wylie is a dilf
Dex: della is a milf
Dex: i'm speaking my truth
Fitz: no
Fitz: wtf
Fitz: i hate you
Dex: no you don't
Fitz: i'm breaking up w u fuck u
Dex: u can't break up with me i'm leaving you for ur sister
Biana: ew no wtf
Dex: ok ouch fuck u
Dex: fine then i'm leaving u for ur ex
Dex: wait
Biana: BAGAGDHFHFSB
Biana: DUMBASS
Dex: SHUT UP I HATE YOH
Sophie: ...
Dex: SHUT UP IM BLOCKING ALL OF U
Fitz: fine be that way
Dex: no i won't
Dex: only bc now i have to rate all the vackers attractiveness
Fitz: you actually don't have to do that
Dex: except for biana because no matter how i rate her she'll get mad
Dex: yes i do
Biana: accurate
Dex: starting with Della: 10/10 she's a milf she's a good mom which is rlly rare in this friend group
Sophie: honestly, agreed
Fitz: i hate you
Dex: next is alden, 2/10, not that hot kinda a dick
Sophie: agreed
Fitz: sophie stop encouraging him
Sophie: no !!
Dex: next is alvar, 2/10, not hot and also evil
Fitz: ...
Dex: correction: 0/10 he traumatized my bf so he's ugly
Fitz: he is ugly !!
Sophie: agreed !!!
Biana: rt
Wylie: ^^
Sophie: HAHAGAGSG
Sophie: DIDNT U TWO DATE FOR LIKE RWO WERKS ??
Wylie: bitch learn to spell
Sophie: </3
Wylie: and yes
Dex: omg guys stop getting off topic
Sophie: yeah guys xe's rating hot ppl let them continue
Dex: ty sophie
Dex: last we have fitz, 11/10 i had to put him hotter than his mom cuz we're dating lol
Fitz: stfu
Fitz: we won't be if u keep calling my mom a milf
Wylie: at least he's calling ur mom and not u
Fitz: shut up wylie u are a dilf
Wylie: i fucking hate children
Fitz: i hate you too !
Keefe: u just called urdelf a child
Fitz: shut up keefe no one asked for ur opinion
Sophie: OMG KEEFES ALICE
Keefe: sophie just renamed me #girlboss
Sophie: now i wish u weren't alive
Keefe: i can fix that for u ig
Sophie: omg no don't kill urself ur too sexy </3
Keefe: ur right
Keefe: ok i won't
Sophie: ok good for you ig
Fitz: stop flirting this is disgusting
Biana: ...
Sophie: don't tell us what to do
Fitz: this is why we broke up
Sophie: stfu
Fitz: don't tell me what to do
Sophie: i can tell you what to do if i want to
Biana: omg stfu yall are so annoying
Sophie: no ur annoying !!
Biana: thank you
author note or ehstever:
i originally put this chapter on ao3 over a month ago i judt forgot to update here oops
i got sivk of wroting the fucking mall so theyre done im never writing them leaving the lort cities again