keqing: who won the cooking contest anyways i forgor
scaramouche: ur mum
kazuha: i'll let this one slide, that was really funny dear
scaramouche: #%$¥
scaramouche: I
scaramouche: i think
childe: HELP
scaramouche is offline
kazuha:
kazuha: I THINK HE DIED WHAT #%?
hu tao: nooo MY BURIAL partner!
hu tao: then i'd like too introduce my new and improved coffins!
hu tao: they come in all shapes and sizes, ranged from small, medium, large, grand, and supreme!
hu tai: just the low low price of 1000 mora!
kazuha: oh, never mind he's okay
hu tao: dang it!
yanfei: hu tao...
kazuha: he simply fainted thankfully.
kazuha: i'm going too make him rest be right back
childe: you're all going too hell
kazuha: as scaramouche says, shut the fuck up stupid ginger.
hu tao: AHAHAHAHAHA
childe: WHAT
chongyun: i
scaramouche is online
scaramouche: good job bae ♥️♥️♥️
kazuha: for you ♥️♥️
childe: homosexuality is a sin
scaramouche: can you shut up
kazuha: i agree to be honest
xiao: where is albedo
kazuha: i think he's in the cafeteria, i saw him there earlier.
xingqiu: ah yes
xingqiu: he asked me a bit about your date with him earlier so i helped him out
scaramouche: is that why he had that fancy ass outfit
xingqiu: 🤐
scaramouche:...
xiao: thank you for the help.
xiao is offline
chikde: i'm so sick of these gay ppl up in my notifications get OUT
scaramouche: oh my fucking gosh i will beat the ever living shit out of you till you're black and blue if you don't zip it
childe: ouch
childe: ZHONGLI HES BEING MEAN TOO MEEEEEEE
scaramouche: yeah ok.
kazuha: not going to lie this is quite entertaining
scaramouche: so true kiss me
kazuha: sure
keqing: DMS EXIST
scaramouche: omg kazuha you're so hot and cool and hot and cool i love you sm
kazuha: i love you too scara
mona: PLEASE STOP I DONT WABT GOO SEE MY OWN BROYHER FLIRTUNH WITH SOM GUY
scaramouche: lol
mona: i hate you
scaramouche: seen
mona: this is why no one loves you
scaramouche: kaz literally just said they did
mona: sure...he deffo meant it
scaramouche: i hate you
scaramouche is offline
kazuha: i'm going too check on him, see you guys in a bit
kazuha is offline
childe: i'm so sick of these... sinners. disgusting.
zhongli is online
childe: HEYYY
//
kazuha and scaramouche are online
albedo: WHAT THE FUCK????
scaramouche: what
xingqiu: hello guys
kazuha: hey xingqiu, what's going on right now?
keqing: IM LITERALLY RIGHT WHAT
xingqiu: they're fighting over some nerdy shit
venti: lmfao that gave me a good idea
venti has changed two names
nerd #1: ITS LITERALLY NOT x, x IS NO WHERE NEAR THAT NUMBER, KEQING
nerd #2: IT LITERALLY IS HOW WOULD IT NOT BE YOU IDIOT
venti: nerd
noelle: i can be of assistance if you would like, you two.
nerd #1: TELL THEM SHES WRONG
nerd #2: IM LITERALLY RIGHT YOU FUCKING TWINKIE YOU FUCKING SNAKE GO FUCK YOUR BOY FRIEND YOU FUCKING LOSER
nerd #1: i
scaramouche: #%$¥?!?!?!?!
xinyan: HOLY SHIT???
xingqiu: WHAT
childe: HELLP
kazuha: oh my
nerd #1 is offline
venti: 🙊
scaramouche: i'm not even going to say anything
xingqiu: i'm just going to leave now.
xingqiu is offline
venti: he just got demolished
scaramouche: deserved
kazuha: i thought you guys were friends, scara?
scaramouche: we are, that's what makes it funnier
venti: haha scara that gave me a good idea
venti has changed one name
scara: what
scara: go die
kazuha: laugh out loud
scara: what
hu tao: do you meannnn LOL???
kazuha: yes
kazuha: laugh out loud
scara: are you mocking me
kazuha: yes i am, actually.
scara: okay ouch. im leaving
kazuha: WAIT NO
nerd #2: are we intruding on this
chongyun: take this too dms i swear too god
scara: ive put so much work into this relationship, building up THIS HOUSE from the ground, taking care of the kids, and keeping our family together.
scara: i do it all on my own.
scara: yet you mock me like this...
scara: i cant take this anymore. we are OVER!!!
scara: end scene
childe:
nerd #2: oh gosh.
thoma: when did i get here
hu tao is offline
scara: this group chat is making me insane.
kazuha: take me back 💔💔😭😭
scara: okay.
kazuha: yay
venti: well that was short lived.
noelle: it wasn't x.
nerd #2: @ nerd #1 my bad homie
nerd #1: I FUCKING KNEW IT
kazuha: he swore
scara: don't copy him swearing is bad you should never swear kazuha
kazuha: why the fuck not
scara:
scara: idk if that was scary or hot
nerd #2: CAN YOU STOP
scara: stop sleeping with your mum? no
kazuha: i'm right here
scara: sorry it won't happen again
kazuha: i
kazuha: good night
scara: night ig
kazuha is offline
nerd #2: i'm starting to understand why childe hates gay people
venti: lol...
venti has changed one name
ganyu lover: what
ganyu lover: i hate it here