penis?

a

Marco was but a little lad who liked berries and cream. And dick cream. Marco was a homosexual. He decided to walk in the school corridor because he has legs and he can do that. His gay buddy, Billy, walked into him. Marco became erect. Oh no, penis. Mr Perry happened to walk past, and bump into Marco with his massive schlong, stabbing him. Marco started to bleed, so Billy killed Mr Perry and healed Marco with his magical healing powers. Then they shagged. The end.