Y'all I think I'll get like a E maybe D but if I'm lucky then C, on the test I mean. IT WAS SO HAAAARD 😭😭
(3rd pov)
At Uraraka's funeral.
Izuku (otp): "IF YOU DARE TELL ANYONE THAT WE'RE HERE THAN YOU'RE DEAD!"
Shinso (otp): "Yeah yeah, I get it! Now focus on the damn funeral!"
Izuku (otp): "Yeah I will, bye"
Shinso (otp): "Bye"
And they hung up.
Izuku: "Hello Iida and Tsu"
Tsu: "Hi Zuzu"
Iida: "Hello Izuku"
Izuku: "I really miss her, this is so sad that she died.." Izuku said while crying.
Iida: "Uraraka's parents also died..I mean it was a car crash after all"
Tsu: "Yeah but its still sad.." Tsu was also crying and so was Iida.
Izuku: "I'm glad Todoroki or anyone else isn't here though"
Iida: "I know, we won't tell anyone that you're here or were here, alright?"
Izuku: "Thank you so much"
After the funeral.
Everyone had left but Izuku was sitting infront of Uraraka's grave and just cried.
Izuku: "I miss you so much.. Even though it was a long time ago since we saw each other.."
Izuku: "I'll always love you, dead or alive. You were the best girl friend or women friend- you get what I mean! That I had.."
Izuku: "I'm so happy that you came to my wedding and watched my son grow until you died.."
Izuku: "Kazku we're at least 2 years old, I'll tell you more about him when he grows up and when I come back"
Izuku: "You always made me so happy, I almost started crying when you told me you liked me when we we're 15. I didn't like you back so that's why"
Izuku: "May you rest in peace Uraraka"
Izuku: "I love you"
1 month later.
Shinso: "Izuku you've been starting to look fat"
Izuku: "Wow thanks Shin shin"
Monoma: "Well he didn't mean it as a mean way, I hope"
Izuku: "AHAHA! Shut up! And thanks to both of you for helping me move. I've wanted a bigger place for a long time"
Monoma: "No prob-"
Shinso fell over a box.
Shinso: "OUCH! FUCK!"
Izuku: "SHINSO! THE BABY CAN HEAR YOU!"
Shinso: "Fuck sorry, fuck I mean- fuck- no wait fuck- no fuck! FUCK! OH MY GOOOD! FUUUCK! NO FUCKING HELL! OH MA GA-"
Monoma put his hand on Shinso's mouth.
Monoma: "Just shut up"
Izuku started to laugh his ass off.
Shinso: "Mhmmmhm mhmgmhm gmgmgmgmhm"
Monoma: "Huh?" He took away his hand.
Shinso: "I said, Sorry for cursing Izu, it's a bad habit of mine"
Izuku: "I know, I have that habit too"
Shinso: "WAIT IT'S ONLY TWO MONTHS LEFT! WOOHOOOOO!"
Monoma: "YEEEAAAHHH!!"
Izuku: "WOH-"
Izuku's phone rang.
Izuku: "Izuku Bakugo here. Mhm. Yes, alright. Yup! Nonono it's totally fine. Yes I get it. Absolutely. Hm? What? N- No I don't understand? What? I'M SORRY WHAT?!"
Shinso and Monoma looked at each other.
Izuku: "WELL I'M SORRY BUT YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH! YOU- YOU- YOU ASSHOLE! GOODBYE!"
Shinso: "W- who was that?"
Izuku: "Kirishima"
Monoma: "Who the fuck is Kirishima?"
Shinso: "What did he say?"
Izuku: "He saw Katsuki with another girl, making out"
Shinso: "WHAT?!"
Monoma: "Isn't he your-"
Izuku nodded.
Monoma: "Shit"
Izuku: "But who fucking cares, right? We broke up, RIGHT? He can do whatever he wants, RIGHT?! He could fuck another person, RIIIGHT?!?!!!?"
Shinso: "CALM DOWN IZUKU!"
Monoma: "Izuku are you okay?!"
Izuku: "HE IS A DICKHEAD! AND I HATE HIM! GOSH!"
Meanwhile in Tokyo.
Kirishima: "Bakubro serio-"
Esuki: "Oh hey Kiri"
Kirishima: "I- I thought you we're Katsuki.."
Esuki: "Oh because I cut my hair? Tch. Anyways..This is my girlfriend, she's an Beta"
Kirishima: "Hey, I'm Eijiro Kirishima"
Lola: "Lola Kaminari"
Kirishima: "Nice to meet y- KAMINARI?!"
Kaminari: "What is it Kiri?"
Kaminari: "Oh hey cousin"
Lola: "Denki..Hi"
Lola: "Where's Shinso?"
Kaminari: "In Canada with Izuku too"
Lola: "So y'all broke up?"
Kirishima: "No they didn't, it's just a distance relationship alright?"
Lola: "Okay"
Esuki: "Where's Katsuki anyways? I want him to meet Lola"
Katsuki storms into the bar while carrying Kazku.
Katsuki: "KIRISHIMAAAAAA"
Kirishima: "Oh boy"
Katsuki: "IZUKU AND SHINSO ARE PISSED AT ME"
Kirishima: "My bad hehe.."
Katsuki: "YOU- YOU- UHM- Kazku cover your ears please"
Kazku: "Okay papa" Kazku covers his ears.
Katsuki: "YOU DAMN IDIOT! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TELL IZUKU THAT I WAS MAKING OUT WITH ANOTHER GIRL?! THEY BOTH WANT ME FUCKING DEAD NOW! UNDER GROUNDDDD, PLEASE TELL THEM THAT I NEVER DID SOME SHIT LIKE THAT!"
Kirishima: "A- alright..I'll call Izu.."
Katsuki: "YOU BETTER!"
Katsuki sits down infront of Lola and Esuki.
Katsuki: "Who's this?"
Lola: "Oh my god! Such a cute baby! Your girlfriend must be lucky!"
Katsuki: "Girlfriend? No ex husband, we got divorced after he left for Canada. But we're kinda still talking"
Lola: "Is it that Izuku boy?"
Katsuki: "Uhm yeah"
Esuki: "Izuku is so sweet, I've met him. He looked a little bit fat though"
Katsuki: "He's pregnant- WAIT THAT'S BODY SHAMING! WHAT IF HE WASN'T EVEN PREGNANT?!"
Esuki: "Calm down I was joking"
Lola: "Oh my god pregnant?! Who's the father?"
Katsuki: "Me"
Kaminari: "Did you guys forget about me or something?"
Kazku: "Denii, Deniiii"
Kaminari: "DenKi"
Kazku: "Deni"
Katsuki: "Let him be"
Kazku: "Papa papa! Daddy!"
Katsuki: "Hm? Oh daddy is on tv?"
Kazku: "Yes"
Kaminari: "Damn, Izuku is rocking that green suit"
Lola: "He's so hot!"
Esuki: "I know right!"
TV: "Izuku Bakugo is 4 months pregnant but still a great model. The best and most handsome of them all if I'd say it myself."
TV reporter: "So tell us Izuku, do you have a special someone?"
Izuku (on tv): "Ahh yes I do. It's my ex husband Kacchan. We had to get a divorce since I had to move here but we still talk and stuff"
TV reporter: "Would you like to say something to him?"
Izuku (on tv): "Yes, to him and my son at home"
TV reporter: "Go on"
Izuku (on tv): "Hello Kazku and Kacchan. I hope you're watching. I miss you both deeply. I love both of you with my entire heart. Kacchan when I move back to Tokyo then let's get married again. Take care of Kazku for me"
TV reporter: "That was beautiful"
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