to get better. The red head hadn't wanted to leave Deidara by himself but there was no disobeying Pain. They didn't want to push it further, it was a miracle he had let Deidara stay. He missed Danna but maybe it wasn't so bad that he was gone for the day. If he were there he'd just be worried and frankly, the blonde just wanted to be alone with his pain right now.
A knock on the door caused the blonde to look up. "Who is it?" He asked weakly. Sasori wouldn't be back this soon so it had to be one of the other Akatsuki members. The voice on the other side answered immediately. "Senpai! Can I come in? The others were saying you were sick!" Tobi said frantically from the other side of the door. Not him... "Fine, come in." Deidara sighed. The other Akatsuki member opened the door and quickly joined Deidara by his bed side. Deidara Senpai was Tobi's closest friend, so he was really worried when he heard he was sick! The masked nin twiddled his thumbs, as if nervous to say something.
"What did you want, Tobi?" Deidara asked in an irritated tone. "Can't you see I'm not in the mood for guests?" Tobi flinched, startled then began to speak. "Well, ...Hidan was saying you're going through morning sickness because you're pregnant with Sasori's child! Is that true, Senpai!? ...If so, can I be uncle Tobi?" The tall male exclaimed, holding up his hands excitedly. Deidara frowned, displeased, propping himself up on his elbows. "Fucking Hidan is spreading rumors! Don't you know guys can't be pregnant? Jesus, Tobi. You're so gullible, hm." "Oh..." Tobi said dumbfounded. "Well, I just thought that Senpai kinda resembled a girl so maybe it wasn't too far fetched!" "Shut up, bastard! You're so cruel you'd torment a sick person, hm?" Deidara growled, giving Tobi a death glare.
"I'm sorry, Senpai! I didn't mean to make you mad!" The taller male quickly got up and backed up against the wall. Deidara squinted his eyes. "Why are you going hiding over there for? Not like I have the strength to hit you... Unless I-" The blonde covered his mouth before finishing his sentence and ran into the bathroom. Tobi hovered outside the doorway unsurely. "Senpai? Are you okay?" "What does it look like?!" Deidara snapped at him, wiping his mouth with his hand. "Well, I guess it was a dumb question but you don't have to yell at me." Tobi put his hand to his hip, disapprovingly. "Senpai, do you want me to hold your hair back while you throw up?" "I want you to go away, dumbass!" Tobi stared at Deidara in curiousity as something caught his eye. He went over and knelt down next to the blonde, who was still leaning over the toilet. "Hey, I said go away Tobi..." Deidara repeated unsurely.
Deidara blushed bright red as Tobi put his hand on his stomach. "W-what're you-...?" The blonde whined in confusion and embarrassment. "It's weird..." Tobi said thoughtfully. Deidara frowned, "What is? Are you making fun of me, hm?" Tobi looked up at his Senpai. "No, uhm... it's difficult to explain but I can see chakra... and..." The boy looked away, as if nervous to say. "Tobi, what's wrong?" It was weird for him to get so serious... What was up? "Tobi..." Deidara urged. "I can see your chakra fine but there's a different chakra... It's only faint but... Ahaha, It's probably nothing." The masked nin giggled, scratching the back of his head. "Maybe you should get Kakuzu to take a look? He's sorta the Akatsuki doctor right, as well as money keeper haha." Deidara shivered, thinking about the stitched man but... he didn't really have anything else to do and... Tobi had made him curious. "Okay." Deidara nodded. "Would you mind coming with me, the guy kinda creeps me out so..." "Of course Senpai!" Tobi exclaimed, clapping his hands together.
Kakuzu looked at the two Akatsuki questioningly. It was a weird pair to find outside his door way that was for sure. "What do you want?" Kakuzu asked irritated. Tobi clasped his hands together, ready for a long winded explaination. "Well, Senpai has been feeling sick this morning and you know how I can see chakra? No?! Well that's not important! Yeah, it was weird like there's Senpai's chakra but then a different chakra. Senpai insists he's not pregnant! But I dunno, I hear him and Sasori Senpai at it all the time, I don't think they use protection either!" Tobi laughed and Kakuzu raised an eyebrow, turning his head to Deidara, hoping to get a proper explanation from him. Deidara blushed bright red and punched Tobi on the arm. "Tobi! Shut the fuck up! That's none of your business... How would you even hear? You're like four doors down the hall! You pervert, you probably listen! And will you stop with -that- stuff? I'm a man, god dammit! A man can't be pregnant, hm!" The blonde huffed, glaring daggers into Tobi.
Kakuzu sighed, "I could care less what you two do in your private time... Now what did you want? Time is money." "Well, we just wanted you to see what was wrong with Senpai..." Tobi cowardly hid behind Deidara and the blonde nodded. "Okay, but this will cost you. 20 dollars to see what's wrong with him and 10 dollars for annoying me in the morning." "Fine, whatever, hm." The blonde said grudgingly. "Well now that we have business, follow me." The two could have sworn Kakuzu grinned underneath his head piece. The one way to put Kakuzu in a good mood, pay him.
Kakuzu led them down to where he planned to examine Deidara. The place was further underground from the base and entirely made of concrete. "Don't mind the blood, Hidan was down here yesterday and pissed me off. He's lucky he's immortal." Kakuzu said calmly. Deidara cringed, looking around, there wasn't just blood but bodies and body parts everywhere. It made sense since Kakuzu was constantly switching body parts... but gross. Deidara usually blew up his victims so he wasn't used to seeing body parts... so cut up. Kakuzu motioned over to a wooden table he was clearing off, his operating table? "Sit up here." He ordered, startling the blonde. He looked to Tobi for reassurance who gave him the thumbs up sign. He was so lame... but Tobi -was- being nice by taking him here so the blonde wouldn't complain.
"Why didn't you just ask Sasori to look at you when he got back? He probably knows just as much about the human body as me." Kakuzu questioned, pulling up his sleeves as his hand glowed with chakra. "Hm, I don't know. I don't have anything better to do and I figured you would know more since you deal with... living humans..." "Fair enough. This may hurt a little." Kakuzu put his hand over Dei's stomach, and he was right it burned. Deidara winced in pain. "Calm down blondie, you wanted me to find out what this new chakra was, don't you?" The blonde nodded, biting his lip. "Hmm, it's hard to say at this point... Lay down, I need to get a better look, this wont work if you're all hunched over." Kakuzu ordered. Deidara stuck out his tongue childishly and did as the other Akatsuki said and laid down on the table. Kakuzu's eyes brows furrowed, this was strange... his eyes widened briefly and he stepped back.
"Well... Well It seems Tobi wasn't an idiot after all, congratulations you're going to be a mommy." Kakuzu said scoffing. "W-what? You're kidding? What is it actually?" Deidara chuckled nervously. "I knew it! I knew it!" Tobi jumped up and down excitedly. "I couldn't tell you how it happened but it seems you do possess some of the female reproductive system inside of you, probably from birth defect or something." The oldest Akatsuki shrugged. "I could examine more if you let me cut you open. But that will cost more." Deidara shivered, suddenly feeling really cold. "That's not right..." "I'm afraid so, now where's my money?" He stuck out his hand toward the blonde. Deidara didn't respond. Seeing his Senpai was upset, Tobi stepped forward and gave Kakuzu the money. "Here." The young Akatsuki said sternly and Kakuzu took it quickly, "For creeping me out, I think I should get another 10." Tobi frowned behind his mask... Deidara probably felt bad enough let alone this asshole making it worse... The masked nin gave Kakuzu another 10 without complaint. "Come on, Senpai. Let me take you back to your room." Tobi offered him a hand off the table and Deidara nodded gloomily.
Once they made it back to his room, the blonde plopped down on the bed, hair hanging in his face. "Thank you, Tobi. For getting Kakuzu off my back there..." Deidara said softly. "No problem, Senpai. Are you okay?" Tobi asked worried. Deidara Senpai wasn't allowed to be upset! He shook his head slowly, his usual lively Senpai looking dead and depressed. "No, can you leave? I don't want you to see me like this..." The blonde mumbled, voice shaken. "But, that's why I should stay!" Tobi urged, "What's wrong, Deidara? Are you scared?" "What do you think?!" Deidara snapped, raising his head just enough for Tobi to see he was crying. The masked nin didn't waste any time as he went over and pulled the blonde into a bear hug.
"I thought having babies was a good thing? Sure it's scary but Tobi always sees on TV when it's announced someone is having a baby, everyone is happy for them. Everyone will be happy for you, Senpai. I am." He rubbed the smaller boys back comfortingly and held him close. Deidara sobbed into Tobi's chest, it was oddly comforting being in the taller boys arms but it made the situation no better. "No, this isn't like on TV. Incase you haven't noticed I'm a guy... It's weird, it's not right... And I'm an S-rank criminal... S-rank criminals aren't supposed to have babies... And how will I explain this to Danna? He's probably going to leave me for being so weird..." Deidara voice cracked on the last part. Tobi sighed, and spoke in a comforting voice. "A guy who turned himself into a puppet is going to think -you're- weird? If you overlooked that, I'm sure he will have no problem with you..." "T-that's different..." "If he really loves you then he's going to be happy too." Deidara clutched onto Tobi's cloak and whined, "But that's the thing... I don't want to know if he -truly- loves me... I'm fine believing... I don't want to know the truth..." He was fine being blissfully ignorant, as long as Danna was with him.
"Deidara... You have to tell him. You give him too little credit. It's going to be okay, I promise. He loves you. Why would he be with you if he didn't?" "I guess so..." Deidara sniffled, wiping his eyes. He pulled away from Tobi, and blushed from embarrassment. "I'm sorry you had to see me like this... I..." The blonde glanced away. "It's okay, Senpai." Deidara lifted his head to look Tobi in the eye, or eye hole. "Will you keep it a secret, Tobi? The pregnant thing... At least until I can tell Danna. I don't want everyone shouting it into his face as he walks into base, especially Hidan. I need to tell him myself, hm." Deidara asked desperately. Tobi did a zipping motion to his mouth then pretended to throw something across the room. "My mouth is shut, and I threw away the key!" The taller boy giggled, earning a small grin from Deidara. "Thanks, hm. I give you too little credit too, you can be a good friend when you try to be." Even though the young nin was annoying, his constant positivity wasn't always a bad thing. He had cheered Deidara up a lot. "Senpai complimented me!" Tobi gushed. "Hmph, get over it." The blonde chuckled then sighed, twiddling his thumbs in his lap. "I just feel like I fell asleep and this is one big nightmare." Tobi nodded, understanding. "I know, Senpai. I'm sure it'll be better once you get Sasori Senpai's approval! He will be happy, I know it!" "I hope so, hm." Deidara flopped down on his bed. "You guys can be a family!" Tobi exclaimed. Deidara closed his eyes, feeling exhausted after everything that happened. "I don't know. I can't really picture it, hm. Thank you though, Tobi..."
Deidara could hear Tobi respond but couldn't make out what he said. Sleep must have hit him after that because next thing he knew someone was poking his face. He frowned and rolled away from the intruder, was it Tobi? "Get off of me, dumb ass." The blonde whined when the intruder wouldn't stop poking him. "Deidara, wake up." Sasori's velvet voice rang in his ear, causing him to flutter his eyes open and throw his arms around the other boys neck. "Danna! I missed you so much!" Deidara pulled Sasori on the bed with him eagerly. "How could you miss me? You were sleeping all day." The red head chuckled. "I got back about an hour ago... I wanted to let you get your sleep but... I couldn't wait anymore." He admitted, embarrassed.
"It's okay, Danna. I didn't want to sleep anymore anyway, hm." The blonde smiled, letting Sasori free to breathe and the red head laid down beside him. Deidara loved all of Danna's quirks, even his impatience. "Good. So, how are you feeling now?" The puppet master asked curiously. Then it hit him... He had to tell Sasori something important... but he was in a good mood... Would Danna be mad at him? He couldn't take it. He couldn't take losing the person he loved most right here and now. Deidara nodded in response, "Uhm, yeah. I'm feeling a lot better now. I actually went to Kakuzu to find out what was wrong with me." Sasori raised an eyebrow. "Oh? What did he say?"
Deidara's face fell and his heart beat picked up pace. He could feel the tears ready and welling up his eyes. Sasori noticed his pause. "Deidara? What's wrong? You're not going to die are you?... You're not?" Deidara shook his head, unable to speak actual words. "No... Danna... I'm not going to die but... you may not be happy with me..." The blonde looked away ashamed. "I can't see any reason why I'd be unhappy with you." Sasori squinted his eyes, Deidara was beating around the bush and it was pissing him off. Why couldn't he just come out and say it?
"Danna, I love you." Deidara whined and brought the other boy into a hug. "I love you too... now tell me?" Sasori urged. The blonde regretted mentioning anything, maybe he should have kept it a secret longer and built up to telling him... He didn't even know if Sasori liked kids or not... "Okay. Well it turns out that... apparently I'm... I guess I was born defective and now ..." He paused briefly. "...and now I'm pregnant." The blonde scanned Sasori's reaction, who just stared in shock. "Deidara... that's the worst lie you've ever told. If it's something embarassing you can just tell me." "It's not a lie..." Deidara reassured.
"Oh..." Sasori nibbled his lip uncomfortably, "Well...How do you feel about it?" He wanted to hear Deidara's opinion first to decide how he should voice his own. "I'm really scared! I feel like a weirdo... you must be disgusted by me..." Deidara looked down ashamed. "Please don't leave me, Danna! Maybe we could make this work and be a family together." He took his boyfriends' hands in his own and squeezed them gently. "W-what do you think?" Deidara asked unsure. Sasori paused before speaking, he hated making Deidara wait for an answer but he had to gather his thoughts.
"Well, first of all, I'm not mad at you. I'm shocked but I don't think you're weird or disgusting or any of those things. Deidara...I love you, I always will but... I don't think it's a good idea for us to have a family. We're Akatsuki, we have missions all the time. What would we even do with a baby? What life would it have? Uhm, if you would let me... I could... remove it for you... It can be like it never happened in the first place." Sasori explained, hoping Deidara would be on his side. Deidara wasn't sure what to think... He was happy Danna wasn't mad at him and that he loved him but... even though it was strange and weird he sorta wanted to have the baby. He was ashamed by it but the thought had never crossed his mind to kill it... He was protective of it and while Sasori had a point, Deidara was hurt he would want to kill something they made together.
"I don't know... I don't know if I could kill it..." Deidara said sadly. "You wouldn't have to, I could put you to sleep while I do it." Sasori said reassuringly. "That's not what I mean... I would still be part of the process... I don't want to..." Deidara whined. The red head sighed, "Deidara, it's not like it's something I want to do... but it's just going to get more difficult as time goes on... You know I'm right. If you never listen to me again, listen to me now." "But Danna..." Sasori frowned, "It's not possible. The work we do, we could die anytime... I wouldn't wish that life on anyone." "I thought you were never going to die, mister eternal art..." Deidara pouted.
Deidara wasn't sure why he was so eager to keep the child... It had ruined his whole day finding out that it existed, wouldn't it make sense for him to want to get rid of it? Human life had never really meant anything to him to begin with. Maybe he just liked to take the opposite side as the red head? He wasn't ready to give up, Sasori was just being negative and stubborn so he had to prove his worries were absurd.
The red head grit his teeth, unable to hold back his irritation. He was trying his best to be calm, he knew this was difficult for the blonde but he was being unreasonable... What did he expect? For it to be some fairy tale ending? Deidara was being selfish, Sasori was only thinking of the child. He knew how hard it was watching your parents leave you all the time, wondering if they would ever come back... To just be waiting all the time... He didn't want the child to experience that... It was a favor to just kill it now. None the less, he kept his calm. "That may be so, but what about you? You never listen, you're always so reckless. I tell you all the time to come prepared and half the time you come back injured on our missions... What if one time you don't make it back? I don't know how to look after a kid."
"But, that's why you can protect us, Danna!" Deidara begged, taking Sasori's hands in his own once again. "Us?" Sasori mocked, venom in his tone. "Stop talking as if it's already alive because it's not." Deidara's eyes widened in pain, and he let go of Sasori's hand. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said it like that since you..." The blonde mumbled, the rest of his sentence incoherent. "You're not going to put that burden on me... I don't want to be responsible for anyone's safety... Stop being selfish and think about how unreasonable you're being..." The red head said bitterly. He thought specifically to how he couldn't protect the family he had before... Although he was just a child then, he still felt powerless to have so much pushed upon him.
"I know, it was a stupid thing to mention..." The blonde looked down sadly, the tears that were welling up before started to form in his eyes. Danna was never going to agree with him. "Deidara, I didn't mean to upset you..." Sasori said gently, wrapping his arms around the shaking blonde. "Well you did!" Deidara sobbed as he gripped onto Sasori's cloak. "Yeah, I can see that... I'm sorry for being harsh, I know this is important to you but... realistically it just can't work. We can still be together... it just... can't be any more than that." Deidara didn't reply.
"You don't have to decide right now but... can you atleast think about what I've said?" Sasori offered, it was taking -all- of the small amount of patience he posessed to deal with Deidara right now. "Oh, so now I have a choice, hm?" Deidara asked stubbornly. "Or, you're just hoping I take your side eventually? Unless you will have to do it by force?" "Deidara..." Sasori growled. "I'm trying my hardest to be patient with you... Really, say we don't kill it... What are we going to do? Bring it on missions with us? Come watch your parents kill people for a living?" Deidara could just hear the mocking in his tone and gave him a dirty look. "Fine, I'll give it some thought, are you happy now?" "I already told you, this isn't something I -want- to do... I'm just making the right decision, because obviously -you- can't." Sasori glared back.
Deidara's face softened and he looked forlorn. "I know, Danna. I don't mean to make you into the bad guy... I know we wouldn't be an ideal family but... if I try to think about it from your point of view, will you try to see it from mine?" "I can try... but don't get your hopes up." Sasori said unsurely. Leaning upwards, Deidara kissed his Danna on the cheek and cuddled against him. "Thank you, Danna. That's all I ask for." Sasori kissed Dei's forehead and smiled lightly."I'm glad, now don't be upset. Nothing has changed between us."
Deidara opened his eyes to a dark room. He must've fallen asleep again. Once his eyes adjusted he saw Sasori had fallen asleep beside him. He looked so cute and gentle while he was sleeping, unlike his normal self. Shifting out of the bed, careful enough not to wake the sleeping red head, Dei left the room to get a drink, which was mostly just an excuse to clear his head.
After opening the fridge, Deidara saw a tall figure illuminate beside him in the kitchen. Tobi waved enthusiastically. "Senpai!" The blonde flinched, almost dropping the carton on the floor. "Tobi?" He began to pour himself some juice, giving the other boy the cold shoulder. "Why are you up so late?" Deidara mused. Tobi put his hand on his hip, "I could ask you the same thing, young man!" "I suppose. I just woke up randomly, hm." Tobi followed Deidara over to the kitchen table and sat across from him. It was obvious he wasn't going to leave any time soon.
"Sooo, did you tell Sasori yet?" Tobi asked curiously. Deidara put his glass down abruptly, "I did... and you were a liar, he wasn't happy..." The masked nin stared at Dei briefly before responding. "I'm sorry, Senpai... Tobi really thought he would be... Erm, You're surprisingly calm about this all." Tobi twiddled his thumbs nervously. Deidara looked away, "Don't be so serious, it doesn't suit you, hm. Well, you were right about one thing, he does love me but he wants me to..." Putting a hand to his stomach protectively, Deidara paused. Tobi stared with curiosity. "Wants you to what?" "He wants to get rid of it..." The blonde admitted sheepishly. "Get rid of what?" Tobi asked dumbfounded.
Slamming his fist against the table, Deidara shouted, "The baby, you idiot!" The blonde blushed immediately afterwards, the mentioning of the word instantly embarrassing him. Tobi shrieked. "Not baby Senpai!" Deidara nodded seriously, "Yes, and don't call it that, hm..." "But why?!" Tobi exclaimed, sounding upset. "Keep your voice down, it's the middle of the night, hm. But yeah, he doesn't think it will have a good life so it's pointless and might as well just exterminate it..." The blonde explained sounding irritated. "He's going to think about it... I don't think he will change his mind though..."
Deidara crossed his arms. "I don't know what to do... I don't want to get rid of it but... I don't want to upset him or have him leave me... I'm supposed to be thinking about it now but... I know I can't do it, hm." Tobi squinted in concentration, trying to follow what Deidara was saying, it was difficult to understand especially when he wouldn't say the word directly... Was he that ashamed? "Poor Deidara Senpai..." Tobi said sympathetically. Deidara nodded. "Hmm..." "Senpai, can you promise me something?" "What is it?" Deidara looked at him in confusion, what could Tobi possibly want him to promise? "I can tell you really care about the baby so... I want you to promise me that no matter what Sasori tries to do, you wont hurt it in anyway for him."
Deidara's eyes widened. "T-Tobi..." He mumbled in shock. "Yes, I promise, hm." Tobi shook his head. "I can't believe you if you just say it, you have to pinky swear me!" "Ah, okay?" Deidara said unsure, putting his pinky towards Tobi, who took it happily in his own. "Good! Now I know you mean it!" The masked nin giggled. The two looked over as a third person entered the room. Deidara blushed, it was Konan... Had she heard any of that conversation?
"Tobi... Deidara..." The bluenette said surprised. "I didn't mean to overhear but, someone is pregnant? Deidara, did you get someone pregnant? Aren't you with Sasori?" Why did she have to ask so casually?!... Deidara's face turned bright red and he began to panic, "Uh... Well... Tobi, you explain... Or never mind, that's a bad idea... Well... Apparently... I am..." He rationalized that she would probably find out eventually... Who knows who Kakuzu would end up telling... Konan's facial expression didn't change, she just extended her hand toward Deidara... The blonde watched dumbfounded and a bouquet of paper roses appeared. "It is slightly strange, but congratulations, Deidara. Take them." Blushing ten shades of red, Deidara took the bouquet. "Thanks Konan."
Konan offered him a sweet smile. "Don't mention it." Deidara was really grateful at least two people at the Akatsuki base approved of him being... well you know... and didn't find him disgusting and weird. If only Danna would accept it... Just thinking about it... He could feel the tears forming in his eyes and it wasn't long before they came spilling out. The girls eyes widened. "What's wrong, Deidara? Did I do something? When I said slightly strange I didn't mean for it to be offensive." She explained calmly, putting her hand on the blondes shoulder. Tobi stepped forward, "It's not you, Konan Senpai. Sasori Senpai doesn't want Deidara Senpai to have the baby. He wants to... get rid of it and Deidara Senpai is upset. That's what we were talking about before you came in."
She nodded understandingly, her pretty face turning forlorn as she could find no words to help her comrad. Deidara wiped his tears and tried to hold back his whimpering but there was no fooling the two Akatsuki. Tobi hugged him tightly. "Don't cry, Senpai." "If it helps, I'm on your side, Deidara." Konan said softly. The two of them backed away as a fourth person appeared. "Sasori?" Konan said in shock. "Deidara..." Sasori mumbled, voice hinted with pain as he approached the other boy and embraced him. "What're you doing up? What's wrong?" "Danna!" Deidara whined, wrapping his arms around the boys neck. "We will leave you two alone." Konan announced, deciding for Tobi that he would leave as well.
After calming down, Deidara sniffled, "I want to keep the baby, Danna." Sasori hugged him tighter, "I know." "I'm sorry, I don't want to upset you. But, Konan knows, Tobi knows, I honestly think it would be okay." The blonde bit his trembling lip, trying to stop himself from crying. Sasori nodded and his expression changed to in pain. "Deidara... You know, when I woke up and you weren't there... I thought you had left me because of how I acted..." Deidara gasped and hugged Sasori tighter. He shook his head dramatically. "Never ever in a million years, hm! Sasori, listen to me. I love you more than anyone. I want to have this baby with you because even though it's strange and weird it's something we made together, it's a part of us and I'm not going to let you kill it. I'm not saying you're completely wrong, it is a difficult life but I think a difficult life is better than no life. Shit happens, I may die, you may die, we all may die, that's a fact of life. Just because shit happens doesn't mean we should all just stop living. We will make it through, believe me! You don't have to protect anyone because I will! I'll protect you and this baby, Danna! I want us to be together as long as we can, hm!"
Deidara blushed and panted, out of breath from his speech. Sasori giggled and smiled to himself. "Wow, you're really serious about this." The blonde sneered. "I wasn't trying to be funny... So you can stop mocking me..." The red head continued giggling. "I'm not mocking you but you are really funny, Deidara. You're going to protect me? That's cute." Deidara continued to sneer. "Hmph, maybe one of these days I will." "You know, I was just about to say you could keep the baby, then you went off on your rant." Sasori smirked. "You said some pretty embarrassing things."
Deidara's face lit up and he tackled Sasori to the floor in joy. "Danna, thank you!" The blonde backed off and pouted, now hovering over his boyfriend. "And.. I don't care, I just wanted you to know, hm." Sasori chuckled then turned serious, "I know, and you were right about the last part... I should stop worrying about what -could- happen..." Deidara nodded like a know it all, "Mhmm! A true artist lives in the fleeting moment!" Sasori frowned, and rolled his eyes. "I said you were right... Nothing about you being an artist. True art is eternal." "Whatever Danna!" The blonde grinned, bringing Sasori into a bear hug. "I'm so happy, I don't even care that you insulted me, hm!" The red head smiled lightly while getting squished against Dei's chest, "I am too."
"Aw, they made up." Konan said impressed and the two Akatsuki who -should- have left, appeared in the door way. "See, I told you they would end up rolling around on the kitchen floor together by the end of it!" Tobi giggled. Out of embarrassment, Deidara backed away from Sasori and shot Tobi a death glare. "You prick! You were listening?!" "Yes Senpai! I loved your speech, I was so moved. I was even put to tears!" The masked man gushed. "It was quite romantic, I never knew you had it in you." Konan said in a dull voice. Deidara frowned. "I don't know if you're serious or mocking me, hmmm."
"Oh." Konan stepped forward and passed a bouquet of paper roses to Sasori, like she had done before with Deidara. "I didn't get to say congratulations to you yet. Take them." The female Akatsuki offered. The puppet master took them and looked at them skeptically. "Thanks." She smiled kindly in response and took her leave, "Now we should -actually- leave them alone, Tobi." She ordered, causing the goofy Akatsuki member to scurry off to his room. "Night Senpai!"
Once the other two were gone, Sasori spoke. "Can we get off the kitchen floor now and go back to our room?" He turned towards Deidara. "Hm? Sasori no Danna is asking me?" The blonde smirked in amusement. The red head got up to his feet and smirked back. "I thought I would let you decide whether you get pounded against the floor or the head board tonight." Deidara blushed bright red, "D-danna! That's so vulgar! Can't you just ask to make love to me or something...?" "Nope." "Why not, hm?" "Because that's what girl's say. You're not a girl, are you Dei?" Sasori teased.
Making sure to give Sasori a death glare, Deidara got up and headed off in the direction of thier room. Seeing Dei had made his decision, Sasori activated his human jutsu then climbed on top of him on the bed. "Keep up the insults and you wont ever get laid again, hm." Deidara pouted. "I'm pretty sure girls say that too." The red head chuckled, earning a kick from his boyfriend. "Ow, I'm kidding. But, you could always prove to me you're a man." Sasori smirked, running his hand down to the hem of Dei's pants. Getting an idea, Deidara tackled Sasori over so he could be on top. "If you insist, Danna! I can show you just how manly I am!" Dei chuckled and the red head looked up at him unamused.
"You don't get to top your master..." Sasori flipped Dei back on the bottom and smirked. Accepting defeat, Deidara leaned up to kiss Sasori passionately. The red head kissed back eagerly, slipping his tongue into the others mouth. Sparks flew and both boys could feel themselves being turned on. Deidara was eager to please his Danna, he was so scared to lose him now. "I love you, Sasori!" He panted once thier lips parted.
"I love you too." Sasori mumbled, planting kisses down his boyfriends neck and unbuttoning his cloak as he went lower. He didn't waste any time any time getting Deidara's clothes off then removing his own. After giving Dei a playful kiss, Sasori paused, "So do you want to get right to it or did you want me to prepare you?" Deidara chuckled, "Aw, are you worried about hurting me? You're sweet, Danna. But I'm not a virgin anymore." Sasori blushed and frowned. "I know, I was there... I was just trying to do something nice for you..." "That's really all you could think of?" Dei teased, pulling the other boy closer so his erection was positioned at his entrance. "It's okay though, I want you inside me... now."
"If you insist but don't say I didn't offer if it hurts." Sasori purred, thrusting forward into the blonde. "Danna..." Deidara whimpered, digging his nails into his lover's back. "Aw, does it hurt, Dei? And after you tried so hard to be tough for me." Sasori chuckled sadistically. "Shut up!" Deidara whined. "It just hurts a little... it's getting better now." "Oh?" The red head mused, picking up his pace. "Yeah, hm." Wrapping his arms around his boyfriends neck, Deidara leaned up to kiss him full of passion. "Now, stop being a prick and make love to me." "I'm going to ignore how much that phrase completely turns me off because I love you." Sasori made an unimpressed face then pulled the blonde into another kiss. "Why? I think it's romantic!" Deidara whined, breaking free from the others lips.
"I don't know. But good thing you turn me on enough to counter act it. Now shut up, Deidara. You can only say two things, faster, harder and if you want to moan my name that's okay too." Sasori smirked, slamming into the blonde full force now. "Sasori!" Deidara moaned, pulling down on on the red head's neck as he hit his spot with every thrust. "Oh, Sasori! I love you so much!" Deidara gripped on to his boyfriend tighter. "Hey, that wasn't on the list, but I'll let it slide." Sasori smiled, kissing the blondes cheek briefly before thrusting into him again. "Deidara..." The red head moaned, getting close to his peak. "Danna...Faster, Harder!" Deidara moaned then blushed, making Sasori chuckle. "I-I just thought I would give it a try." The blonde admitted, embarrassed. "Shut up, Deidara." Sasori panted. "Danna... I can't much longer... Sasori, oh Sasori!" Deidara whimpered, tightening his walls as he came on both of their stomach's. Sasori grunted, cumming shortly afterwards then flopped down on the bed, exhausted.
"Cuddle me!" Deidara exclaimed, doing grabby hand motions for Sasori to come closer. "Oh Deidara... I'm exhausted, I did all the work." Sasori panted. Deidara shifted so he could lay against the red head. "Thank you, Danna! It was amazing! ...Well besides when you were being a jerk." On the last part, he pouted. Once Sasori caught his breath, he wrapped his arms around the other boy. "You know I'm just picking at you." "I know." Deidara nodded, snuggling closer against Danna's chest. He was really happy, Danna loved him and they could be a family together.
"I guess we wont be able to have sex much after the baby is born..." The blonde said thoughtfully. Sasori just grunted in agreeance, the topic of the child wasn't really something he wanted to discuss until he was fully comfortable with it. "Whose worried about the future now? What happened to living in the moment?" Sasori mused, trying to get the blonde to stop talking. "I'm not worried, I was just saying, hm." Even though he knew Sasori was tired, Deidara didn't want to go to sleep, the night was too perfect, he didn't want it to be over yet.
"Hey Danna! Are you sleeping, hm?" After being shaken awake, Sasori glared. "If I give you a kiss good night, will you shut up and let me sleep?" "You don't have to be so cranky, hm. I just want to spend time with you." Deidara narrowed his eyes. "I know Deidara, I'm sorry for being mean to you. Can we talk in the morning though? I didn't get to sleep most of the day like you did." Taking Deidara's chin in his hand, he pulled him up for a quick kiss. "Goodnight, my love." "Goodnight Danna! I love you!" Deidara exclaimed. "I love you too, Deidara."