genshin chat fic

By xenderes

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chat fic with kazuscara centric kys jokes will be made as well as joking homophobia (repost from my ao3, iwri... More

gay ppl basically
this chat fic is so gay barfs
childe slander is best slander
childe is actually hot tbh
uhm insert very cool chapter title
kazuha is *NOT* mean
venti baddie arc ig
no one cares about ventis ideas + angst
childe slander bla bla chongyun stuck in a tree bla bla the usual yknow
monarose i love them
tiny tiny thing.
A/N
reconcile
so like u ub uhm udk

who is dating who basically

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childe: i have a question

kazuha: huh

childe: which ones of yall are single taken whatever bla bla bla

scara: i'm obviously taken so is kaz

venti: haha i have a good idea

scara: don't even dare

venti has changed one user name

kaz: oh

kaz: hm i like this user.

scara: of course you do

mona: i, too, am taken by @ sucrose <3

sucrose: :)

albedo: me and xiao are together

xiao: ♥️

venti: i'm single...

mona: lmao deserved

venti: D:

xinyan: i'm poly with noelle, barbara, xiangling!

bennett: me and razor have just started going out!

razor: yes

fischl: im single

xiangling: hey bb wanna get in the car

fischl: sure, why not.

barbara: YAY

noelle: and it continues too grow

xinyan: ily guys

hu tao: who shall join them next?

hu tao: find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

scara: ew

kaz: no ewing today young man.

scara: damn ok.

xinyan: wheres razor gone?

bennett: oh! it went to sleep, sorry. they were tired.

bennett: i almost snapped my neck in surprise when i saw him sleeping on my shoulder

scara: you almost what

bennett: haha!

ganyu lover: oh god

ganyu lover: but anyways i'm gay for ganyu

childe: g-gay people...🤢

ganyu lover: you deserve nothing

childe: oh.

childe: anyways i'm dating zhongli <333

scara: yeah ok.

childe: if you rearrange scaramouche you can get ass

scara: what

childe: wait no

childe: aas

kaz: you have a fat ass scara

scaramouche: can you die

kaz: i love you more

scaramouche: you're annoying

kaz: your mum is annoying

scaramouche: oh you're sick sick.

kaz: i'm actually very healthy today.

venti has changed one name

aas: oh.

scara: HAHAHAHAHA

scara: that's what you fucking get

kaz: language

scara: fuck off

kaz: no

scara: im moving out of this dorm.

venti: is this drama worthy

hu tao: i donttt rllyyy know butt it's gossip worthy!

aas: haha butt

kaz: you wouldn't dare

scara: i would

kaz: no come back

scara: nah im leaving good bye.

kaz: :(

scara is offline

kaz is offline

xingqiu: i hope they're joking

venti: BUT???

xingqiu: yeah

venti: ITS RAINING???

yanfei: oh well.

chongyun: i can already predict what is gonna happen.

xingqiu: go on, yun yun

chongyun: scaramouche is gonna go into the rain and get sick so kazuha has too take care of him.

venti: lol that reminds me

venti has changed two names

yun yun: what

qiu: oh.

qiu: die

venti: gasps.

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